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Pujols is a slut
« on: May 11, 2011, 10:53:04 am »
La Russa heads to the hospital, and Pujols is already giving the Cubs a booty call
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 02:33:35 pm »
Noe, how does a despised player become even more loathsome?
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 02:37:47 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 11, 2011, 02:33:35 pm
Noe, how does a despised player become even more loathsome?

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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 02:41:39 pm »
This is completely unfair.

He's being a whore, not a slut.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 02:43:23 pm »
Quote from: Texifornia on May 11, 2011, 02:41:39 pm
This is completely unfair.

He's being a whore, not a slut.

Point of order: The Cubs aren't paying him.

Yet.

So I'd say he's a slut, potentially looking for a new sugar daddy.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 02:49:38 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 11, 2011, 02:43:23 pm
Point of order: The Cubs aren't paying him.

Yet.

So I'd say he's a slut, potentially looking for a new sugar daddy.

So a whore is a slut until the John she is working on forks over some cash?
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 02:52:44 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on May 11, 2011, 02:49:38 pm
So a whore is a slut until the John she is working on forks over some cash?
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Pujols has only been paid by the Jakes.  That's a sugar daddy... a whore would have typically been paid by multiple parties.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 02:58:00 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 11, 2011, 02:52:44 pm
So a whore is a slut until the John she is working on forks over some cash?
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Pujols has only been paid by the Jakes.  That's a sugar daddy... a whore would have typically been paid by multiple parties.

suck one cock and you will always be a cocksucker.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 03:00:35 pm »
Yes, he's also a cocksucker.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 03:08:05 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 11, 2011, 02:43:23 pm
Point of order: The Cubs aren't paying him.

Yet.

So I'd say he's a slut, potentially looking for a new sugar daddy.

Your honor, I sumbit that he's a slut, a whore, a cocksucker and a Jake.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 03:21:26 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on May 11, 2011, 03:08:05 pm
Your honor, I sumbit that he's a slut, a whore, a cocksucker and a Jake.

I edited out the redundancies for you.
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 03:24:15 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on May 11, 2011, 03:08:05 pm
...a slut, a whore, a cocksucker and a Jake.

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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 03:24:43 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 11, 2011, 03:24:15 pm
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2011, 03:45:33 pm »
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Re: Pujols is a slut
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 06:09:03 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 11, 2011, 02:33:35 pm
Noe, how does a despised player become even more loathsome?

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