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Craig

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Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« on: May 13, 2011, 01:22:30 am »
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 02:12:56 am »
Quote from: Craig on May 13, 2011, 01:22:30 am
Yeah, fuck the Mets.
Well done, sir.  One suggestion on your browser history extension though ... make it a bit more general so we can scrub the cubs (for instance) as well.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 06:43:16 am »
Great preview, Craig. I love the Pence bobblehead.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 08:33:53 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on May 13, 2011, 06:43:16 am
Great preview, Craig. I love the Pence bobblehead.

The Pence bobblehead is genius. But you need to make sure that the ball bounces off his noggin once.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 08:46:57 am »
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just begging for a lick of the Nationals’ balls.

Greeting card material, right there
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 08:52:54 am »
Awesome Craig.  Fuck em.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 09:20:39 am »
Craig...[sniffs]...you stink!
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 09:48:57 am »
Quote from: austro on May 13, 2011, 08:33:53 am
The Pence bobblehead is genius. But you need to make sure that the ball bounces off his noggin once.

Oh yeah, you're right, it has to bounce off his dome. It should be a bobblehead where the figure is all laid out in a collapsing dive (you know how Hunter does it), and then the ball could bounce off his gloved left hand, off his coconut, off his right hand, off his right arm, off his right foot, to his left foot, off his ass, and finally off his glove again before it rolls slowly to the wall.

Man they should put you and me in charge of this shit.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 10:05:53 am »
Nice!
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 10:09:18 am »
From the opening line through the Pence bobblehead and everything else, well fucking done asshole.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 11:43:21 am »
Full of vile hatred for an unworthy club. Love it. One nit: Inglett will be toiling against the thin pitching of the PCL this week.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2011, 11:47:50 am »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 13, 2011, 11:43:21 am
Full of vile hatred for an unworthy club. Love it. One nit: Inglett will be toiling against the thin pitching of the PCL this week.

Thanks, I knew Inglett had been up and down but thought he was still up with the Astros.
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 11:49:46 am »
Quote from: Craig on May 13, 2011, 11:47:50 am
Thanks, I knew Inglett had been up and down but thought he was still up with the Astros.

went back yesterday, michaels off the dl today.

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/team/transactions.jsp?c_id=hou#month=5&year=2011&team_id=117
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 02:12:39 pm »
Somebody mentioned applying for a job in the new Astros administration. Why wait? The Mets are hiring now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVkalfhzvVA
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 07:04:36 pm »
Terrific preview, Craig. I enjoyed it from beginning to end.

Are you implying someone madoff with the steM riches?
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Re: Mets at Astros – UnMet Expectations
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 09:45:15 pm »
Quote from: strosrays on May 13, 2011, 07:04:36 pm
Terrific preview, Craig. I enjoyed it from beginning to end.

Are you implying someone madoff with the steM riches?

Thanks!

It's awesome that the Mets got in at the top level of a Ponzi scheme but still managed to fuck it up.
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