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Joe Morgan, documented liar
« on: July 20, 2007, 10:49:57 am »
I wonder what the guys at FJM will say about this?
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 11:08:49 am »
I wonder what the guys at FJM will say about this?

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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 11:09:53 am »
I wonder what the guys at FJM will say about this?

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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 11:21:31 am »
I saw that movie, "Being Chico Ruiz".

"Chico" Morgan?
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 11:41:49 am »
"Chico" Morgan?
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 01:08:17 pm »
I wonder what the guys at FJM will say about this?

"Documented liar" is a little strong.  Morgan mixed together two factual events from his past, from over forty years ago.  It happens.  I would guess most people have done this a time or two, just sitting around reminiscing.

He is imprecise, perhaps.  Being a journalist (after a fashion), Morgan is open to accusations of being less than careful with the facts.

As for the rest of the article, any epithet against the steaming pile of crap that is ESPN and all its offshoots is fine by me.

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 01:28:12 pm »
I've never been one to let facts get in the way of a good story, myself.

I echo the anti-ESPN vitriol, though. Who's now, bitch?
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 01:52:19 pm »
Did he take the opportunity on 610 yesterday to punk on Biggio, again?  Buddy of mine from Chicago said he used to do the same thing on Sandberg.  Talk about insecure, huh?
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 02:17:27 pm »
"Documented liar" is a little strong.  Morgan mixed together two factual events from his past, from over forty years ago.  It happens.  I would guess most people have done this a time or two, just sitting around reminiscing.

He is imprecise, perhaps.  Being a journalist (after a fashion), Morgan is open to accusations of being less than careful with the facts.

You're too kind. Morgan gets away with too much because he's 'beloved'. Fuck that.
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 02:20:33 pm »
That and he never stops talking.....ever!  I'll bet he talks (lies) in his sleep, too.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 08:01:16 pm »
Did he take the opportunity on 610 yesterday to punk on Biggio, again?  Buddy of mine from Chicago said he used to do the same thing on Sandberg.  Talk about insecure, huh?

I'm shocked, Joe Morgan is insecure.  Next you're gonna tell me Chris Berman doesn't come up with good nicknames for athletes.  I don't believe you, i will not believe you, i can't believe...
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2007, 02:20:19 pm »
Chris Berman shtick is more worn out than Jenna Jameson's mattress. 
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 03:23:14 pm »
Chris Berman shtick is more worn out than Jenna Jameson's vagina

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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2007, 04:41:25 pm »
Did he take the opportunity on 610 yesterday to punk on Biggio, again?  Buddy of mine from Chicago said he used to do the same thing on Sandberg.  Talk about insecure, huh?
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Re: Joe Morgan, documented liar
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 05:16:50 pm »
I would say that Morgan is a petty little insecure man with a faulty memory who is gulity of confusing years and of embellishing the facts, but not a liar.
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