Homer: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!Homer: Explain how.Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.Homer: Woo hoo!
This is one blogger's attempt at putting together a best quotes list. Seemed good for time wasting on an off day...http://blogzarro.com/?p=223Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
My two favorites are the nelson- shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark and Homer- sarcastically- Oh, and what would we call this magical animal lisa (when lisa tells him that you get bacon, pork chops, hot dogs, sausage etc. from the same animal).
Love the pig one two. "Yeah right Lisa"
Bart reading Homer's thoughts:Boy, I know you can hear me, and I just have one thing to say to you. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow...