Even though Mark immortalized this in his Reds preview, I didn't want to see this scroll off to oblivion.
After Foghorn's
ode to the Racket (which in itself is HOF material) on his announcement that he signed with the Yankees, JackAstro thanked him:
JackAstro: "Perfect. This toes the line between "thanks" and "go fuck yourself" that I've been feeling."
Foghorn: "Not to go all Denny Green, but Clemens is who we thought he was. Don't ask Satan to the prom and then get upset when he whips out his fire cock and butt rapes you.
Or something."
