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Title: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: das on April 28, 2008, 02:18:42 pm: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20080428&content_id=2604244&vkey=pr_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Nicely done. Power numbers are a scootch different than this time last year.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2008, 02:20:26 pm: Good job, Lance! I wonder who sponsors the award?
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: JaneDoe on April 28, 2008, 02:24:36 pm: Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2008, 02:20:26 pm
Good job, Lance! I wonder who sponsors the award?

Tourneau, the world's largest watch store, will award Berkman with a luxury Swiss Timepiece, suitably engraved, in recognition of his accomplishments as Bank of America Presents the National League Player of the Week.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Andyzipp on April 28, 2008, 02:31:52 pm: Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 28, 2008, 02:20:26 pm
Good job, Lance! I wonder who sponsors the award?

I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: JimR on April 28, 2008, 02:34:42 pm: Quote from: Andyzipp on April 28, 2008, 02:31:52 pm
I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.

i got it...i think.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: austro on April 28, 2008, 02:36:47 pm: When will the Shiner Presents the Spikes 'n Stars Post of the Week award be unveiled?
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: MusicMan on April 28, 2008, 02:36:58 pm: Quote from: Andyzipp on April 28, 2008, 02:31:52 pm
I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.

Ebby Calvin, of the TZ, will be presented with the iPhone Presents the iPhone Stubing Post of the Week, as sponsored by iPhone.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: JimR on April 28, 2008, 02:37:59 pm: Quote from: MusicMan on April 28, 2008, 02:36:58 pm
Ebby Calvin, of the TZ, will be presented with the iPhone Presents the iPhone Stubing Post of the Week, as sponsored by iPhone.

which reflects iPhone's commitment to posting public BS daily.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 28, 2008, 02:39:57 pm: Think we can talk Spoetzl into "Shiner Bock Presents The Spikes n' Stars Post of the Week Award?"
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Ty in Tampa on April 28, 2008, 02:40:32 pm: Holy shit! It took me too long to craft my masterpiece.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: ValpoCory on April 28, 2008, 02:56:36 pm: Not quite Ensberg-esque, but since 2001, Lance has never had an OPS under .982 in even numbered years and never had an OPS over .934 in odd numbered years.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6279/career;_ylt=AiPPdQjAPlZIqolrtSJSZPSFCLcF
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: homer on April 28, 2008, 03:28:24 pm: Quote from: ValpoCory on April 28, 2008, 02:56:36 pm
Not quite Ensberg-esque, but since 2001, Lance has never had an OPS under .982 in even numbered years and never had an OPS over .934 in odd numbered years.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6279/career;_ylt=AiPPdQjAPlZIqolrtSJSZPSFCLcF

This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: JimR on April 28, 2008, 03:30:35 pm: Quote from: homer on April 28, 2008, 03:28:24 pm
This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.

i thought fredia had a new nom de non sequitur.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: MRaup on April 28, 2008, 04:38:09 pm: Quote from: homer on April 28, 2008, 03:28:24 pm
This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.

You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: MusicMan on April 28, 2008, 04:42:33 pm: Quote from: MRaup on April 28, 2008, 04:38:09 pm
You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.

And beat yourself in the head. Repeatedly.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Gleek on April 28, 2008, 08:15:03 pm: Quote from: MRaup on April 28, 2008, 04:38:09 pm
You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.

and the lisp, don't forget the lisp.
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: moriartp on April 28, 2008, 08:35:31 pm: Wait, you mean there are people who don't like Josh Lewin? :o
Title: Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
Post by: Mr. Happy on April 29, 2008, 10:02:51 am: Quote from: JimR on April 28, 2008, 03:30:35 pm
i thought fredia had a new nom de non sequitur.

This is friggin' hilarious. POTW.