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Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« on: March 08, 2009, 07:05:36 pm »
7:00 (central) Sunday night on ESPN (i.e. now).
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 07:12:00 pm »
Thanks for the reminder.  Roy-O article on ESPN

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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 07:15:54 pm »
Galarraga looks pretty good.  Fuck Jeter. He should be playing behind Rollins. Rollins is better.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 07:24:09 pm »
Galarraga looks pretty good.  Fuck Jeter. He should be playing behind Rollins. Rollins is better.

Is this gonna be a Jeter love-fest like the Pedro Martinez love-fest earlier?
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 07:24:36 pm »
Is this gonna be a Jeter love-fest like the Pedro Martinez love-fest earlier?

you can always mute your television.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 07:48:20 pm »
Venezuela is a rock solid team.  IMO a top 5 team along with Japan, DR, USA, Korea.
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 07:49:11 pm »
Roy looks good.  Have they mentioned how many innings they expect from him tonight?
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 07:50:42 pm »
i thought i heard 5
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2009, 07:51:11 pm »
Roy looks good.  Have they mentioned how many innings they expect from him tonight?

Said Davey wants him to go 5.  2 straight singles by VEN.  If there is an Oswalt inning this inning, I'm blaming YOU!
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2009, 07:52:17 pm »
That Venezuelan press guy just gave props to the Astros and Andres Renior or Reynor or how ever you spell his last name.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2009, 07:52:22 pm »
Said Davey wants him to go 5.  2 straight singles by VEN.  If there is an Oswalt inning this inning, I'm blaming YOU!

it's all his fault

3 straight hits
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2009, 07:52:36 pm »
Said Davey wants him to go 5.  2 straight singles by VEN.  If there is an Oswalt inning this inning, I'm blaming YOU!


Three straight and Venezuela leads 1-0.  Thanks Lurch.
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2009, 07:53:40 pm »
Damn.  I suck.
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2009, 07:54:13 pm »
Damn.  I suck.

That's what Leslie in Austin said.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 07:54:30 pm »
Get it out of your system now.
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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2009, 07:58:55 pm »
I swear Youkolis moves his butt more than all other players combined.  It is disgusting.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2009, 08:00:14 pm »
Get it out of your system now.

Beat me to it.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2009, 08:00:42 pm »
I swear Youkolis moves his butt more than all other players combined.  It is disgusting.


His butt or the movement of it?
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2009, 08:01:44 pm »
I swear Youkolis moves his butt more than all other players combined.  It is disgusting.

Too bad its not Brad.
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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2009, 08:01:48 pm »

His butt or the movement of it?

both

some of the stuff i've read about him makes the butt movement even nastier.
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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2009, 08:02:19 pm »
Too bad its not Brad.

nothing about Brad is disgusting.  (yeah, i include his BA.)
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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2009, 08:02:26 pm »

His butt or the movement of it?

Both.
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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2009, 08:03:05 pm »
nothing about Brad is disgusting.  (yeah, i include his BA.)

No, I meant too bad it isn't Brad shaking his on TV.  Or in person.
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2009, 08:03:38 pm »
YES!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2009, 08:03:52 pm »
Adam Dunn scores from first. Wow.

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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2009, 08:04:19 pm »
bet jeter could have done it too though
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2009, 08:04:26 pm »
I thought DeRosa was going to pass Dunn there, while Dunn stopped for a cigarette.
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2009, 08:05:41 pm »
On a side note...Jim Deshaies would make watching this SO much fun.
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2009, 08:06:21 pm »
On a side note...Jim Deshaies would make watching this SO much fun.

preaching to the choir.

that would be awesomeness
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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2009, 08:06:38 pm »
I thought DeRosa was going to pass Dunn there, while Dunn stopped for a cigarette oxygen tank.


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« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2009, 08:07:06 pm »
On a side note...Jim Deshaies would make watching this SO much fun.

I can't wait to hear him and Brownie.
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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2009, 08:13:14 pm »
70 pitch limit for pitcher this round.  Is that necessary?
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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2009, 08:15:36 pm »
bugger
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« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2009, 08:16:49 pm »
30 or more pitches you can't pitch the next day?

wth?
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« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2009, 08:17:20 pm »
Well crap
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« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2009, 08:20:55 pm »
come on roy.


you can do it
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« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2009, 08:23:08 pm »
so, is roy done for the night?
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« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2009, 08:28:32 pm »
so, is roy done for the night?


Yes.
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« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2009, 08:29:33 pm »
yeah, i know that now.  i'm watching it also.
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« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2009, 08:41:39 pm »
Is this gonna be a Jeter love-fest like the Pedro Martinez love-fest earlier?


It is now.
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« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2009, 08:47:32 pm »
Jeter's playing now.  All's right for the announcers now.
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« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2009, 08:56:50 pm »
Ya-hoo!
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« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2009, 08:58:02 pm »
OMG--what a stupid Taco Bell commercial
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« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2009, 09:02:58 pm »
I was just thinking to myself, why isn't Joe Mauer on the team when Iannetta came through.
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« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2009, 09:07:54 pm »
Here comes a homer. right? Jeter, right?
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« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2009, 09:09:11 pm »
"Billy Ripken's biggest thrill in being associated with USA Baseball is getting to know what Derek Jeter is really like."  I'm officially sick to my stomach now.
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« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2009, 09:11:45 pm »
"Billy Ripken's biggest thrill in being associated with USA Baseball is getting to know what Derek Jeter is really like."  I'm officially sick to my stomach now.

Proof there is a God.  I was on the phone when they said that.
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« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2009, 09:11:55 pm »
Great at bat by Jeter. He so magnanimous that he took a walk so the other guys could get the glory. what a noble fucker.
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« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2009, 09:14:09 pm »
When Jeter came in to score, the announcer called it like it counted for more than one run. 
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« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2009, 09:14:40 pm »
"Billy Ripken's biggest thrill in being associated with USA Baseball is getting to know what Derek Jeter is really like."  I'm officially sick to my stomach now.

Tim Tebow is sick to his stomach after that.
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« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2009, 09:16:42 pm »
When Jeter came in to score, the announcer called it like it counted for more than one run. 


It does, it just one of the many things Jeter does that doesn't show up on the score card.
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« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2009, 09:20:39 pm »
Great AB by Youkilis
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« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2009, 09:21:31 pm »
Youkilis has a great baseball IQ.
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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2009, 09:22:34 pm »
It does, it just one of the many things Jeter does that doesn't show up on the score card.


Actually, the Derek Jeter Rule, three runs every time he hits the pay station, *does* show up on the score card. 
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« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2009, 09:24:17 pm »
Youkilis has a great baseball IQ.


He has one point of baseball IQ for every centimeter of height possessed by Dustin Pedroia.
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« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2009, 09:36:16 pm »
As much a Sutcliff sucks, he is a thousand time better than Steve Phillips.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2009, 09:36:49 pm »
nice play by pedroia

and jeter was there to say good job.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2009, 09:41:40 pm »
i'd rather listen to jimmy rollins than these guys
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2009, 09:50:38 pm »
i was just thinking jimmy rollins could be on dancing with the stars
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2009, 09:55:33 pm »
i was just thinking jimmy rollins could be on dancing with the stars


if you was thinkin you wouldnt have thought that.

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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2009, 09:58:23 pm »
Anyone watching the Australia/Mexico game?

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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2009, 09:58:48 pm »
why would they bring up the mercy rule?

do they want team USA to lose?
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2009, 10:08:05 pm »
"It was an Armani belt." That was kind a funny. Hell of a catch by that Italiano.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2009, 10:19:32 pm »
Surprised they didn't note what a sportsman Jeter was there by purposefully grounding out as to allow Venezuela not to have suffer the humiliation of the Mercy Rule there...
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2009, 10:20:13 pm »
Surprised they didn't note what a sportsman Jeter was there by purposefully grounding out as to allow Venezuela not to have suffer the humiliation of the Mercy Rule there...

So Tim Tebow of him.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2009, 10:22:25 pm »
Great Stubby Clapp story.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2009, 10:34:09 pm »
Anyone watching the Australia/Mexico game?

The Aussies climbed back in. It's tied 7 all in the 6th. They should call it Mexico/US, since about one third the guys on the team were born in the US.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2009, 10:43:49 pm »
They took the lead. Very gritty team they have, all they're doing is putting the bat on the ball and putting it into play.

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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #68 on: March 08, 2009, 10:44:10 pm »
Australia with 2 in the bottom of the 6th. 9 to 7 now, in favor of the men from down under. At least 5 of Mexico's 9 in the starting line-up were,[queue Bruce] born in the USA.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2009, 10:49:11 pm »
Hey, was that Dave LaBossiere on the bench chatting with Roy?
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2009, 10:49:40 pm »
i think so.  he's there.
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2009, 11:09:12 pm »
They took the lead. Very gritty team they have, all they're doing is putting the bat on the ball and putting it into play.

They are gritty, 11 to 7 now. In Mexico City! Here's a story about Aussie baseball.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/sports/baseball/08wbc.html?ref=baseball
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Re: Roy on takes the hill for USA against Venezuela
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2009, 11:09:43 pm »
Australia with 2 in the bottom of the 6th. 9 to 7 now, in favor of the men from down under. At least 5 of Mexico's 9 in the starting line-up were,[queue Bruce] born in the USA.

do the italians still have a bunch of piazzas on their team like last time?