{"id":6702,"date":"2010-05-05T09:44:53","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T14:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spikesnstars.com\/?p=6702"},"modified":"2010-05-05T09:44:54","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T14:44:54","slug":"ugh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/2010\/05\/05\/ugh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Thursday, April 29, 2010<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Snakes 1<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Astros 0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>W:<\/strong> Kennedy (2-1) | <strong>L:<\/strong> Oswalt (2-4) | <strong>S:<\/strong> Qualls (6)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/mlb\/gameday\/index.jsp?gid=2010_05_04_arimlb_houmlb_1&amp;mode=wrap\" target=\"_blank\">Astros.com Wrap<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What a pile of suck that was. Justin Upton hit one big-ass solo tater, and that was it for the scoring in this turd. The offense continues to find new and exciting depths of ineptitude, netting the second 8-game skid of the young season. By far the best thing that happened in this game was Feliz and Q teaming up to pick Chris Young off of third, <a href=\"http:\/\/houston.astros.mlb.com\/video\/play.jsp?content_id=7829339&amp;c_id=hou\" target=\"_blank\">so here&#8217;s that<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tHdZFppSZss&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tHdZFppSZss&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, April 29, 2010 Snakes 1 Astros 0 W: Kennedy (2-1) | L: Oswalt (2-4) | S: Qualls (6) Astros.com Wrap What a pile of suck that was. Justin Upton hit one big-ass solo tater, and that was it for the scoring in this turd. The offense continues to find new and exciting depths of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6702"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}