{"id":12997,"date":"2016-05-05T11:36:13","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T16:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/?p=12997"},"modified":"2016-05-05T11:36:13","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T16:36:13","slug":"mariners-astros-longfellow-edition-if-you-know-what-i-mean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.orangewhoopass.com\/2016\/05\/05\/mariners-astros-longfellow-edition-if-you-know-what-i-mean\/","title":{"rendered":"Mariners @ Astros &#8211; Longfellow Edition (If You Know What I Mean)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><b>SERIES PREVIEW<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><b>First Place @ Last Place<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>May 5-8, 2016<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I heard the train at Minute Maid<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Its old, familiar \u201cchoo-choo\u201d played<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While balls flew long<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From hitters strong<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For peace on earth, more games to win.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then came the unforeseen beatdowns;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The losses piled up in H-Town.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Success too small<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Caused a shortfall<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of peace on earth and games to win.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019d soon meet on the battleground<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The team that hailed from Puget Sound;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They\u2019re in first place<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And lead the race<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For peace on earth and games to win.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And in despair I cried and said,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWe\u2019ve lost two games to these shitheads!\u201d<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They\u2019ve won a lot<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">While we have not<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For peace on earth, more games to win.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then came the scores more oft and deep:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThe team\u2019s not dead, but the road is steep;<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The West shall fail,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Good Guys prevail<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With peace on earth, more games to win.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Thursday, May 5 &#8211; 7:10pm CDT<br \/>\n<\/b><b>Wade Miley (2-2, 5.06) vs. Chris Devenski (0-1, 1.45)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Miley <del>Cyrus<\/del> is the only M\u2019s starter in this series that the Astros have not already seen this year. \u00a0He got off to a bit of a rocky start but closed out April with style, pitching a complete game five-hit shutout of the Royals. \u00a0Prior to that start his ERA was a full two runs higher. \u00a0The Astros have had some success against him: in 2015 as a member of the Red Sox he held them to one run over six innings, but as a Diamondback in 2014 he allowed four runs over five innings. \u00a0Altuve, Gattis, Gomez, and Marwin all have career 1.100+ OPSes against him, and with the recent offensive surge this could be a promising matchup.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Devenski drew the short straw to have his team get shutout with him on the mound. \u00a0He allowed two runs to the A\u2019s over five innings in the tough luck effort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If these next three matchups look familiar, it\u2019s because they are identical to the matchups from last week\u2019s series in Seattle&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Friday, May 6 &#8211; 7:10pm CDT<br \/>\n<\/b><b>Taijuan Walker (2-1, 1.80) vs. Doug Fister (2-3, 4.60)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Last matchup (4\/25): Mariners won 3-2<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro highlights: Fister threw a quality start; everyone except Rasmus reached base.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro lowlights: 8 LOB, continually letting Walker and the M\u2019s bullpen off the hook.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Since then: Walker allowed three runs (two earned) in five innings and took a loss against KC; Fister allowed one run in 6.2 innings and picked up the team\u2019s only W in Oakland.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Saturday, May 7 &#8211; 6:10pm CDT<br \/>\n<\/b><b>Nathan Karns (3-1, 3.81) vs. Dallas Keuchel (2-4, 5.11)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Last matchup (4\/26): Mariners won 11-1<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro highlights: Nobody died.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro lowlights: Innings 1-9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Since then: Karns got a win in Oakland with a quality start; Keuchel looked shitty against the Twins.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Sunday, May 8 &#8211; 1:10pm CDT<br \/>\n<\/b><b>Hisashi Iwakuma (1-3, 4.03) vs. Collin McHugh (3-3, 6.59)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Last matchup (4\/27): Astros won 7-4<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro highlights: McHugh was decent; bats tagged Iwakuma for 5 ER in 5 IP; scoreless relief outing for Giles.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Astro lowlights: 13 K\u2019s at the plate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Since then: Iwakuma beat the A\u2019s, allowing one run over seven innings; McHugh fell one batter short of a quality start against the Twins but picked up a win regardless.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SERIES PREVIEW First Place @ Last Place May 5-8, 2016 I heard the train at Minute Maid Its old, familiar \u201cchoo-choo\u201d played While balls flew long From hitters strong For peace on earth, more games to win. Then came the unforeseen beatdowns; The losses piled up in H-Town. 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