wins – OrangeWhoopass http://www.orangewhoopass.com Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:21:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.6 Holy Fucking Shit! Astros Win!! http://www.orangewhoopass.com/2010/04/16/holy-fucking-shit-astros-win/ Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:44:47 +0000 http://www.spikesnstars.com/?p=6434 Astros at Cardinals, 4/15/2010
Astros 5, Cardinals 1
W Norris (1-1) L Lohse (0-1)

It’s really just that easy, isn’t it? All you have to do is:

  • get your rookie starter to strike out Albert Pujols twice;
  • get Bourn and Keppinger looking like an impressive 1-2 combo at the top of the order;
  • get some timely hits, such as from your starting pitcher (who now has more RBI than Kabong);
  • and get four innings of stellar work from your pen (Sampson to Lyon to Lidstrom)

    • Yea, winning curs all ails, and even lets you overlook things like Carlos Lee’s dropping of a routine fly ball to give up another unearned run, or his 1-31 streak at the plate, or Pam’s Pet getting picked off of first.

    Tax day is past us, the 0-8 start stories are past us, and things can only go up from here.

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