Astros 6
Gints 3

W: Villarreal (1-3) | L: Taschner (2-1) | S: Valverde (10)

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Good Guys won another one late. Twinkie only hit 1 home run. Moehler was adequate, bullpen was good. Officer Brad hit a 2-run smokey. The Bus drove in two, including the go-ahead in the 7th. Gametime weather was 76 degrees and clear.

YOU: Hey asshole… can I call you asshole?

JA: Yeah, sure.

YOU: Hey asshole, why is it that for every moderately tolerable recap you write, there are three completely forgettable ones, and one big steaming shitburger that’s 12 hours late and makes no sense?

JA: Like this one?

YOU: Yeah, like this one.

JA: I suck.

YOU: You sure do.

JA: Yep.

YOU: Yep.

-fin