Mother told me, yes she told me, I’d meet teams like you.
She also told me, “Stay away, you never know what they’ll catch.”
Just the other day I heard of a run scoring without a hit
some Little League junk that’s going round.

Johnson’s alright, Wallace’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t just give them awayyyyy.

Bagwell says, “Caballo’s alright, he’s really up on things.
Before the eighth, we were down by two, thanks to Pence
and his butchered routes.
Now I had heard that Wade recruited Hunter for right field,
But Gunther isn’t one of those, we’ve seen him all these years.

Bourn is alright, Kepp is alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t just give them awayyyyyy….

“Whatever happened to all this season’s losers of the year?”
Every time I got to thinking when they took the field.
When I woke up, Kepp and Johnson are driving in winning runs,
Then came more runs, in the ninth, and drove Jake fans out…

Lidstrom’s alright, Castro’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t just give them away…

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