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Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« on: December 07, 2006, 11:32:56 am »

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 11:35:47 am »
I guess this means that Pettitte can return to his beloved Yankmees, causing NY sportswriters to simultaneously splooge all over their laptops.  Fuck you Andy.  Don't forget to close the door on the way out.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 11:36:30 am »
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 11:39:08 am »
I just hope the Astros aren't trading a top pitching prospect. He is an inning eater, but his ERA always flirts with 5.

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2006, 11:39:28 am »
Or he could decide to take the Astros' offer and stay, if the offer is still there.
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2006, 11:39:49 am »
if he goes back to NYY for money, indeed fuck him. he pitched well one year out of three here.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2006, 11:40:29 am »
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I just hope the Astros aren't trading a top pitching prospect. He is an inning eater, but his ERA always flirts with 5.




That's AL ERA, I think there's a conversion factor.  Taveras leaving?

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2006, 11:41:30 am »
Ensberg going to the Sox so they can trade Crede?
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2006, 11:42:32 am »
Is Garland a #2?

So a rotation (assuming this is true)
Oswalt
Garland
Williams
Hirsh
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And if/when DQ comes back he moves into to #2 slot?

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2006, 11:44:19 am »
Chron now says its Garland for Taveras and Buchholz.
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2006, 11:44:38 am »
Agreed.  But even a 4 ERA won't give you 18 wins for the Astros, if the last few years are any indication.  Maybe El Caballo can help reverse that trend.

Fuck, Roy / Garland/ AP / Woody / Hirsh, (Clemens), Sampson sure sounds nice. I hope Andy doesn't turn out to be a twatwaffle.

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2006, 11:45:51 am »
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Chron now says its Garland for Taveras and Buchholz.



If true, let the "Who is going to play CF?" debate begin.

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2006, 11:47:40 am »
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Chron now says its Garland for Taveras and Buchholz.



If true, let the "Who is going to play CF?" debate begin.





There was a trial balloon, Lane is slimming down and could play CF, a couple weeks ago.

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2006, 11:47:40 am »
Does DQ come back with his best friend up north?
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2006, 11:48:58 am »
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There was a trial balloon, Lane is slimming down and could play CF, a couple weeks ago.



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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2006, 11:49:09 am »
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If true, let the "Who is going to play CF?" debate begin.





Koby Clemens? Burke? What about that guy with the mole?

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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2006, 11:49:25 am »
Jim.  Unless I totally misjudge Drayton (which I have admittedly done before), I don't believe that the Astros would take on both Garland's and Pettitte's salaries.
 
If the Astros have made this trade, they must believe that Pettitte is going to take the Yankees' $15 million offer.

In light of the fact that Pettitte's family is here and that the Astros have been at least as competitive as the Yankees have been over the past few years, the only reason that I can see Pettitte going back to the Yankees is the additional money.  Therefore, Fuck Pettitte.
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2006, 11:50:15 am »
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Chron now says its Garland for Taveras and Buchholz.



If true, let the "Who is going to play CF?" debate begin.




There was a trial balloon, Lane is slimming down and could play CF, a couple weeks ago.




Exactly.

I like the trade especially if Garland pitches like he did in 05 rather than 06.

If Lane can't hack it though the Astros are stuck with Burke in CF or a rookie with no MLB experience.  Burke's shoulder had better damn well be fixed.
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2006, 11:50:51 am »
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In light of the fact that Pettitte's family is here and that the Astros have been at least as competitive as the Yankees have been over the past few years, the only reason that I can see Pettitte going back to the Yankees is the additional money.  Therefore, Fuck Pettitte.



If this happens, I will hereinafter refer to him as "Fuckitte".

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« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2006, 11:51:16 am »
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There was a trial balloon, Lane is slimming down and could play CF, a couple weeks ago.



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Yeah but, it was nice of them to get us ready for it, dont you think?

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2006, 11:51:53 am »
Please, please, please, let the Astros be making a serious under the radar push for Rocco.
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2006, 11:51:56 am »
you're still living that myth, right todd? Drayton wants to win the WS. see Lee, Carlos
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2006, 11:52:38 am »
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Jim.  Unless I totally misjudge Drayton (which I have admittedly done before), I don't believe that the Astros would take on both Garland's and Pettitte's salaries.
 
If the Astros have made this trade, they must believe that Pettitte is going to take the Yankees' $15 million offer.

In light of the fact that Pettitte's family is here and that the Astros have been at least as competitive as the Yankees have been over the past few years, the only reason that I can see Pettitte going back to the Yankees is the additional money.  Therefore, Fuck Pettitte.





Watch Drayton step up and pay Andy $14M to stay in Houston.
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2006, 11:53:11 am »
Has Cashman confirmed that the Yanks have offered Pettitte 15 mil?
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2006, 11:54:03 am »
I guess this would also move Biggio back to the lead-off role?  Maybe Burke if he is playing CF.

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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2006, 11:54:41 am »
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Has Cashman confirmed that the Yanks have offered Pettitte 15 mil?




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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2006, 11:55:40 am »
Or, with this trade, replace Pettitte with a comparable, if not somewhat better, pitcher at half the cost so they can actually re-sign Huff.  I don't mind seeing Pettitte leave if this goes down.  I just hope they add one more bat to help with the offense.

Oswalt
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Williams
Clemens ??  Has to be in doubt if Pettitte goes elsewhere.
Hirsh/Albers - if Buchholtz is going north.

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« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2006, 11:56:08 am »
 context from Phil Rogers, Chicago Tribune

Before the White Sox traded Garcia to the Phillies for failed No. 4 overall draft pick Gavin Floyd (a project in a 6-foot-4-inch package) and left-hander Gio Gonzalez--the key guy in the deal, from this perspective--they essentially drew a line in the sand with their entire five-man starting rotation--a childish reaction to the rising salaries of pitchers.

Having inhaled their cigars and digested the developments, Williams declared his club has no plans to extend the contracts of Mark Buehrle beyond 2007 or Jon Garland, Jose Contreras and Javier Vazquez beyond 2008.

In other words between now and Opening Day 2009, the Sox either will trade or lose to free agency every member of the starting rotation, including the four guys who won a World Series 14 months ago. Are these guys nuts?

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« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2006, 11:58:07 am »
Just curious--would you guys have rather had Jason Jennings over Garland or vice versa?  Is Taveras and Buchholz a steep price for either of them?
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« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2006, 11:58:29 am »
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Has Cashman confirmed that the Yanks have offered Pettitte 15 mil?




Why, whatvah are you implying?! That Pettitte's agents might be snowing the general public!?

Well, I nevah!

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« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2006, 11:59:18 am »
As I said Jim, I have been wrong about Drayton many times.  If Drayton is going to pay the money to get Pettitte as well -- great -- and I will have been wrong again.  But some of the newspaper reports over the past few days have said that the Hendricks brothers were told by Purpura that if the Astros made a deal for another pitcher, they would not be signing Andy Pettitte.  I have a hard time believing that Drayton would pay Oswalt, Garland (owed $22 million over the next two seasons), AND Pettitte (particularly if they still hope to get Roger back for some of the season).
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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2006, 11:59:54 am »
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I just hope the Astros aren't trading a top pitching prospect. He is an inning eater, but his ERA always flirts with 5.




Always? He's had an ERA near 5.00 just once in the last five seasons:
Year     IP   ERA
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2002  192.7  4.58
2003  191.7  4.51
2004  217.0  4.89
2005  221.0  3.50
2006  211.3  4.51

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« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2006, 12:00:59 pm »
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Yeah but, it was nice of them to get us ready for it, dont you think?



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« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2006, 12:01:38 pm »
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When it comes to the rumor mill especially at this time of the year my bullshit meter is set to level "Chron".



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« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2006, 12:01:44 pm »
Anyone know Garland's salary situation for 2007?
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« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2006, 12:02:38 pm »
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Just curious--would you guys have rather had Jason Jennings over Garland or vice versa?  Is Taveras and Buchholz a steep price for either of them?




One issue I think is getting Jennings for 1 year versus Garland for 2 years, barring extensions.

(Do I have that right?)

But my sense is that Garland has a better track record, and has been more consistent.
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« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2006, 12:02:50 pm »
$10 million for next year, $12 million for 2008.
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« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2006, 12:03:12 pm »
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Anyone know Garland's salary situation for 2007?




"Garland will earn $10 million in 2007 and $12 in 2008."

$12 seems like a steal for 2008.

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Anyone know Garland's salary situation for 2007?




10 mil 2007, 12 mil 2008

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« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2006, 12:03:13 pm »
$10 million 2007 / $12 million 2008

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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2006, 12:04:52 pm »
This contract also takes him through his last arbitration years, so he will be a FA at the end of the contract.

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Anyone know Garland's salary situation for 2007?




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« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2006, 12:05:03 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2006, 12:05:30 pm »
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Jim.  Unless I totally misjudge Drayton (which I have admittedly done before), I don't believe that the Astros would take on both Garland's and Pettitte's salaries.
 
If the Astros have made this trade, they must believe that Pettitte is going to take the Yankees' $15 million offer.

In light of the fact that Pettitte's family is here and that the Astros have been at least as competitive as the Yankees have been over the past few years, the only reason that I can see Pettitte going back to the Yankees is the additional money.  Therefore, Fuck Pettitte.





Watch Drayton step up and pay Andy $14M to stay in Houston.





Now that would be a nice rotation:

Oswalt
Pettitte
Clemens
Garland
Williams

Fill the pen with young arms, keep Hirsh and Albers in AAA to fill in should any of the old guys break down.  Definite possibilities there.
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Re: Astros set to get pitcher Jon Garland from White Sox
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2006, 12:05:49 pm »
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One issue I think is getting Jennings for 1 year versus Garland for 2 years, barring extensions.

(Do I have that right?)

But my sense is that Garland has a better track record, and has been more consistent.





Garland's park-adjusted ERAs have been better than league-average four of the last five years, Jennings in just two of the last five years.

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« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2006, 12:06:17 pm »
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Yeah but, it was nice of them to get us ready for it, dont you think?



You might think that you're ready for it.  But when it actually happens...





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« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2006, 12:07:30 pm »
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When it comes to the rumor mill especially at this time of the year my bullshit meter is set to level "Chron".




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« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2006, 12:10:10 pm »
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One issue I think is getting Jennings for 1 year versus Garland for 2 years, barring extensions.

(Do I have that right?)

But my sense is that Garland has a better track record, and has been more consistent.





Garland's park-adjusted ERAs have been better than league-average four of the last five years, Jennings in just two of the last five years.





Do you like his stats?

Low strikeouts, moderate walks and homers given up. His one "good" season came when his hits allowed took a dip, but then went back up last season as did his ERA.

Of course, factor in the league and the park and he could pitch great for Houston.

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« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2006, 12:11:28 pm »
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Yeah but, it was nice of them to get us ready for it, dont you think?



You might think that you're ready for it.  But when it actually happens...




Sorta like preparing your sphincter for dildo insertion.  Um, not that I'd know or anything,... but, um, I can just imagine what it... um, NTTAWWT, but yeah, ya know, ok.




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« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2006, 12:11:44 pm »
But just looking at the money in the rotation:
Oswalt: $13 Mil
Williams: $6 Mil
Garland: $10 Mil
Pettitte???: $12 Mil
Hirsh: Min

That would be $29 Mil up to $41 Mil, and maybe even more if DQ plays.

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« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2006, 12:12:22 pm »
FWIW, a friend in Houston just e-mailed me that Berkman was on 610 a few minutes ago, saying that Pettitte is one of his best friends on the team and that he (Berkman) thinks AP is gone to NY, and that Clemens will follow.
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« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2006, 12:12:40 pm »
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One issue I think is getting Jennings for 1 year versus Garland for 2 years, barring extensions.

(Do I have that right?)

But my sense is that Garland has a better track record, and has been more consistent.





Garland's park-adjusted ERAs have been better than league-average four of the last five years, Jennings in just two of the last five years.




Do you like his stats?

Low strikeouts, moderate walks and homers given up. His one "good" season came when his hits allowed took a dip, but then went back up last season as did his ERA.

Of course, factor in the league and the park and he could pitch great for Houston.




Check out his BB/K ratio over the last couple years. Looks pretty solid to me.
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Jim.  Unless I totally misjudge Drayton (which I have admittedly done before), I don't believe that the Astros would take on both Garland's and Pettitte's salaries.
 
If the Astros have made this trade, they must believe that Pettitte is going to take the Yankees' $15 million offer.

In light of the fact that Pettitte's family is here and that the Astros have been at least as competitive as the Yankees have been over the past few years, the only reason that I can see Pettitte going back to the Yankees is the additional money.  Therefore, Fuck Pettitte.





Watch Drayton step up and pay Andy $14M to stay in Houston.




Now that would be a nice rotation:

Oswalt
Pettitte
Clemens
Garland
Williams

Fill the pen with young arms, keep Hirsh and Albers in AAA to fill in should any of the old guys break down.  Definite possibilities there.




I wonder how many days, or hours, that rotation will have a chance of happening.   Screw it.  I'll daydream about it while the chance is here.

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« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2006, 12:23:41 pm »
Rosenthal's article says Hirsh is rumored to be included in the deal as well.   Link

Deal breaker?

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One issue I think is getting Jennings for 1 year versus Garland for 2 years, barring extensions.

(Do I have that right?)

But my sense is that Garland has a better track record, and has been more consistent.





Garland's park-adjusted ERAs have been better than league-average four of the last five years, Jennings in just two of the last five years.




Do you like his stats?

Low strikeouts, moderate walks and homers given up. His one "good" season came when his hits allowed took a dip, but then went back up last season as did his ERA.

Of course, factor in the league and the park and he could pitch great for Houston.




Check out his BB/K ratio over the last couple years. Looks pretty solid to me.




Yeah he looks okay. I'm cautiously optimistic he can be a force in the NL. I just hope he doesn't break down, he's thrown a lot of pitches over the last few seasons.

Also, fuck Pettitte if he goes back to New York. And fuck New York too for good measure.

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« Reply #56 on: December 07, 2006, 12:25:49 pm »
Rosenthal: "White Sox general manager Ken Williams said no deal was close..."

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« Reply #57 on: December 07, 2006, 12:28:14 pm »
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Hirsh is a bit much to add, IMO.

I just heard that ESPN in Chicago is reporting that the deal is off.

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« Reply #58 on: December 07, 2006, 12:41:54 pm »
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Hirsh is a bit much to add, IMO.

I just heard that ESPN in Chicago is reporting that the deal is off.




Probabaly because they pulled an Orioles and tried to add in Hirsh after the deal was agreed on.

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« Reply #59 on: December 07, 2006, 12:45:10 pm »
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Hirsh is a bit much to add, IMO.

I just heard that ESPN in Chicago is reporting that the deal is off.



Probabaly because they pulled an Orioles and tried to add in Hirsh after the deal was agreed on.




They tried to add Oswalt too probably.

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« Reply #60 on: December 07, 2006, 12:45:52 pm »
Watch, now the Astros won't get either Garland or Pettitte.

This has the potential to work out very badly.
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« Reply #61 on: December 07, 2006, 12:53:35 pm »
Let me get this right...trading Hirsh, Buchholz, and WillyT was TOO MUCH for even Dontrelle, but it's ok for JON GARLAND??  (I'm not aiming this at the posters here).

Jon GARLAND?  Seriously?  This sounds like a terrible trade, if for no other reason than you'd think we'd be better off hanging on to those guys to trade for someone else.

I don't like it.  I don't HAVE to.  But I don't like it.

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« Reply #62 on: December 07, 2006, 12:53:43 pm »
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Watch, now the Astros won't get either Garland or Pettitte.

This has the potential to work out very badly.





How do we know that the Yankees' offer wasn't leaked by the Hendricks brothers for the sole purpose of pushing the Astros to increase their offer?

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« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2006, 12:55:39 pm »
All these rumors are getting as fetid and stale as recycled air on a plane.

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« Reply #64 on: December 07, 2006, 12:56:10 pm »
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Watch, now the Astros won't get either Garland or Pettitte.

This has the potential to work out very badly.





How do we know that the Yankees' offer wasn't leaked by the Hendricks brothers for the sole purpose of pushing the Astros to increase their offer?





For shame, Arky! You make it out like the Hendricks brothers would think about being dishonest to hold up the Houston Astros for more money.

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« Reply #65 on: December 07, 2006, 12:56:24 pm »
Alkie, the deal is off apparently. i'm sure we said no to Hirsch.
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« Reply #66 on: December 07, 2006, 12:56:46 pm »
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Let me get this right...trading Hirsh, Buchholz, and WillyT was TOO MUCH for even Dontrelle, but it's ok for JON GARLAND??  (I'm not aiming this at the posters here).

Jon GARLAND?  Seriously?  This sounds like a terrible trade, if for no other reason than you'd think we'd be better off hanging on to those guys to trade for someone else.

I don't like it.  I don't HAVE to.  But I don't like it.





Obviously, it is too much.  The deal is dying on the vine as we speak and the Chronicle pulls yet another wonderful announcement of an emminent deal right out of their arse yet again.

What?  No build-a-bear with a ChiSox uni hanging around anywhere to make this happen?

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« Reply #67 on: December 07, 2006, 12:57:48 pm »
I'm not sure what this front office is thinking. Maybe the White Sox did some dirty things, but if not, I'm very disappointed. You never, ever say a deal is close (a statement from the front office) unless it's agreed to by both parties. Now, if this doesn't work out, you potentially have angered Willy, Buchholz, Pettitte and Hirsh. Maybe the White Sox screwed us here, but if not, I'm disappointed in Smith's quote.

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« Reply #68 on: December 07, 2006, 12:58:57 pm »
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Obviously, it is too much.  The deal is dying on the vine as we speak and the Chronicle pulls yet another wonderful announcement of an emminent deal right out of their arse yet again.

What?  No build-a-bear with a ChiSox uni hanging around anywhere to make this happen?





I'm sure Purpura and Williams were thrilled that it was reported as done before it was done.

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« Reply #69 on: December 07, 2006, 12:59:50 pm »
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Alkie, the deal is off apparently. i'm sure we said no to Hirsch.




GOOD.  That's just nuts.  You don't get a starting CF and two Grade AA starting pitching prospects for one starter who is HARDLY a "superstar."  

I mean, seriously, if you had told me those 3 for Dontrelle, I'd have said, "sounds fair, but I bet we wish we hadn't done Hirsh."

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« Reply #70 on: December 07, 2006, 01:01:00 pm »
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I'm not sure what this front office is thinking. Maybe the White Sox did some dirty things, but if not, I'm very disappointed. You never, ever say a deal is close (a statement from the front office) unless it's agreed to by both parties. Now, if this doesn't work out, you potentially have angered Willy, Buchholz, Pettitte and Hirsh. Maybe the White Sox screwed us here, but if not, I'm disappointed in Smith's quote.




See: Oswalt, Roy - dealt to the Orioles, no the Mets, no to ... ah Fuck it!  What is the constant in these announced deals (Lidge, Oswalt, now Taveras and Buchholz)?

Yes, the Houston Chronicle.  And who do the players usually get upset at?   First the Astros front office and then we they get a chance to talk to Purpura, either JDJO or Pinwheel... or both.

Why, oh why do we fall for the misinformation from the Chron every freaking time?  Why?!?!

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« Reply #71 on: December 07, 2006, 01:01:31 pm »
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I'm not sure what this front office is thinking. Maybe the White Sox did some dirty things, but if not, I'm very disappointed. You never, ever say a deal is close (a statement from the front office) unless it's agreed to by both parties. Now, if this doesn't work out, you potentially have angered Willy, Buchholz, Pettitte and Hirsh. Maybe the White Sox screwed us here, but if not, I'm disappointed in Smith's quote.




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« Reply #72 on: December 07, 2006, 01:01:37 pm »
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I'm not sure what this front office is thinking. Maybe the White Sox did some dirty things, but if not, I'm very disappointed. You never, ever say a deal is close (a statement from the front office) unless it's agreed to by both parties. Now, if this doesn't work out, you potentially have angered Willy, Buchholz, Pettitte and Hirsh. Maybe the White Sox screwed us here, but if not, I'm disappointed in Smith's quote.




Uh... the front office wasn't reporting it. The Chronicle was.
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« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2006, 01:01:43 pm »
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If Hirsh was ever mentioned.
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« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2006, 01:03:24 pm »
No, it's one thing when the Chronicle has sources that say it. Unless you're thinking this is fabricated.

The deal was close, according to Tal Smith, the Astros? president of baseball operations.

The Chronicle didn't say it. Tal Smith said it. As for comparing it to Oswalt, that's a very different situation. The front office didn't go out and confirm that.

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« Reply #75 on: December 07, 2006, 01:07:09 pm »
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No, it's one thing when the Chronicle has sources that say it. Unless you're thinking this is fabricated.

The deal was close, according to Tal Smith, the Astros? president of baseball operations.

The Chronicle didn't say it. Tal Smith said it. As for comparing it to Oswalt, that's a very different situation. The front office didn't go out and confirm that.





Tal Smith said the "deal was close" not the "deal was done".  And it is exactly like the Oswalt story last year (and Lidge).  If you want to turn a blind eye towards the Chron, be my guest.  But JDJO and Pinwheel (go ahead and lump John X. Lopex in the mix too) have very little cred with the players.

Very little.

When I read the report in the Chron, I went to Astros.com to see if Footer was reporting it as well.  Nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero.  You think Tal Smith may of said the same thing to Footer as he may of said to JDJO?  If so, why the restraint from one and not the other?

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« Reply #76 on: December 07, 2006, 01:08:19 pm »
This smells like a mis-direction, a smokescreen if you will.

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« Reply #77 on: December 07, 2006, 01:08:49 pm »
Now there's a report on the White Sox board that Peter Gammons is reporting that Kenny Williams is returning to the meetings and Houston plans to announce the deal.

I don't have any clue what's going on.

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« Reply #78 on: December 07, 2006, 01:10:57 pm »
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No, it's one thing when the Chronicle has sources that say it. Unless you're thinking this is fabricated.

The deal was close, according to Tal Smith, the Astros? president of baseball operations.

The Chronicle didn't say it. Tal Smith said it. As for comparing it to Oswalt, that's a very different situation. The front office didn't go out and confirm that.





"set to get" is that closer to "close" or closer to "fixin"?  Cause "close" isnt "set" and Tal Smith shouldnt be jerking around a reporter.  Unless it helps his cause, and apparently it didn't.

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« Reply #79 on: December 07, 2006, 01:11:17 pm »
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Now there's a report on the White Sox board that Peter Gammons is reporting that Kenny Williams is returning to the meetings and Houston plans to announce the deal.

I don't have any clue what's going on.





It better be Jon Garland and salary to offset his cost if they want three players in return.  That gives salary relief to re-sign Pettitte if it's about money.

Anything other than salary plus Garland for three players is nuts!

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Now there's a report on the White Sox board that Peter Gammons is reporting that Kenny Williams is returning to the meetings and Houston plans to announce the deal.

I don't have any clue what's going on.





Why, you could be a Chron writer!  Hopefully if a deal is announced it is sans Hirsch.  Willy T is a steep enough price--Buchholz I can live with losing.
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Anything other than salary plus Garland for three players is nuts!




What if it were the 3b prospect pushing Crede (whose name escapes me) plus Garland?
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Anything other than salary plus Garland for three players is nuts!




What if it were the 3b prospect pushing Crede (whose name escapes me) plus Garland?





Then the ChiSox are nuts.

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 Fetid air on the plane, you say?





Someone needs to light a match in the Chronicle newsroom.

I wonder if Justice's hat trick would burn.

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« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2006, 01:15:51 pm »
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 Fetid air on the plane, you say?





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When I read the report in the Chron, I went to Astros.com to see if Footer was reporting it as well.  Nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero.  You think Tal Smith may of said the same thing to Footer as he may of said to JDJO?  If so, why the restraint from one and not the other?




I couldn't find it on ESPN either.

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What if it were the 3b prospect pushing Crede (whose name escapes me) plus Garland?




Then the ChiSox are nuts.




They just traded Garcia for what looks like sixty cents on the dollar.  Anything's possible.
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ESPN's  Day 4 Buzz just went up, and includes this:

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« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2006, 01:21:00 pm »
A 6'8 snag apparently

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« Reply #91 on: December 07, 2006, 01:23:39 pm »
Maybe the ChiSox want the Astros to include Lastings Milledge in the deal somehow.  At least that is how the New York Media would report it.

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In related news, WTF is this?

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« Reply #93 on: December 07, 2006, 01:27:33 pm »
Can we PLEASE add to the forum rules that no links to Pinwheel are allowed without proper disclosure?

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With that said... screw his Astros comments... it's established fact that he knows nothing on that subject.  WTF is THIS?

 
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« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2006, 01:57:39 pm »
So, no matter WHAT the Yankmes offer, the Astros should offer more?  I take it Justice never took a business of finanace class in college (assuming he didn't get his journalism degree out of a box of Cracker Jacks or Rice Crispies).

I may be stating the obvious, but man Pinwheel is a dumbshit.

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« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2006, 01:58:13 pm »
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« Reply #100 on: December 07, 2006, 02:01:26 pm »
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If Pettitte wants 18 million, sign Zito.




Just a few weeks ago, he was saying he was going to retire because the elbow just wasn't good at all last season.  Now he wants a ton of money?  I don't think Pettitte's handlers and/or media are making him out to look too good in this one.

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FWIW, a friend in Houston just e-mailed me that Berkman was on 610 a few minutes ago, saying that Pettitte is one of his best friends on the team and that he (Berkman) thinks AP is gone to NY, and that Clemens will follow.




i was listening to this as well and Lance said some curious things that aren't the usual PC stuff coming out of a ballplayer.  it's the first time i've heard him on 610, so i don't know if he's always this candid.  he was talking about how he likes Carlos Lee and all, but he thought the money would have been better spent on pitching (Jason Schmidt was his example).  he did mention that he thought Pettitte was probably giong to NY and that Roger would probably go with him, which surprised me.  he also called Richard Justice the "writer of wrongs", which i don't know if that's a new tag or not, but i like it.

speaking of radio talk, on the afternoon show on 790 (i've been in my car a lot today) they mentioned that the club seems to be warming to Jason Lane in center, saying he dropped 15 pounds and has been committed to do whatever it takes to improve his game (sounds like he was even slated to play winter league in Venezuala).

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FWIW, a friend in Houston just e-mailed me that Berkman was on 610 a few minutes ago, saying that Pettitte is one of his best friends on the team and that he (Berkman) thinks AP is gone to NY, and that Clemens will follow.




i was listening to this as well and Lance said some curious things that aren't the usual PC stuff coming out of a ballplayer.  it's the first time i've heard him on 610, so i don't know if he's always this candid.  he was talking about how he likes Carlos Lee and all, but he thought the money would have been better spent on pitching (Jason Schmidt was his example).  he did mention that he thought Pettitte was probably giong to NY and that Roger would probably go with him, which surprised me.  he also called Richard Justice the "writer of wrongs", which i don't know if that's a new tag or not, but i like it.

speaking of radio talk, on the afternoon show on 790 (i've been in my car a lot today) they mentioned that the club seems to be warming to Jason Lane in center, saying he dropped 15 pounds and has been committed to do whatever it takes to improve his game (sounds like he was even slated to play winter league in Venezuala).





Jay Lay has worked hard to get into the bigs, and has almost cost himself a spot.  I'm not surprised he's willing to do anything to stay on the roster.  

I too am surprised by Berkman's candor.  But I guess one can do that when you are one of the two cornerstones of a team.
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I too am surprised by Berkman's candor.  But I guess one can do that when you are one of the two cornerstones of a team.




He also had a five-minute discussion on taking a leak while doing an interview, so I'd take what he says with a grain of salt.

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Yes, he is.  Last offseason he went off on the Rice sports program and they even had a Rice PR man have to come in and tell Lance to lighten up a little.  Berkman is a great interview and also a wonderful guest on a sports talk show.

It is always entertaining and candid.  Last year is when he also said "the funniest thing to watch is Brad Lidge taking groundballs at warmup.  He fields a groundball like a baby giraffe trying to stand up for the first time".

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FWIW, a friend in Houston just e-mailed me that Berkman was on 610 a few minutes ago, saying that Pettitte is one of his best friends on the team and that he (Berkman) thinks AP is gone to NY, and that Clemens will follow.




i was listening to this as well and Lance said some curious things that aren't the usual PC stuff coming out of a ballplayer.  it's the first time i've heard him on 610, so i don't know if he's always this candid.  he was talking about how he likes Carlos Lee and all, but he thought the money would have been better spent on pitching (Jason Schmidt was his example).  he did mention that he thought Pettitte was probably giong to NY and that Roger would probably go with him, which surprised me.  he also called Richard Justice the "writer of wrongs", which i don't know if that's a new tag or not, but i like it.

speaking of radio talk, on the afternoon show on 790 (i've been in my car a lot today) they mentioned that the club seems to be warming to Jason Lane in center, saying he dropped 15 pounds and has been committed to do whatever it takes to improve his game (sounds like he was even slated to play winter league in Venezuala).




Jay Lay has worked hard to get into the bigs, and has almost cost himself a spot.  I'm not surprised he's willing to do anything to stay on the roster.  

I too am surprised by Berkman's candor.  But I guess one can do that when you are one of the two cornerstones of a team.




seemed like he was on all morning, in the studio like a co-host.  does he do this often?  not only are the behind the scenes insights interesting, but the dude is hilarious.

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« Reply #108 on: December 07, 2006, 03:38:15 pm »
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Interesting article from Bill Madden.  Says that everything about the Pettitte negotiations has come right from the Hendricks Bros.  I read the article as suggesting that Pettitte wants to pitch for the Astros not the Yankees and he is just trying to up the price -- to "shame" Drayton into offering more money.
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Interesting article from Bill Madden.  Says that everything about the Pettitte negotiations has come right from the Hendricks Bros.  I read the article as suggesting that Pettitte wants to pitch for the Astros not the Yankees and he is just trying to up the price -- to "shame" Drayton into offering more money.




Oh yeah, that is a good way to build a relationship, shame them into giving you more money.... I understand this is a business, but I ask again "When is enough, enough?"  What can you buy with $15 Mil that you cannot with $12?  Especially after you already have ~$50 Mil in previous salary earned?
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Interesting article from Bill Madden.  Says that everything about the Pettitte negotiations has come right from the Hendricks Bros.  I read the article as suggesting that Pettitte wants to pitch for the Astros not the Yankees and he is just trying to up the price -- to "shame" Drayton into offering more money.





Because we all *know* it is easy to shame a billionaire out of his money... right?

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The same thing that Drayton can buy with  $1.2 billion that he can't buy with $1.197 billion.
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seemed like he was on all morning, in the studio like a co-host.  does he do this often?  not only are the behind the scenes insights interesting, but the dude is hilarious.




Yup, he's done this before.  Most people who know Lance will be on (namely his ex-teammates at Rice to his current teammates on the Astros) shutter a little because they know Lance is capable of saying just about anything.

And he doesn't exclude talking about himself in a self depreciation way either.

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Because we all *know* it is easy to shame a billionaire out of his money... right?  




Cause, that's how he became a billionaire.  By falling prey to infantile negotiation tactics.

If the Wallet is going to give away $$, I'm guessing it will be something like 10% on Sundays...
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Because we all *know* it is easy to shame a billionaire out of his money... right?  




Cause, that's how he became a billionaire.  By falling prey to infantile negotiation tactics.

If the Wallet is going to give away $$, I'm guessing it will be something like 10% on Sundays...





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i was listening to this as well and Lance said some curious things that aren't the usual PC stuff coming out of a ballplayer.  it's the first time i've heard him on 610, so i don't know if he's always this candid.  he was talking about how he likes Carlos Lee and all, but he thought the money would have been better spent on pitching (Jason Schmidt was his example).  he did mention that he thought Pettitte was probably giong to NY and that Roger would probably go with him, which surprised me.  he also called Richard Justice the "writer of wrongs", which i don't know if that's a new tag or not, but i like it.



Berkman is a goof.  He often says things with his tongue planted firmly in (his own) cheek, but the irony gets lost in translation.  I wouldn't be surprised if his Rockitte comments were just him having a laff.  He's a goof, but he's not stupid.
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I understand this is a business, but I ask again "When is enough, enough?"  What can you buy with $15 Mil that you cannot with $12?  Especially after you already have ~$50 Mil in previous salary earned?
Why not play where you want to?  Shocking concept I know.




Don't forget that a slice of that $3mil you want Andy to give away goes to the Hendricks hyenas.
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I understand this is a business, but I ask again "When is enough, enough?"  What can you buy with $15 Mil that you cannot with $12?  Especially after you already have ~$50 Mil in previous salary earned?
Why not play where you want to?  Shocking concept I know.




Don't forget that a slice of that $3mil you want Andy to give away goes to the Hendricks hyenas.




That then begs the question, who is working for whom?

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Anyone else wondering why the Astros are not pursuing (or at least asking about) Mulder?

I know he is not going to be available early in the year, and there is risk associated with him, but the guy was really good before his workload resulted in his injuries.  And given the price some teams are asking, maybe he might be the best person to go after.


Especially if Andy takes his ball and heads back to the Yankmes.

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Don't forget that a slice of that $3mil you want Andy to give away goes to the Hendricks hyenas.



That then begs the question, who is working for whom?




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The same thing that Drayton can buy with  $1.2 billion that he can't buy with $1.197 billion.





Drayton owns 18 million shares of Walmart.  When the stock closes up 6 cents like it did on 12/6/06, Drayton makes a paper profit of $1.08M.

I can't imagine that Drayton cares too much about a one time loss of $3M.
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When the stock closes up 6 cents like it did on 12/6/06, Drayton makes a paper profit of $1.08M.




THAT is fucking depressing.
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I can't imagine that Drayton cares too much about a one time loss of $3M.



You don't get to be uber-rich by leaving money on the table.  You get there by pinching every penny there is.
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When the stock closes up 6 cents like it did on 12/6/06, Drayton makes a paper profit of $1.08M.




THAT is fucking depressing.





Then this will make you feel better.  On 10/26, WMT was trading at $51.75.  It closed yesterday at $46.54.  So in the last 6 weeks Drayton has a paper loss of $93.78M.
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The same thing that Drayton can buy with  $1.2 billion that he can't buy with $1.197 billion.




Drayton owns 18 million shares of Walmart.  When the stock closes up 6 cents like it did on 12/6/06, Drayton makes a paper profit of $1.08M.

I can't imagine that Drayton cares too much about a one time loss of $3M.




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You don't get to be uber-rich by leaving money on the table.  You get there by pinching every penny there is.





Agreed. But the gray area is that offering Pettitte an additional $3 million isn't necessarily a "one time loss." If you combine Pettitte, his fan appeal, and impact of the wins and losses, his net affect on Drayton's bottom line may be positive, extra $3 mil or not.  An obvious point, i know but let's not think the Wallet is opening w/o expecting a good return on his investment.

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« Reply #131 on: December 07, 2006, 07:02:12 pm »
curb the hysteria. nothing has been said so far that did not come from Team Racket.

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« Reply #132 on: December 07, 2006, 07:09:11 pm »
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curb the hysteria. nothing has been said so far that did not come from Team Racket.

i think he stays.





I personally think this is almost like the beltran situation.   Except this time the Yankees are the ones being used in negotiations.

The bottom line is for whatever reason(pain, etc), Andy was contemplating retirement.   If I was at the end of my career as I perceived it, and my family resides and will reside in the city I play in currently, I don't see myself leaving for a year or two, unless I couldn't get comparable money there.   But that isn't going to be the case I don't think.

Furthermore the wife likes Houston, and he has young children that I don't see him wanting to leave in the end.
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One (of the few) unpleasant aspects of flying high performance aircraft is that a miniscule intestinal bubble at sea level can turn into a gigantic balloon at 30,000 feet; especially if you get to altitude in a hurry. Undoubtedly, the world's greatest farts, both in duration and intensity, have been ripped of in the cockpit of a jet fighter. While everybody else drinks beer or scotch and soda, the jet jockeys stick with whiskey and water and eat as bland a diet as possible.





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« Reply #134 on: December 07, 2006, 07:22:04 pm »
Not to revisit nasty rumors, but when Andy first came to the Astros, there a published blurb that he had had an affair and his wife basically insisted that he leave NY?  If this was the case, why would his wife suddenly agree to let him go back to NY?  Scroll down to the bottom of this link for the limited details.

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Of course, another alternative is that the article/rumor was bullshit when it was first printed and, consequently, this would not be any reason why Mrs. Pettitte would not want Andy to return to New York.
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« Reply #135 on: December 07, 2006, 07:37:23 pm »
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Jim, I totally agree.  There have been way too many fart, acne, and glow in the dark condom references on the TZ today.  Definitely a new low.
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