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Post Season
« on: October 01, 2019, 10:09:07 pm »
The NL Wild Card game was wild. Fuck Ryan "dick face" Braun!
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2019, 10:11:55 pm »
Harper who?
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2019, 10:12:50 pm »
Yeah, I was rooting for the Nats. I hate the Brewers but I like Hader and Yelich. Hell of a way to lose it.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2019, 10:15:45 pm »
What an ending. Poor Grisham making the error to allow the go ahead run. Wonder how Nats starters line up for LA now that they used Scherzer and Strasburg.

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Re: Post Season
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2019, 10:16:29 pm »
Yeah, I was rooting for the Nats. I hate the Brewers but I like Hader and Yelich. Hell of a way to lose it.
There is really nothing to not like about Yelich other than the team he plays for.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2019, 10:23:31 pm »
Fuck the Brewers, because fuck Bud Selig.


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Re: Post Season
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2019, 10:25:01 pm »
There is really nothing to not like about Yelich other than the team he plays for.

He looks like Skeletor.

He isn't an Astro.

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He looks like Skeletor.

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Re: Post Season
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2019, 10:50:37 pm »
Fuck the Brewers, because fuck Bud Selig.
Until the end of time.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Post Season
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2019, 10:59:52 pm »
I like Yelich just fine. He's the best player in the National League. Hader is a racist redneck so fuck that guy. The upside I guess is that Bart O'Kavanaugh is going to have to burn up his credit card for more postseason tickets. Hopefully he doesn't have any home improvement projects pending.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2019, 11:08:51 pm »
I like Yelich just fine. He's the best player in the National League. Hader is a racist redneck so fuck that guy. The upside I guess is that Bart O'Kavanaugh is going to have to burn up his credit card for more postseason tickets. Hopefully he doesn't have any home improvement projects pending.

I forgot about the racist tweets. Fuck Hader.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2019, 11:13:58 pm »
I forgot about the racist tweets. Fuck Hader.

And here's the thing I swim upstream on - I don't hate Braun. Never have. I don't know why. I mean, I hate motherhood and puppies. Dandelions in the gentle breeze. Hate it all. Braun? For who knows what reason, that idiot just doesn't bother me. Should he? Sure. Do I understand why everyone else hates him? Of course. It's just one of those weird smudges in the rear view mirror I guess. I don't know.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2019, 01:09:02 am »
What an ending. Poor Grisham making the error to allow the go ahead run. Wonder how Nats starters line up for LA now that they used Scherzer and Strasburg.
Corbin in game 1 Thursday

Strasburg only threw 34 pitches tonight so he might be in the mix on Friday but I kind of doubt it. Which means Anibal Sanchez in game 2

Scherzer in game 3

Strasburg in game 4(if he starts game 2 then this would be Corbin)

Game 5 would be Corbin(if he starts game 4 then this would be Sanchez with Scherzer ready to pitch in relief)

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2019, 07:21:24 am »
And here's the thing I swim upstream on - I don't hate Braun. Never have. I don't know why. I mean, I hate motherhood and puppies. Dandelions in the gentle breeze. Hate it all. Braun? For who knows what reason, that idiot just doesn't bother me. Should he? Sure. Do I understand why everyone else hates him? Of course. It's just one of those weird smudges in the rear view mirror I guess. I don't know.
We all have our lapses in judgement but Braun?!?!? What he did as an adult is far more offensive to me than what Hader did as a kid. With Braun it was not so much his juicing or lying about it, it was when he tried to deflect blame by implicating the innocent sample collector.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2019, 08:19:45 am »
He looks like Skeletor.

He isn't an Astro.

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He looks like Skeletor.
Yeah, last year I said to myself..."he's kinda funny lookin" so I looked it up.  Now I know what a Japanese Slav looks like. (one grandfather each)
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2019, 08:59:07 am »
Yeah, last year I said to myself..."he's kinda funny lookin" so I looked it up.  Now I know what a Japanese Slav looks like. (one grandfather each)
He looks a little like Joe Dimaggio to me.
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2019, 10:01:28 am »
We all have our lapses in judgement but Braun?!?!? What he did as an adult is far more offensive to me than what Hader did as a kid. With Braun it was not so much his juicing or lying about it, it was when he tried to deflect blame by implicating the innocent sample collector.

Grienke hates him for that very reason.
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2019, 10:05:49 am »
That game was the perfect microcosm of the post-season. The Brewers lost because a ball caught a millimeter of Taylor's skin and Zimmerman's swing was so bad he shattered his bat and an easy fly ball turned into a fluke drop in. Up until that they executed the game plan perfectly, but their season is now over. It's a tough game.
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2019, 10:16:28 am »
With Braun it was not so much his juicing or lying about it, it was when he tried to deflect blame by implicating the innocent sample collector.

I’ll never understand how a person can lie like that. He’s Lance Armstrong–lite. A rotten human being.

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Re: Post Season
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2019, 08:00:35 pm »
Rays lead 3-0 after two innings. CFM got into and out of a jam in the first and TB have a couple of taters.
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Re: Post Season
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2019, 08:03:17 pm »
Up to 4-0 and Manaea is out of there


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