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Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« on: September 27, 2019, 08:42:12 pm »
Springer 8
Altuve 4
Brantley 7
Bregman 5
Alvarez DH
Gurriel 3
Chirinos 2
Tucker 9
Mayfield 6

Urquidy
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2019, 09:09:26 pm »
OK, fuck this...need a win tonight, boys.
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2019, 09:15:48 pm »
T1:

Springer walks
Altuve...full count...hits one 8,000 mph on one hop right at the second baseman who doesn't have to move for an easy 4-6-3 double play
Brantley lines out to 2B

No score
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2019, 09:17:50 pm »
Sigh.

Altuve blistered that ball.

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2019, 09:22:43 pm »
Fletcher is a bit of a pissant.
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The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2019, 09:25:19 pm »
Dear god, please tell me that Fletcher didn't whack another homer.
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2019, 09:25:47 pm »
B1:

Fletcher...0-2...punches a shiftfuck single to 2B...now 5 for 5 in his career off of Urquidy
La Stella flies out F8
Pujols pops out F5
Calhoun flies out F9

No score
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2019, 09:29:04 pm »
Bregxit!!!

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2019, 09:29:12 pm »
Bregxit!!

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2019, 09:29:30 pm »
Yay motherfuckers!
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2019, 09:36:38 pm »
T2:

Bregman homers to LCF
Alvarez...0-2...taps out in front of the plate...2-3
Gurriel...3-0...walks
Chirinos strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt
Tucker grounds out 6-3

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2019, 09:38:05 pm »
NY clobbering the popup droppers 8-2.

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2019, 09:42:32 pm »
Altuve almost made a hell of play.

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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2019, 09:45:10 pm »
Altuve almost made a hell of play.

And yet he didn't. There's nobody that terrifies me more than Simmons in a critical situation.
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2019, 09:46:11 pm »
B2:

Simmons grounds to SS, shift on so Altuve has to field it on his backhand...throw gets by Yuli, bounces off the dugout rail...infield shiftfuck single
Cowart grounds into 1-5 FC, Bregman's throw pulls Yuli off the bag as he nonchalantly tries to tag Cowart...ruled safe...Astros challenging, replay shows he's clearly out...1-5-3 double play
Thaiss strikes out swinging

1-0 Astros
« Last Edit: September 27, 2019, 09:47:58 pm by HudsonHawk »
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2019, 09:46:57 pm »
Yuli is so nonchalant.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2019, 09:47:42 pm »
NY clobbering the popup droppers 8-2.

And TB clinched.
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2019, 09:50:01 pm »
Dodgers lead Giants 5-0 in the 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2019, 09:58:45 pm »
T3:

Mayfield...works the count full...quibs one past the pitcher, Pujols fields it, but throws wildly...apparently Stevie Wonder is the official scorer and it's ruled a hit
Springer pops out F4 on the first pitch
Altuve flies out F7 on the first pitch
Brantley...full count...strikes out swinging at ball four

1-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Angels - 9/27/19
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2019, 10:06:21 pm »
Dodgers lead Giants 5-0 in the 2nd.

Fuck the Rangers and Dodgers
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