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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2019, 09:03:22 pm »
Nice block, Tunsil

He also held and hands to the face but wasn't flagged so there's that.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2019, 09:07:20 pm »
Fucking awful.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2019, 09:09:25 pm »
OL, secondary and coaching are all terrible.  What year is this again? 

Every year, I guess.
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« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2019, 09:10:32 pm »
He also held and hands to the face but wasn't flagged so there's that.

He was trying to tackle the guy but couldn’t do that either. He got beat so bad he couldn’t even hold.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2019, 09:11:06 pm »
Miami is going to clean up in next year's draft. They may have the first two picks.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2019, 09:11:25 pm »
OL, secondary and coaching are all terrible.  What year is this again? 

Every year, I guess.

Gotta give the new guys a chance to get to know the team. They ought to be good to go by week 8.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2019, 09:17:58 pm »
Watson is amazing.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2019, 09:18:52 pm »
I'll be damned.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2019, 09:19:58 pm »
Holy crap?!?!? Oh wait.... Do it over. Don't miss this time.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2019, 09:20:37 pm »
That throw was unbelievable.

And so was that penalty.

The NFL is just about unwatchable because of shit like that.
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« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2019, 09:23:04 pm »
Also, this broadcast on ESPN is fucking horrendous.

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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2019, 09:24:57 pm »
That secondary is a fucking sieve.  I can't imagine them holding a team to under 30 points this season.

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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2019, 09:25:13 pm »
That throw was unbelievable.

And so was that penalty.

The NFL is just about unwatchable because of shit like that.

Refs tried to give the Texans the game.  Texans don't like that.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2019, 09:25:15 pm »
The loss is 100% on O’Brien.
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« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2019, 09:25:31 pm »
Refs tried to give the Texans the game.  Texans don't like that.

Oh please.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2019, 09:26:13 pm »
Ladies and gentlemen, your Houston Texans.
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« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2019, 09:26:18 pm »
That throw was unbelievable.

And so was that penalty.

The NFL is just about unwatchable because of shit like that.

Because of great plays and easy to call textbook penalties?
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #77 on: September 09, 2019, 09:26:55 pm »
Refs tried to give the Texans the game.  Texans don't like that.

That's a penalty every time, dickhead.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #78 on: September 09, 2019, 09:27:06 pm »
Also amazing is the coaches handing the Saints an automatic 10 yards with 6 seconds left to set up that FG.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #79 on: September 09, 2019, 09:27:30 pm »
That field goal might have been good even if Brees had missed that last pass.
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