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« Reply #200 on: October 20, 2019, 03:28:38 pm »
It cost them about 5 seconds.  But still...
No, Indy punted at 1:49 instead of at 2:00.  It didn’t matter though, the Colts fucking own them and were destined to win this game.

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« Reply #201 on: October 20, 2019, 03:32:54 pm »
No, Indy punted at 1:49 instead of at 2:00.  It didn’t matter though, the Colts fucking own them and were destined to win this game.

It would have been 3rd down at 2:00, correct?  They still would have run one play after the 2-minute warning.  Still, you gave up 10-seconds on the false start, then missed the play down field that resulted in the interception.  Time when you got the ball on your own 37 with 1:40 left was not the problem.  Too many penalties, and too many field goals after having first and goal. 
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« Reply #202 on: October 20, 2019, 03:40:04 pm »
It would have been 3rd down at 2:00, correct?  They still would have run one play after the 2-minute warning.  Still, you gave up 10-seconds on the false start, then missed the play down field that resulted in the interception.  Time when you got the ball on your own 37 with 1:40 left was not the problem.  Too many penalties, and too many field goals after having first and goal.

The refs stealing 4 points didn’t help.  A lot of dick-stepping by the Texans, but it’s a completely different end to the game if it’s 27-28 going into the last 2 minutes. 
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« Reply #203 on: October 20, 2019, 03:45:35 pm »
BOB called timeout #1 for the safety, then timeout #2 would have been after 1st down, timeout #3 after 2nd down, then a clock rundown to the two-minute warning after third down.

Not a big deal; it’s just further evidence how simple, basic things are beyond their grasp.

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« Reply #204 on: October 20, 2019, 04:09:10 pm »
BoB (11), Anger (3) and Tunsil (10) cost them 24 seconds in the last ~2 minutes.

Not why they lost, but it's not winning football either.
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« Reply #205 on: October 20, 2019, 04:09:50 pm »
The refs stealing 4 points didn’t help.  A lot of dick-stepping by the Texans, but it’s a completely different end to the game if it’s 27-28 going into the last 2 minutes.

They got fucked out of four points, no question.  But it was still there for the taking and they just didn't. 
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« Reply #206 on: October 20, 2019, 04:23:15 pm »
They got fucked out of four points, no question.  But it was still there for the taking and they just didn't.

It’s probably why it’s so frustrating.  Even with the mess they are, they could so easily be 7-0. 
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« Reply #207 on: October 27, 2019, 04:30:19 pm »
BOB on it early today.  The Raiders haven’t stopped the run all day so, on 3rd & 1, he pulls Hyde (who just run for 6) and tries a trick, reverse play.  A holding penalty and a sack later, we’re punting from our own end zone. 
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« Reply #208 on: October 27, 2019, 05:43:43 pm »
Does BOB know you’re allowed to go for 2?


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« Reply #209 on: October 27, 2019, 06:02:47 pm »
Does BOB know you’re allowed to go for 2?


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« Reply #210 on: October 27, 2019, 06:10:37 pm »
That kick to the face was absolutely on purpose.
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« Reply #211 on: October 27, 2019, 06:30:50 pm »
Pretty gutty win there with that MASH unit going, and what a final drive to burn the clock!

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« Reply #212 on: October 27, 2019, 06:40:38 pm »
That was a very nice win.  Watson is unreal.  So much for picking up Fells as our "blocking TE".  Hyde runs like a fucking man.
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« Reply #213 on: October 27, 2019, 06:47:29 pm »
That was a very nice win.  Watson is unreal.  So much for picking up Fells as our "blocking TE".  Hyde runs like a fucking man.

There’s definitely a “you can run but you can’t Hyde” marketing opportunity here. 
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« Reply #214 on: October 27, 2019, 07:18:07 pm »
And J J Watt is out for the season.  Torn pectoral muscle.  This is pretty much the end of his career. 
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« Reply #215 on: October 27, 2019, 08:35:11 pm »
And J J Watt is out for the season.  Torn pectoral muscle.  This is pretty much the end of his career.
Jeez, that’s a body blow.

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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #216 on: November 03, 2019, 08:45:07 am »
Offense, stepping on their dicks the opening drive... BoB wasting timeouts while the clock is stopped. Awesome.
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« Reply #217 on: November 03, 2019, 08:52:51 am »
Offense, stepping on their dicks the opening drive... BoB wasting timeouts while the clock is stopped. Awesome.
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« Reply #218 on: November 03, 2019, 09:32:36 am »
That was one of the most creative drives of BOB’s tenure. The Jags were flummoxed by the end.

Too bad it was punctuated with a typical miscue.

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« Reply #219 on: November 03, 2019, 09:44:19 am »
That was one of the most creative drives of BOB’s tenure. The Jags were flummoxed by the end.

Too bad it was punctuated with a typical miscue.
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