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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2019, 06:44:27 pm »
BOB is basically a walking tragi-comic performance about a woefully inept man who deludes himself into thinking he is the next Bill Belichick and who is fortunate enough to link up with a rich group of merry baboons who become enamored with his buttchin and fiery coach soliloquies and clap and bang symbols together while he throws feces against the wall.


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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2019, 12:50:05 pm »
They get a 3rd-rounder for Clowney and then give up two 1st-rounders for Tunsil? Do they understand how arithmetic works?

Don’t be a dumas, BOB went to BROWN. He had to throw in about half of JD’s $15mm salary to balance the scales and get it done.


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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2019, 12:55:02 pm »
Don’t be a dumas, BOB went to BROWN. He had to throw in about half of JD’s $15mm salary to balance the scales and get it done.


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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2019, 09:28:37 am »
Fans: The Clowney trade was the worst deal in Texans history!

BOB: LOL hold my beer.

At least he got something in return on the second deal.


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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2019, 10:47:28 am »
...and for those of you who might have hoped there would be at least one watchable football team in Houston this year... Sunday night was not a good sign.
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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2019, 11:04:15 am »
...and for those of you who might have hoped there would be at least one watchable football team in Houston this year... Sunday night was not a good sign.

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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2019, 02:44:44 pm »
...and for those of you who might have hoped there would be at least one watchable football team in Houston this year... Sunday night was not a good sign.

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« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2019, 09:37:39 pm »
What did you expect?

Not a win against a truly elite team, but also not that.
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« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2019, 08:10:25 am »
Not a win against a truly elite team, but also not that.

The thought of OU with a competent DC terrifies me.


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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2019, 02:14:12 pm »
The thought of OU with a competent DC terrifies me.


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The thought of LSU with a good QB should terrify you enough for the week.

I want a fun game this weekend.
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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2019, 07:01:23 am »
The thought of LSU with a good QB should terrify you enough for the week.

I want a fun game this weekend.

And a fun game it was. Ehlinger is the real deal. I love the new look Tiger offense. I feel blessed to get out of Austin with a W.
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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2019, 01:24:27 pm »
And a fun game it was. Ehlinger is the real deal. I love the new look Tiger offense. I feel blessed to get out of Austin with a W.

Hell of a game.  Could have gone either way, but all credit to LSU. They kept the foot on the gas and earned the W.


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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2019, 01:43:40 pm »
Hell of a game.  Could have gone either way, but all credit to LSU. They kept the foot on the gas and earned the W.


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Indeed, it could have gone either way. If Texas converts in the red zone in the first quarter, the game might have turned out very differently. Like I said, I love Ehlinger. He's a leader and one helluva QB. In my opinion, Texas is indeed back. It's clear beyond cavil that, after considering your Georgia asswhipping in the bowl game and this game with LSU, the difference betwen the SEC and Texas is zero.
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2019, 03:34:14 pm »
Tennessee Titans looked really good in beating the overrated Browns today.
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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2019, 04:04:20 pm »
Indeed, it could have gone either way. If Texas converts in the red zone in the first quarter, the game might have turned out very differently. Like I said, I love Ehlinger. He's a leader and one helluva QB. In my opinion, Texas is indeed back. It's clear beyond cavil that, after considering your Georgia asswhipping in the bowl game and this game with LSU, the difference betwen the SEC and Texas is zero.

It also appears the difference between Tennessee and Kansas is zero. Hoo boy.


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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2019, 04:22:17 pm »
My youngest brother lives close to Knoxville. I check their media websites after losses and close calls. That's the most delusional fan base in the country, with the possible exception of Notre Dame disciples. Even their regular beat writers and local talk radio guys are homers. After the loss to Georgia Southern, some of them were comparing the loss to some of the greatest recent upsets in college football history. And the comments are full of hyperbole sky is falling gotta fire the coach after one game. I revel in it, because I have hated those motherfuckers since the days of Bill Battle. They see their program as elite, which belies the truth.

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« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2019, 06:49:27 pm »
Nice to see the OL has improved.  2 sacks and 3 QB hits in 10 dropbacks, by my count.
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« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2019, 06:53:31 pm »
Fucking O-Brien loses *two* timeouts on the challenge. That's genius.
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« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2019, 06:56:24 pm »
Fucking O-Brien loses *two* timeouts on the challenge. That's genius.

That takes a special kind of stupid. Generational stupidity.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2019, 06:58:11 pm »
...and looks like Watson banged up his leg on the TD
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