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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #140 on: September 25, 2019, 09:18:52 am »
Joke's on you, Hap, the Texans don't even have a GM! hahahaha!
I am well aware that the Texans presently have no GM. However, I wasn't referencing a particular GM but rather y'alls dislike of the ones that you have had. I don't expect y'all to agree with and like him or her. That's because, despite being bereft of evidence supporting your position, most of you truly believe that you know more than the professionals.

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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #141 on: September 25, 2019, 09:22:34 am »
Suit yourself. Wallow in your misery. We'll just have to read many more comments from people who never coached or played about BOB being an idiot and the club's numbnuts owner and GM. I'll take Sean Payton any day of the week.

What a horrid statement.  Wallow in your misery?  Astros fans (us in particular) wallowed in a lot of misery I guess we should have jumped on any number of other teams wagons.  I'd never seriously tell a fan to leave the one they support.  Part of supporting your team is being honest about them.

And if I remember correctly, a lot of your "nation" wore bags on their heads when Hebert was their QB.  Aren't they the originators of the bagheads?? 

But, I will give you the fact that Sean Payton is a good coach.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #142 on: September 25, 2019, 09:53:23 am »
That's because, despite being bereft of evidence supporting your position, most of you truly believe that you know more than the professionals.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Fortunately, I don't care about your bizarre claims and positions enough to try to figure it out.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #143 on: September 25, 2019, 09:57:02 am »
What a horrid statement.  Wallow in your misery?  Astros fans (us in particular) wallowed in a lot of misery I guess we should have jumped on any number of other teams wagons.  I'd never seriously tell a fan to leave the one they support.  Part of supporting your team is being honest about them.

And if I remember correctly, a lot of your "nation" wore bags on their heads when Hebert was their QB.  Aren't they the originators of the bagheads?? 

But, I will give you the fact that Sean Payton is a good coach.

You obviously missed my point. A group of you (and you know who you are) say almost nothing but negative things about the team. I'm not even sure that some of you are really Texans fans down deep. Perhaps the Tennessee Titans nee' Houston Oilers really is your team. The stark difference between the misery that we've all endured as Astros fans, I've heard very little of  comments like "the GM's an idiot. AJ's lineups and pitcher usage is horrible. etc. ad nauseum." We maintained a positive outlook during the Astros darkest days. I've heard nothing positive about the Texans. You should be grateful that it appears that you've got a QB. Cheer about that.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #144 on: September 25, 2019, 09:57:50 am »
I have no idea what you're talking about. Fortunately, I don't care about your bizarre claims and positions enough to try to figure it out.

Do I really have to start naming names of the Texans expert brigade on here?
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« Reply #145 on: September 25, 2019, 09:59:11 am »
You obviously missed my point. A group of you (and you know who you are) say almost nothing but negative things about the team. I'm not even sure that some of you are really Texans fans down deep. Perhaps the Tennessee Titans nee' Houston Oilers really is your team. The stark difference between the misery that we've all endured as Astros fans, I've heard very little of  comments like "the GM's an idiot. AJ's lineups and pitcher usage is horrible. etc. ad nauseum." We maintained a positive outlook during the Astros darkest days. I've heard nothing positive about the Texans. You should be grateful that it appears that you've got a QB. Cheer about that.

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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #146 on: September 25, 2019, 10:01:04 am »
You obviously missed my point. A group of you (and you know who you are) say almost nothing but negative things about the team. I'm not even sure that some of you are really Texans fans down deep. Perhaps the Tennessee Titans nee' Houston Oilers really is your team. The stark difference between the misery that we've all endured as Astros fans, I've heard very little of  comments like "the GM's an idiot. AJ's lineups and pitcher usage is horrible. etc. ad nauseum." We maintained a positive outlook during the Astros darkest days. I've heard nothing positive about the Texans. You should be grateful that it appears that you've got a QB. Cheer about that.

Ummm, I'm not a Texans fan.  But, I still think you are wrong for saying what you did.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #147 on: September 25, 2019, 03:22:24 pm »
I'm not really a fan of the Texans, and even less of a fan of the Cowboys, but I still watch most of their games. I root for the players not the owners or the coaches or the GMs. The Cowboys look pretty good this year. The Texans are better than I expected. The Saints are only interesting because of Brees, although Kamara is pretty awesome.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #148 on: September 25, 2019, 05:10:10 pm »
Ummm, I'm not a Texans fan.  But, I still think you are wrong for saying what you did.

I can live with that, but we'll have to agree to disagree. All I did was suggest an alternative since they were constantly dissatisfied with the club's direction and never say anything positive.
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #149 on: September 29, 2019, 01:18:26 pm »
BoB just pulled his weekly "Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?" decision.  It may be his best one since he put JJ Watt in the wildcat formation at the goal line.
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« Reply #150 on: September 29, 2019, 01:27:58 pm »
BoB just pulled his weekly "Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?" decision.  It may be his best one since he put JJ Watt in the wildcat formation at the goal line.

Guy sitting next to me said "watching O'Brien coach is like watching a wounded animal die."
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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #151 on: September 29, 2019, 01:48:40 pm »
Watson has been terrible today.
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« Reply #152 on: September 29, 2019, 03:30:19 pm »
Watson has been terrible today.
Yep.  He had help though.  Would have been nice to have the 2 timeouts BoB wasted.
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« Reply #153 on: September 29, 2019, 03:49:32 pm »
Yep.  He had help though.  Would have been nice to have the 2 timeouts BoB wasted.

Oh, BOB gets an F for his performance today too.  But this was Watson's worst game since his rookie year. Maybe his worst ever.
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« Reply #154 on: September 29, 2019, 03:53:55 pm »
BoB just pulled his weekly "Holy shit, what the fuck are you doing?" decision.  It may be his best one since he put JJ Watt in the wildcat formation at the goal line.

I missed the game but just saw the highlights. Not hard to tell what this referred to.


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« Reply #155 on: September 29, 2019, 04:08:55 pm »
I missed the game but just saw the highlights. Not hard to tell what this referred to.

I did see the game but I don’t recall any highlights.
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« Reply #156 on: September 29, 2019, 06:00:57 pm »
I was told our coach/GM/OC was an offensive genius. . . It’s hard to follow everything watching live, but it seemed like no one was open yet all the panthers were in our backfield, which is an unlikely combination if a team has reasonably competent players and coaches.


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« Reply #157 on: September 29, 2019, 07:16:11 pm »
I was told our coach/GM/OC was an offensive genius. . . It’s hard to follow everything watching live, but it seemed like no one was open yet all the panthers were in our backfield, which is an unlikely combination if a team has reasonably competent players and coaches.


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Re: Texans 2019
« Reply #158 on: September 29, 2019, 07:48:59 pm »
BOB is probably the worst offensive coach in the last 30 years in the NFL, and most assuredly the worst developer of QBs in the history of football. Whoever thought he was some sort of offensive guru was sniffing glue.
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« Reply #159 on: September 29, 2019, 07:54:02 pm »
BOB is probably the worst offensive coach in the last 30 years in the NFL, and most assuredly the worst developer of QBs in the history of football. Whoever thought he was some sort of offensive guru was sniffing glue.

His offensive scheme is weak, deshaun seems to excel in spite of him at times, he’s not a defensive guy, he’s not a competent game manager, his challenge rate is subpar... so, what is it you say you do here, Bill?


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