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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2019, 08:16:59 pm »
Rick Porcello is a middle of the road, shitty pitcher. The fact he is dominating the Astros is fucking embarrassing, and the fact that the Astros always suck against him is fucking infuriating.
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2019, 08:17:56 pm »
T7:

Gurriel...0-2...grounds out 6-3
Kemp...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...swings at ball four in his eyes and pops out to shallow LF
Chirinos pops out F4

1-0 Sox at the stretch
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2019, 08:19:09 pm »
Rick Porcello is a middle of the road, shitty pitcher. The fact he is dominating the Astros is fucking embarrassing, and the fact that the Astros always suck against him is fucking infuriating.

Stanton in the lounge chair:  Rick Porcello has absolutely carved up the Astros with a 90 mph fastball.
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2019, 08:21:43 pm »
Also frustrating that Cole could only get through 5 innings. At least he didn’t allow any runs.

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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2019, 08:23:42 pm »
B7:

Harris in...

Benintendi strikes out swinging...tried to check but he went around
Betts flies out F9 at the wall on the first pitch
Martinez...0-2...strikes out swinging

1-0 Sox
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2019, 08:24:11 pm »
Also frustrating that Cole could only get through 5 innings. At least he didn’t allow any runs.

He had to work hard.  Lots of traffic every inning.  Never had a clean one.
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2019, 08:25:41 pm »
Impressive inning by Harris.
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2019, 08:26:53 pm »
Jake with a leadoff double!  Let's make him pay, fellas
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2019, 08:27:37 pm »
Springer Dinger!!!
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2019, 08:27:48 pm »
George springer, MFers!


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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2019, 08:28:29 pm »
Finally! 2-1 Astros!

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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2019, 08:28:41 pm »
Jake and George knock out Porcello!
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2019, 08:36:04 pm »
Man o man Correa got a hanger and pulled off of it.
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2019, 08:36:11 pm »
It looked like Carlos missed a cement mixer down the middle.


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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2019, 08:38:42 pm »
Brantley seems like the type of dude who doesn’t do much other than play baseball, and he’s very happy with that.


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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2019, 08:38:55 pm »
Vazquez having a rough inning
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2019, 08:40:16 pm »
Astros on the corners, one out...
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2019, 08:43:54 pm »
T8:

Marisnick doubles to LF
Springer homers to RCF on the first pitch, Marisnick scores

And that's it for Porcello, Brasier in

Bregman flies out F7 on the first pitch
Brantley...3-0...3-1...walks
Brantley to 2B on a passed ball
Brantley to 3B on a wild pitch
Correa...full count...walks
Reddick...0-2...sac fly to shallow RF, Brantley tags and scores on a horrible four bounce throw from Martinez
Gurriel pops out F3

But the Astros score thrice...lead 3-1
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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2019, 08:46:03 pm »
Brantley seems like the type of dude who doesn’t do much other than play baseball, and he’s very happy with that.


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Re: Astros @ Red Socks, May 16th*
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2019, 08:49:47 pm »
I was afraid that Pressly had just given up his first run there.
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