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Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« on: April 12, 2019, 09:11:23 pm »
Let's keep it going boys
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 09:13:07 pm »
Blum is in Augusta.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 09:15:43 pm »
Blum is in Augusta.
"Bucket List" he said last broadcast.
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 09:17:08 pm »
T1:

Springer strikes out swinging
Altuve...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...grounds out 6-3
Brantley...full count...strikes out looking

No score
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 09:20:02 pm »
I need a big gold medallion in the shape of the state of Florida...like Mallex Smith
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2019, 09:22:19 pm »
Mitch Haniger is still the greatest hitter in history.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2019, 09:23:35 pm »
Mitch Haniger is still the greatest hitter in history against the Astros

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2019, 09:30:07 pm »
I though Encarnacion might have sent that one out but it stayed in.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2019, 09:33:19 pm »
Is Peacock available tonight? We’re going to need a long man from the pen.


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 09:33:24 pm »
M's with the bases juiced, two out...Strom out as Miley  is already up to 35 pitches after five hitters...
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 09:34:15 pm »
Is Peacock available tonight? We’re going to need a long man from the pen.


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 09:36:10 pm »
Devo up in the pen...
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2019, 09:36:37 pm »
The Sea Hags are too hot.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2019, 09:36:41 pm »
B1:

Smith grounds out 6-3
Haniger...full count...singles to LF
Santana...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...fouling off pitches...softly lines to 2B, no one there on the shift...single...Haniger to 2B
Encarnacion...fouling off pitches...flies out F7
Bruce...full count...fouling off pitches...walks, Haniger to 3B, Santana to 2B
Beckham singles to LF, Haniger scores, Santana to 3B, Bruce to 2B
Healy flies out F9

1-0 Mariners
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2019, 09:36:44 pm »
41 pitches! Ugh

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 09:38:28 pm »
That mess cost us 1 run.  We'll have to see how many bullpen innings it costs.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2019, 09:44:26 pm »
Tyler anytime you want to start raking,  go right ahead.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2019, 09:46:00 pm »
I guess that'll do for now.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2019, 09:49:30 pm »
Protect the plate,  Robinson.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2019, 09:50:24 pm »
T2:

Correa...0-2...singles to CF...good piece of hitting there
Gurriel pops out F4
White singles to CF, Correa to 2B
Chirinos strike out looking...arguing, not sure why
Reddick breaks his bat and hits a soft pop to 2B

1-0 M's
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2019, 09:56:26 pm »
Smith is going not quite so old school with the trousers bloused halfway...
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2019, 09:58:49 pm »
Freaking Henninger.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2019, 09:59:28 pm »
Dang I though Jake had that

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2019, 09:59:47 pm »
B2:

Murphy flies out to shallow LF
Gordon lines out to CF
Smith..who also wears #0...singles to CF
Haniger doubles to LF, Smith to 3B
Santana with a Texas Leaguer into CF...Jake dives, but just misses it...Smith scores, Haniger scores
Encarnacion pops out F4

3-0 Mariners
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2019, 10:00:55 pm »
Fuck these guys, this is where the lumber comes out.
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2019, 10:01:01 pm »
I know 2 of those hits were soft.

But that was all with 2 outs and that pisses me off.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2019, 10:03:04 pm »
Nice,  Jake!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2019, 10:04:21 pm »
Springer Dinger!!
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2019, 10:04:38 pm »
Woohoo Springer!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2019, 10:05:19 pm »
Lookout,  that's a missile!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2019, 10:05:53 pm »
Fuck these guys, this is where the lumber comes out.
I like the way you think.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2019, 10:08:42 pm »
Nice pitch by leblanc to get Brantley.  Just outside of where he got strike 2 call.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2019, 10:10:55 pm »
T3:

Marisnick doubles down the LF line on the first pitch
Springer homers to LCF, Marisnick scores
Altuve flies out F8
Brantley strikes out swinging
Correa walks
Gurriel pops out F4

3-2 Mariners
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2019, 10:11:38 pm »
I like the way you think.

I'd love a bit of pitching too, but I'm not a greedy man
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2019, 10:12:14 pm »
Yuli is a popup machine tonight.


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2019, 10:12:15 pm »
Someone else do some PBP if you want
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2019, 10:17:34 pm »
Bottom 3

Bruce flies out F7
Beckham flies out F9
Healy Ks swinging

End 3
Astros 2
Mariners 3

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2019, 10:19:40 pm »
I hate this pond scum.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2019, 10:23:32 pm »
Tyler decides to swing (awkwardly) at a 3-0 83 mph cutter at chin level.

Then Ks swinging.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2019, 10:28:20 pm »
Top 4

White goes 3-0, Ks swinging
Chirinos F8
Reddick doubles off the wall in right
Jake gets an infield hit,  Josh to 3rd
Springer first pitch F9

Mid 4
Astros 2
Mariners 3

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2019, 10:34:20 pm »
Bottom 4

Murphy F8
Gordon (Peacock warming up) goes full,  fouls off a few, Ks swinging
Smith 4-3

End 4
Astros 2
Mariners 3

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2019, 10:35:16 pm »
I hate this pond scum.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2019, 10:42:28 pm »
Shit.  Gotta send Correa there
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2019, 10:42:53 pm »
Shit.  Gotta send Correa there

I was sure he was coming home.

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Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2019, 10:42:58 pm »
Did Pettis’s windmill malfunction?


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2019, 10:43:30 pm »
I was sure he was coming home.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2019, 10:43:48 pm »
Dammit.  They had no chance at Correa there.  White better fucking get a hit.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2019, 10:44:00 pm »
Probably a good hold.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2019, 10:44:33 pm »
Did they actually call that first pitch a strike?

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2019, 10:44:49 pm »
Probably a good hold.

As an armchair 3B coach, I disagree.


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2019, 10:45:37 pm »
Probably a good hold.

They had no shot at Correa.  He was at 3B as Haniger was picking up the ball in the corner 330 feet away...no chance at all.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2019, 10:46:38 pm »
Also, AJ Reed has received a lot of shit for his conditioning, but Tyler White might need to refocus his offseason training regimen.


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2019, 10:48:11 pm »
Catcher wasted no time calling out the training staff.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2019, 10:49:31 pm »
Fuck.  That's on Pettis.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2019, 10:50:00 pm »
Top 5

The roof is closing

Altuve lines out to 2B
Brantley taps out 1-3
Correa singles sharply to center
Gurriel falls 0-2, then 1-2, doubles into the RF corner,  Correa stops at 3rd
White goes 1-1, then training staff called out immediately to the mound,  Armstrong (RHP) in to pitch; count is now 2-0 (?), grounds out 6-3

Mid 5
Astros 2
Mariners 3

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2019, 10:59:40 pm »
Bottom 5

Peacock pitching

Haniger Ks swinging
Santana Ks swinging
Encarnacion walks
Bruce Ks looking

End 5
Astros 2
Mariners 3


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2019, 11:06:05 pm »
Dammit Jake...
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2019, 11:08:15 pm »
HPU has been consistent and most of the close strikes have at least scraped the zone.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2019, 11:09:33 pm »
Chirinos is safe at 3B.  This should be overturned
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2019, 11:09:50 pm »
Bases loaded, one out for Altuve...
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #60 on: April 12, 2019, 11:10:02 pm »
Yes.  Safe.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #61 on: April 12, 2019, 11:10:19 pm »
SALAMI!!!!!
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #62 on: April 12, 2019, 11:10:33 pm »
Altuve SLAM

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2019, 11:10:35 pm »
Altuve!!!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #64 on: April 12, 2019, 11:10:45 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #65 on: April 12, 2019, 11:11:13 pm »
FUCK YEAH!!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2019, 11:13:58 pm »
George missed his chance at a cement mixer.

Tuve was locked in for his.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #67 on: April 12, 2019, 11:15:03 pm »
Top 6

Armstrong still pitching

Chirinos loops a double down the line in left
Reddick singles on a slow chopper to 3rd, Chirinis stays put
Marisnick takes strike 3
Springer lines off Gordon's glove,  Chirinos is in no man's land,  gets forced out 4-5, REVIEW: overturned.  Everybody safe to load them up
Altuve Homers to left; grand slam
Brantley F8
Correa Ks swinging

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2019, 11:15:44 pm »
George missed his chance at a cement mixer.

Tuve was locked in for his.

No kidding.  Altuve was probably on deck saying "how about throwing ME that pitch"
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2019, 11:22:52 pm »
Bottom 6

Peacock still pitching

Beckham Ks swinging on a 3-2 slider
Healy F8
Murphy also goes full,  Ks looking

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #70 on: April 12, 2019, 11:23:37 pm »
Murphy was not expecting that FB at all.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2019, 11:28:53 pm »
Strained right oblique for Leblanc

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2019, 11:30:40 pm »
Top 7

Alaniz (RHP) pitching,  MLB debut

Gurriel bloops a single to center
White watches Yuli get caught stealing then singles to deep CF
Chirinos Ks swinging
Reddick 4-3

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2019, 11:30:55 pm »
Reddick was doing his best Giles impression running down the line.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2019, 11:33:37 pm »
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Alaniz (RHP) pitching,  MLB debut

Former Astros farmhand.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2019, 11:35:32 pm »
Gordon scores from 2B on a strikeout.  Nice.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2019, 11:36:15 pm »
Well, that was bizarre. 

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2019, 11:37:03 pm »
How the fuck was that a wild pitch?
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2019, 11:38:29 pm »
How the fuck was that a wild pitch?

Good question

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2019, 11:42:13 pm »
Well this is a fucked up inning
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2019, 11:43:07 pm »
Gonna need more Astro runs

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2019, 11:44:22 pm »
Bottom 7

Peacock stil going

Gordon singles sharply to right
Smith goes 1-2 as Gordon steals 2nd, Smith swings thru strike 3 but the ball strikes the umpire on the left shoulder,  bounces away,  Gordon adroitly scores from 2nd, Smith safe at first on the K/WP
Haniger 0-2, Ks looking as Smith steals 2nd
Santana 0-2, throw to 2nd bounces off Smith directly to Correa, 1-2 slider outside, throw to 2nd end up in CF, Smith to 3rd, Santana taps out 3-1 scoring Smith
Encarnacion pops out to short

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2019, 11:45:15 pm »
Gonna need more Astro runs

And maybe they should stop giving the Ms 4 outs.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2019, 11:47:28 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out how the scorer figured that Chirinos shouldn't catch a fastball that hits the umpire in the chest.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2019, 11:55:01 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out how the scorer figured that Chirinos shouldn't catch a fastball that hits the umpire in the chest.
Sure, but that's the least of our issues right now.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2019, 11:55:21 pm »
Drive something,  Carlos.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2019, 11:58:14 pm »
Good job, CC.  Cmon Yuli
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2019, 11:59:05 pm »
SALAMI Part Deaux!!!
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2019, 11:59:16 pm »
Salamis are tasty!

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2019, 11:59:19 pm »
Yuli SLAM

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #90 on: April 12, 2019, 11:59:37 pm »
Break this fucking game open like a coconut
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2019, 12:00:33 am »
Now would be an appropriate time to point out that a proper Cuban sandwich contains salami. 
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« Reply #92 on: April 13, 2019, 12:00:38 am »
Salami this late?

Why not?

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #93 on: April 13, 2019, 12:01:10 am »
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Alaniz still pitching

Marisnick taps 1-3
Springer goes 2-2, 3-2, Ks swinging
Altuve singles up the middle
Brantley 3-0, 3-1, Walks,  Altuve to 2nd
Correa 1-0, 1-1 (both sliders), 2-1 (slider), 3-1 (FB high), walks (FB outside); bases juiced
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White flies out to Haniger in RF

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2019, 12:02:23 am »
Somebody grab pbp


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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2019, 12:03:18 am »
Mariners bullpen got beat up in the KC series but they should have pulled that rookie at 30 pitches

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #96 on: April 13, 2019, 12:04:12 am »
I mean, I’m glad they didn’t, but that’s a horrible finish to his debut

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #97 on: April 13, 2019, 12:10:12 am »
B8:

Bruce taps back to the mound

Peacock out, Devo in

Beckham strikes out swinging
Healy grounds out 6-3

After 8...10-5 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2019, 12:18:35 am »
T9:

Gearrin in for the Mariners

Chirinos flies out F8
Reddick flies out F7
Marisnick grounds out 5-3

10-5 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2019, 12:23:17 am »
Thought we would break their HR streak, but it’s 16 straight

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #100 on: April 13, 2019, 12:29:28 am »
Come on Devo. Finish it.

Nvmd, Hinch has to call on Osuna to get the final out.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #101 on: April 13, 2019, 12:31:06 am »
I think he's thrown one change according to Gameday. I wonder what gives?
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #102 on: April 13, 2019, 12:31:20 am »
Devo kind of petered out.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #103 on: April 13, 2019, 12:33:11 am »
T9:

Murphy homers to LF
Gordon strikes out swinging
Smith singles to RF on the first pitch
Haniger lines out to CF
Santana... Full up... Walks, Smith to 2B

Devo out, Osuna in...now a save situation

Encarnacion flies out F9 on the first pitch

A 1-pitch save for Osuna as the Astros win!
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« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2019, 12:33:19 am »
One pitch for Osuna.

Astros WIN!
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #105 on: April 13, 2019, 12:35:33 am »
Miley was shaky but kept the lid on it.

Peacock was dealt some bad luck then made things worse with the throw, but overall he looked good.

Good W.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #106 on: April 13, 2019, 12:41:58 am »
Now would be an appropriate time to point out that a proper Cuban sandwich contains salami. 

Really?  I've always had the ham & smoked pork
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« Reply #107 on: April 13, 2019, 01:01:50 am »
Really?  I've always had the ham & smoked pork

And salami. And Swiss cheese. And pickles. And butter or mustard. But that's it.
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« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2019, 08:38:46 am »
Astros last seven games offensively: .343/.412/.596, 56K:31BB, 14HR.
1st 7 games:                                           .235/.304/.363, 50K:21BB, 6HR.

I guess Ks sometimes don't make that much difference.

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2019, 09:36:33 am »
Astros last seven games offensively: .343/.412/.596, 56K:31BB, 14HR.
1st 7 games:                                           .235/.304/.363, 50K:21BB, 6HR.

I guess Ks sometimes don't make that much difference.
I would guess there are about 100 more AB's in the last 7 than there were in the first 7, which would explain having "more" strikeouts. I would bet the strikeout rate is much lower

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« Reply #110 on: April 13, 2019, 09:38:49 am »
I would guess there are about 100 more AB's in the last 7 than there were in the first 7, which would explain having "more" strikeouts. I would bet the strikeout rate is much lower

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I'll take the K's with the SLG %.

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« Reply #111 on: April 13, 2019, 09:50:16 am »
Astros last seven games offensively: .343/.412/.596, 56K:31BB, 14HR.
1st 7 games:                                           .235/.304/.363, 50K:21BB, 6HR.

I guess Ks sometimes don't make that much difference.

They don't make a difference when you hit two grand slams a game.  They're like GIDP...when you're scoring 12 runs and sending 50 guys to the plate, a couple of GIDP are better than only having three base runners.  It's all about context.
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #112 on: April 13, 2019, 09:55:09 am »
I would guess there are about 100 more AB's in the last 7 than there were in the first 7, which would explain having "more" strikeouts. I would bet the strikeout rate is much lower

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There are still only 27 outs in a game, whether they are on strikeouts or caught stealings.  The ratio of K/AB might be better, but they're still making a higher percentage of outs via the strikeout.  Still, keep slugging, keep scoring, and no one will complain.  They could strike out 20 times a game, every game, but if they scored 15 runs in between, I'd be happy as shit. 
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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #113 on: April 13, 2019, 10:40:25 am »
Strikeouts were up early last season too.

The steal % will improve,  right?

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Re: Astros @ Mariners, April 12, 2019
« Reply #114 on: April 13, 2019, 07:28:46 pm »
The steal % will improve,  right?
It would be a bit hard to decrease it.
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