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Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« on: April 09, 2019, 07:15:49 pm »
Six pitches in...1-0 Yankees
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2019, 07:22:51 pm »
Not watching - was that a strike ump rung Springer up on?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2019, 07:25:11 pm »
Not watching - was that a strike ump rung Springer up on?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2019, 07:25:13 pm »
Not watching - was that a strike ump rung Springer up on?
Yeah, just caught the bottom of the zone.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2019, 07:25:52 pm »
B1:

Springer strikes out looking
Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman strikes out swinging

1-0 Yankees
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2019, 07:32:24 pm »
T2:

Torres...0-2...strikes out swinging
Lemahieu lines out to CF
Frazier strikes out swinging

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2019, 07:38:55 pm »
Astros with runners on the corners, nobody out...
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2019, 07:41:35 pm »
Gurriel with a sac fly to tie the game
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2019, 07:48:42 pm »
Gotta get it in play there Robby


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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2019, 07:48:45 pm »
 B2:

Brantley doubles to LF...Frazier dives, but it's off his arm
Wild pitch, Brantley moves to 3B
Correa...works the count full...walks
Gurriel flies out F9, Brantley tags and scores on the sac fly
Correa steals 2B
Reddick rolls one towards SS, with the shift, no play, Correa to 3B
Chirinos...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging
Kemp flies out F9 on the first pitch

Astros strand a pair, but tie it up 1-1
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2019, 07:49:19 pm »
Gotta get it in play there Robby


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He had two good pitches to hit, but missed them both. 
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2019, 07:49:47 pm »
I thought Kemp might have got his.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2019, 07:54:24 pm »
Come on, Cole

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2019, 07:56:31 pm »
First two Yankees reach, but Chirinos starts the ol' 2-6-3 twin killing
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2019, 07:57:36 pm »
T3:

Urshela...takes a strike for ball two...swings and misses ball three, then walks.  Cole got fucked that at bat
Romine seeing eye single to RF, Urshela to 2B
Gardner bunts, right out in front of the plate, Chirinos hops on it, goes to 2B, and then to 1B as Gardner doesn't run...score it 2-6-3...Gardner arguing...Urshela to 3B
Judge...full count...flies out to shallow RF

1-1

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2019, 08:05:26 pm »
Altuve!!!

Another home run CRUSHED to LF
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2019, 08:05:55 pm »
Altuve!

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2019, 08:15:20 pm »
Nice baserunning by Bregs there.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2019, 08:16:02 pm »
Not the best decision by Bregman going to third but it worked out.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2019, 08:17:14 pm »
Yeah, that seemed pretty foolhardy. Not that Correa seems inclined to take advantage of Bregman's success.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2019, 08:19:24 pm »
B3:

Springer...full count...grounds out 6-3
Altuve...3-0...3-1...homers to LF
Bregman...full count...walks
Brantley...full count...singles to LF, Bregman running with the shift on, third baseman goes to cover 2B, meaning no one is covering 3B, so Bregman moves to 3...
Correa...0-2...strikes out swinging....fugly at bat
Gurriel flies out F7

AGAIN...Astros leave a pair when thy get a runner at 3B with one out and can't make contact.

2-1 Astros
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2019, 08:20:13 pm »
Not the best decision by Bregman going to third but it worked out.

Why not?  No one was covering the bag.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2019, 08:25:47 pm »
T4:

Voit chops to 3B, Bregman with a nice play coming in
Sanchez singles to RF against the shift
Torres flies out F8
Lemahieu flies out F9

2-1 Astros
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2019, 08:28:36 pm »
Why not?  No one was covering the bag.
There was some risk involved. The Yankees fucked up the coverage six ways to Sunday.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2019, 08:32:20 pm »
B4:

Tarpley in for the Yankees

Reddick flies out F9, Reid Ryan cries yard
Chirinos singles to CF
Kemp grounds into 6U-3 double play into the shift

2-1 Astros
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2019, 08:38:35 pm »
T5:

Frazier lines out to LF
Urshela...0-2...strikes out swinging
Romine grounds out 6-3

2-1 Astros
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2019, 08:43:34 pm »
First two Astros reach...nobody out...
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2019, 08:48:36 pm »
Well, this is a fairly revolting development. Especially since Bregman had worked this guy into exactly the count he wanted.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2019, 08:49:53 pm »
B5:

Cessa in

Springer walks
Altuve singles to LF on the first pitch, Springer to 2B
Bregman pops to 2B...IFR in effect
Brantley...0-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch that bounces
Correa...0-2...pops out D4

Astros leave a pair...this is becoming a really bad habit

2-1 Astros
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2019, 08:50:48 pm »
RISP LOB.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2019, 08:55:30 pm »
Cole has gotten royally fucked this game.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2019, 08:59:04 pm »
Leadoff walk, bullshit umpiring and a missed double play...Yankees with runners on the corners, one out...
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2019, 09:01:24 pm »
2-run double by Sanchez....3-2 Yankees...still batting
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2019, 09:04:24 pm »
Cole has pissed off every umpire in the league.  He's been fucked over on at least 10 pitches this inning
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2019, 09:04:52 pm »
Umpire flipping a coin back there

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2019, 09:05:42 pm »
Cole doesn't seem to be able to pitch through adversity.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2019, 09:08:07 pm »
T6:

Gardner...3-0...walks on four pitches
Judge takes strike three for ball two...full count...takes strike four for ball four...WOW...incompetent...Gardner to 2B
Voit grounds to SS, Judge out 6-4, but Altuve's turn in the dirt and Yuli can't pick.  Voit reaches on the FC, Gardner to 3B
Sanchez doubles to LF, Gardner scores, ball takes a funny carom off the wall kicks towards CF and Voit comes around to score
Torres strikes out looking
Lemahieu strikes out swinging

But the Yankees break all the rules and get a hit with runners on base...lead 3-2
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2019, 09:08:49 pm »
Cole doesn't seem to be able to pitch through adversity.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2019, 09:10:05 pm »
All 3 starts this year

Going back to last year in the postseason.  It just seems that whenever something doesn't go quite right, the wheels fall off with him. 
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2019, 09:19:15 pm »
B6:

Gurriel lines out to RCF...hit well, but Judge had him played in the gap
Reddick singles to CF...Gardner bobbles the ball, moves to 2B on the E8
Chirinos strikes out looking

Cessa out, Holder in
 
Kemp pops to shallow CF

Another guy left in scoring position....3-2 Yankees
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2019, 09:21:07 pm »
Astros 1 for 10 w/RISP, and that hit did not score a run.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2019, 09:21:39 pm »
Someone else will have to do some PBP
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2019, 09:31:09 pm »
Jeez George, why'd you even take the bat up there?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2019, 09:36:27 pm »
Back to back 2-out doubles by Bregman and Brantley...ties this puppy back up
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2019, 09:36:51 pm »
I like doubles!

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2019, 09:36:51 pm »
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2019, 09:37:05 pm »
Nice to see a little 2-out rally by the good guys.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2019, 09:37:46 pm »
Bregman!! Brantley!!! Back to back doubles are sweet!
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2019, 09:41:41 pm »
Correa has not had a good night...0 for 3, 5 LOB.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2019, 09:49:39 pm »
When did Rondon start dialing it up to 97?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2019, 09:57:40 pm »
When did Rondon start dialing it up to 97?

He was throwing that hard last year
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2019, 10:01:22 pm »
Astros have go ahead run in scoring position, one out...
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« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2019, 10:02:51 pm »
He was throwing that hard last year

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2019, 10:03:43 pm »
Bases drunk with Astros, one out...
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« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2019, 10:04:10 pm »
Good patience by Kemp. It would have been easy to be jumpy and chase those low pitches.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2019, 10:04:34 pm »
Bases loaded, one out, Springer up. Be disciplined George, Green can't buy a strike right now

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2019, 10:04:46 pm »
Bases drunk with Astros, one out...

There better be productive contact....or a go ahead Walk

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2019, 10:05:54 pm »
Bases loaded, one out, Springer up. Be disciplined George, Green can't buy a strike right now

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« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:04 pm »
2-run double...should have been three runs, except Kemp fell down halfway home.
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« Reply #60 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:25 pm »
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Gorgeous George

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« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:33 pm »
Please, BBGs, don't let Kemp's fall cost us anything.
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:35 pm »
Springer! What happened to Kemp?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #64 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:45 pm »
Much better than Sunday’s AB in a similar situation.

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« Reply #65 on: April 09, 2019, 10:07:02 pm »
Springer! What happened to Kemp?
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« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2019, 10:08:58 pm »
Springer! What happened to Kemp?

Had a blowout.
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« Reply #67 on: April 09, 2019, 10:12:15 pm »
Please, BBGs, don't let Kemp's fall cost us anything.

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« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2019, 10:12:28 pm »
Nice AB from Altuve

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« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2019, 10:12:33 pm »
Kemp “feet’s don’t fail me now” scores on altuve sac fly!

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There was a fan shot after Springer's double, and it looked to me like the guy intentionally did a Bregman stare into the camera, which is kind of funny if true.
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« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2019, 10:14:02 pm »
Someone needs to check the ground around 3rd.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2019, 10:15:55 pm »
Uh oh.

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« Reply #73 on: April 09, 2019, 10:16:09 pm »
Come on Brantley, let’s make it slam proof...whoa what’s wrong with Bregman?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #74 on: April 09, 2019, 10:16:14 pm »
Shit. Bregman coming out...

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Shit. Bregman coming out...

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Limping.  Not good.  Hamstring?
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« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2019, 10:18:11 pm »
Limping.  Not good.  Hamstring?
Didn't see him pull up. Never really even got going. Pretty odd, I'd think is has to be hamstring though

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« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2019, 10:18:24 pm »
Limping.  Not good.  Hamstring?

Most likely

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2019, 10:20:59 pm »
Didn’t he have a sore back in spring training?

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2019, 10:21:24 pm »
Most likely
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2019, 10:21:55 pm »
Didn’t he have a sore back in spring training?
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« Reply #81 on: April 09, 2019, 10:23:38 pm »
Leg discomfort

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Aww, fuckshit.
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« Reply #82 on: April 09, 2019, 10:25:26 pm »
Leg discomfort

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Aww, fuckshit.
Guess I should clarify that this is me guessing. Haven't read anything yet

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« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2019, 10:26:23 pm »
Hammy.
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« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2019, 10:26:51 pm »
Astros win!!
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« Reply #85 on: April 09, 2019, 10:27:22 pm »
Hammy.

Did they say that or more speculation?
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #86 on: April 09, 2019, 10:27:54 pm »
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« Reply #87 on: April 09, 2019, 10:29:11 pm »
Did they say that or more speculation?
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« Reply #88 on: April 09, 2019, 10:29:25 pm »
Nice series win. 

We'll see if Bregman needs a trip to the IL (weird to write that).

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Oh god, please no back discomfort

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« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2019, 10:33:47 pm »
We'll see if Bregman needs a trip to the IL (weird to write that).

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2019, 10:40:24 pm »
Twitter says "Bregman felt something in his right hamstring"

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2019, 10:40:40 pm »
Julia tweeted it’s his right hamstring

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« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2019, 10:42:48 pm »
Julia tweeted it’s his right hamstring

Hopefully it's just precautionary. Hamstrings are a fickle mistress.
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Twitter says "Bregman felt something in his right hamstring"

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AJ said it, for those who think he might be a better source.


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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2019, 10:49:55 pm »
"day to day" says Bregman
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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2019, 10:59:46 pm »
Bregman "hopes" to only miss tomorrow and be ready for Friday in Seattle

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
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« Reply #98 on: April 10, 2019, 07:32:11 am »
There was a fan shot after Springer's double, and it looked to me like the guy intentionally did a Bregman stare into the camera, which is kind of funny if true.

Yes, I noticed that, too. Was exactly what the fan was doing.

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Re: Yankees @ Astros, April 9, 2019
« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2019, 09:27:54 am »
Umpire flipping a coin back there

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Reminds me of Whitey Herzog's quote when he was asked to rate Charlie Williams as a ball/strike umpire: "It's a good thing he doesn't have a third choice".

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« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2019, 10:23:54 am »
Reminds me of Whitey Herzog's quote when he was asked to rate Charlie Williams as a ball/strike umpire: "It's a good thing he doesn't have a third choice".

I never thought I'd be in favor of an automated strike zone, but my god, some of these guys are simply atrocious.

The really incredible thing to me is it's the veteran umpires that are looking the worst the last few seasons.

The younger umps may not call the rectangle perfectly, but they are WAY more consistent.

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