Author Topic: Astros at Rays, March 31, 2019 (Read 4210 times)

HudsonHawk · « **on:** March 31, 2019, 12:27:58 pm »

B1: Miley throwing puss. Rays up 1-0

Tom Servo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:29:13 pm »

Oops, sorry HH, I goofed and started a duplicate thread. Moving here now.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:32:55 pm »

Another inning of weak contact for the Astros

1-0 Rays.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:46:10 pm »

HPU helping the Rays out again.

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:46:47 pm »

Gameday thinks hpu is on crack.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:47:02 pm »

JAKE!

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:47:24 pm »

Jake packed his khakis!

astrojo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:49:05 pm »

Should have beeen 2 run HR for Jake

Tom Servo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:52:11 pm »

Looks like right handed hitters are going to have to stretch the strike zone some today.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:54:49 pm »

Anyone have Dallas Keuchel's phone number?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2019, 12:55:02 pm »

Gonna be a long fucking season with Miley.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:02:48 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on March 31, 2019, 12:55:02 pm

Gonna be a long fucking season with Miley.

And with this offense? Won't equal many wins, that's for sure.

MRaup · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:03:45 pm »

So let me get this straight.

The Rays PUBLICLY have said that their goal is to get ahead because 94 percent of first pitches aren't put in to play?

And the Astros game plan so far this series has been taking first pitch fastballs?

FUCKING BRILLIANT!

The offense is fucking putrid so far.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:09:19 pm »

Good kick save by Miley.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:14:59 pm »

JFC.. somebody wake this offense up.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:28:07 pm »

Astros suck on the bases so far.

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:29:19 pm »

Well it wasn't an inning ending gidp.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:31:17 pm »

Nice jump, Josh. Try to be in the right place next time.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:31:20 pm »

I should’ve done like a Rays fan and stayed home.

MRaup · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:37:44 pm »

I can't decide which I'm enjoying more:

How shitty the Astros are at the plate or how shitty they are trying to be aggressive on the bases.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:40:21 pm »

Fuck, Jose. That at bat was the WORST!

Tom Servo · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:41:37 pm »

I don't wish an injury on anyone, but it would be nice to get a new pitcher in there.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:44:41 pm »

That was a pathetic run through the heart of the order

Tom Servo · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:47:16 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on March 31, 2019, 01:44:41 pm

That was a pathetic run through the heart of the order

I was about to sarcastically say, "Good thing Brantley wasn't in the lineup today." But then I realized Jake probably wouldn't be playing if that was the case.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:47:37 pm »

what a shitshow.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2019, 01:55:39 pm »

Maybe a bit of luck for Tyler can get things going.

MRaup · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:05:08 pm »

Quote from: Tom Servo on March 31, 2019, 01:55:39 pm

Maybe a bit of luck for Tyler can get things going.

Hilarious.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:06:13 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on March 31, 2019, 02:05:08 pm

Hilarious.

Yes, it was.

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:06:52 pm »

Ah. *There's* the inning ending gidp.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:08:37 pm »

Quote from: Astros Fan in Big D on March 31, 2019, 02:06:52 pm

Ah. *There's* the inning ending gidp.

If that had been a strike 'em out, throw 'em out, I would have questioned AJ's sanity.

MRaup · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:13:06 pm »

This is just fucking nauseating.

Miley gutted out a pretty decent start, the bullpen is torching them, and the entire offense has elected to just not show up since Game 1.

astrojo · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:14:04 pm »

Josh James almost makes this game worth watching.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:16:52 pm »

Quote from: astrojo on March 31, 2019, 02:14:04 pm

Josh James almost makes this game worth watching.

Yeah, he was great.

JimR · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:17:15 pm »

Where the fuck is the vaunted offense? Still in West Palm?

MRaup · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:18:44 pm »

ONE runner has reached second all game, and it was Marisnik on his home run.

Fuck me.

Tom Servo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:19:56 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on March 31, 2019, 02:18:44 pm

ONE runner has reached second all game, and it was Marisnik on his home run.

Fuck me.

One hitter past the minimum, as TK just said. Jeez.

austro · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:20:39 pm »

Quote from: JimR on March 31, 2019, 02:17:15 pm

Where the fuck is the vaunted offense? Still in West Palm?

Their calendar is still stuck on the August page.

astrojo · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:23:04 pm »

Any chance Altuve doesn’t strike out on 3 straight off speed pitches?

Tom Servo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:24:05 pm »

Fitting end.

MRaup · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:24:17 pm »

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Jose. That was fucking embarrassing.

astrojo · « **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:24:38 pm »

Astros Fan in Big D · « **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:25:12 pm »

Really?

JimR · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:25:31 pm »

Quote from: MRaup on March 31, 2019, 02:24:17 pm

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Jose. That was fucking embarrassing.

No shit. A bunt?

Tom Servo · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:25:55 pm »

Best hitter, as the tying run with 2 outs in the ninth tries to bunt. And fails miserably.

astrojo · « **Reply #44 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:27:34 pm »

2:15 of utter misery

JimR · « **Reply #45 on:** March 31, 2019, 02:31:50 pm »

Quote from: Tom Servo on March 31, 2019, 02:25:55 pm

Best hitter, as the tying run with 2 outs in the ninth tries to bunt. And fails miserably.

Unfuckingbelievable