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Dating App
« on: February 13, 2019, 04:06:01 pm »
The is a bovine dating app - basically for farmers to match bulls and cows.

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Re: Dating App
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 04:20:46 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2019, 04:52:20 pm »
I just old fashion enough that after ruminating on it I think they should get to know each other early as a maverick and a heifer before they jump in to fucking cattle dating.
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2019, 05:25:18 pm »
Used Cows

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2019, 06:49:59 pm »
Studs & Cuds.

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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2019, 07:04:56 pm »
Bovine Date Line.

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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2019, 07:06:49 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 07:11:26 pm »
Bovines & Concubines.

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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2019, 07:54:12 pm »
TuCows. Oh wait...
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2019, 08:25:00 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2019, 09:16:00 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2019, 09:36:55 pm »
Horny Heifers

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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2019, 10:11:05 pm »
And my sins are so unoriginal, I have all the self-loathing of a wolf in sheep's clothing. In this carnival of carnivores, Heaven help me.

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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2019, 10:13:53 pm »
I saw this on twitter, and they had some good names Uddr and Cowabunga.
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2019, 01:12:23 pm »
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2019, 11:42:06 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2019, 07:10:51 am »

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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2019, 11:52:15 am »
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2019, 10:19:26 pm »
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