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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #500 on: January 06, 2019, 02:23:32 pm »
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #501 on: January 06, 2019, 02:26:37 pm »
Charger getting royally fucked by the refs.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #502 on: January 06, 2019, 02:29:48 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on January 06, 2019, 02:26:37 pm
Charger getting royally fucked by the refs.

Holy shit.  The refs have fucked this game up proper.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #503 on: January 06, 2019, 02:35:27 pm »
Quote from: Lefty on January 06, 2019, 02:29:48 pm
Holy shit.  The refs have fucked this game up proper.

Well, midway through the 4th quarter, Jackson has a grand total of -2 yards passing.  That's not helping either. 
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #504 on: January 06, 2019, 02:43:42 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on January 06, 2019, 02:35:27 pm
Well, midway through the 4th quarter, Jackson has a grand total of -2 yards passing.  That's not helping either. 
Don't think I've ever seen a passer rating of 0.0 at this point in a game before.  Maybe the Hoyer playoff massacre.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #505 on: January 06, 2019, 02:46:07 pm »
Quote from: Lefty on January 06, 2019, 02:29:48 pm
Holy shit.  The refs have fucked this game up proper.

Who says two wrongs don't make a right?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #506 on: January 06, 2019, 02:55:56 pm »
Quote from: austro on January 06, 2019, 02:46:07 pm
Who says two wrongs don't make a right?

Right?  It all worked out in the end but that sequence was a total clusterfuck.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #507 on: January 06, 2019, 02:58:45 pm »
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Who says two wrongs don't make a right?

There were only two wrongs?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #508 on: January 06, 2019, 03:08:18 pm »
Refs have been delivered another pinch to screw....
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #509 on: January 06, 2019, 03:10:45 pm »
Quote from: Limey on January 06, 2019, 03:08:18 pm
Refs have been delivered another pinch to screw....

Hey, they got it right!
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #510 on: January 06, 2019, 03:13:20 pm »
Quote from: Limey on January 06, 2019, 03:08:18 pm
Refs have been delivered another pinch to screw....

Pooch.  Stupid autocorrect. 
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #511 on: January 06, 2019, 03:15:29 pm »
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Hey, they got it right!

Anyone else wondering if the Ravens would like to have back the time that ran off the clock between the Chargers scoring a touchdown and the referees calling a (no doubt) touchdown a few plays later?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #512 on: January 06, 2019, 03:19:22 pm »
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Anyone else wondering if the Ravens would like to have back the time that ran off the clock between the Chargers scoring a touchdown and the referees calling a (no doubt) touchdown a few plays later?

I bet they'd prefer 3 quarters of just adequate QB play.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #513 on: January 07, 2019, 11:14:18 am »
Does anyone doubt that the Texans have reached their ceiling with O'Brien at head coach? As a Texans fan, it's painful to watch great players spending their entire career with no shot at a Super Bowl because the coaching staff just isn't that good.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #514 on: January 07, 2019, 11:29:15 am »
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Does anyone doubt that the Texans have reached their ceiling with O'Brien at head coach? As a Texans fan, it's painful to watch great players spending their entire career with no shot at a Super Bowl because the coaching staff just isn't that good.

Yes, but most thought the same thing with Kubiak, and then he went on to win a super bowl...
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #515 on: January 07, 2019, 12:20:06 pm »
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Yes, but most thought the same thing with Kubiak, and then he went on to win a super bowl...
... with Peyton Manning.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #516 on: January 07, 2019, 05:10:25 pm »
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... with Peyton Manning.

More like with Von Miller and the artist formerly known as Peyton Manning.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #517 on: January 13, 2019, 01:46:32 pm »
If the Texans had somehow got past the Colts, how much bigger would have been the embarrassment in the divisional round?   
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #518 on: January 13, 2019, 02:19:18 pm »
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If the Texans had somehow got past the Colts, how much bigger would have been the embarrassment in the divisional round?   

Maybe as bad as the Chargers' performance against the Patriots?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #519 on: January 21, 2019, 11:12:48 am »
Texas 2019...will play the Jags in London.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #520 on: January 21, 2019, 11:18:55 am »
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Texas 2019...will play the Jags in London.

And JJ Watt takes a nice dig at Spurs
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #521 on: January 21, 2019, 11:34:22 am »
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And JJ Watt takes a nice dig at Spurs

That's awesome. 

Although I fear that Spurs and the Texans may have something in common.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #522 on: January 21, 2019, 11:43:09 am »
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Although I fear that Spurs and the Texans may have something in common.

Oof.  Harsh but fair.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #523 on: February 03, 2019, 07:57:15 pm »
Het everybody, there’s some Central American soccer on the other channel. 
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #524 on: February 03, 2019, 11:38:53 pm »
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Het everybody, there’s some Central American soccer on the other channel. 

Worst pro football in a non-blizzard I've ever seen.

The Saints and Chiefs should play Monday night just to remind people what fun football looks like.

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MLB suspends PED users for the postseason.  The NFL just gave one the Super Bowl MVP
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #525 on: February 04, 2019, 07:37:21 am »
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MLB suspends PED users for the postseason.  The NFL just gave one the Super Bowl MVP

Didn't the Texans just make one the strength and conditioning coach?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #526 on: February 04, 2019, 07:49:23 am »
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MLB suspends PED users for the postseason.  The NFL just gave one the Super Bowl MVP

They gave Ray Lewis the SB MVP (and a statue, and a job on national TV) after he’d very likely murdered someone. 
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #527 on: February 04, 2019, 08:21:35 am »
Why was Michael Cera playing quarterback for the Rams?
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« Reply #528 on: February 04, 2019, 08:28:32 am »
I don't know who Michael Cera is, but he sucks.  Worst performance by a super bowl QB in my recent memory.  Cera's genius coach wasn't impressive either.
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« Reply #529 on: February 04, 2019, 12:15:51 pm »
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They gave Ray Lewis the SB MVP (and a statue, and a job on national TV) after he’d very likely murdered someone.

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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #530 on: February 04, 2019, 12:25:47 pm »
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I don't know who Michael Cera is, but he sucks.  Worst performance by a super bowl QB in my recent memory.  Cera's genius coach wasn't impressive either.

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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #531 on: February 07, 2019, 01:44:09 pm »
XFL Commissioner Oliver Luck announced that Bob Stoops will be the head coach and GM of the Dallas XFL team.

This is all so gloriously dumb.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #532 on: February 07, 2019, 02:25:23 pm »
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XFL Commissioner Oliver Luck announced that Bob Stoops will be the head coach and GM of the Dallas XFL team.

This is all so gloriously dumb.
Barry Switzer turned them down?
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #533 on: February 07, 2019, 02:32:43 pm »
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Barry Switzer turned them down?

You'd think Dave Campo would be available.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #534 on: February 07, 2019, 05:10:29 pm »
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You'd think Dave Campo would be available.

The XFL has Joe Avezzano written all over it.
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« Reply #535 on: February 07, 2019, 07:08:25 pm »
It will be remarkable if Avezzano turns up coaching an XFL team this year - maybe even very remarkable..
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #536 on: February 07, 2019, 07:45:58 pm »
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It will be remarkable if Avezzano turns up coaching an XFL team this year - maybe even very remarkable..

Yeah, it would definitely turn heads.
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Re: Texans 2018
« Reply #537 on: February 08, 2019, 08:22:34 am »
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You'd think Dave Campo would be available.

Kubiak was going to take it, but his heart wasn't in it...
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