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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2019, 05:22:16 pm »
Bud Norris has to settle for a minor league deal with the BJs.

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« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2019, 05:25:49 pm »
Bud Norris has to settle for a minor league deal with the BJs.

Is that a Bob Kraft joke?
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« Reply #82 on: March 01, 2019, 01:20:58 am »
Is that a Bob Kraft joke?
If he makes the team will that be a happy finish?
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« Reply #83 on: March 01, 2019, 09:28:09 am »
If he makes the team will that be a happy finish?

As long as the younger Rougned Odor doesn't get traded to Toronto.

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« Reply #84 on: March 01, 2019, 10:27:58 am »
If he makes the team will that be a happy finish?

Let’s ask Brad Hand, the reliever.


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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #85 on: March 01, 2019, 03:22:26 pm »
Carlos Gomez finally fulfills his destiny to be a Met.
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« Reply #86 on: March 01, 2019, 03:54:26 pm »
Carlos Gomez finally fulfills his destiny to be a Met.

Will he be the new Mr. Met? It's a perfect job for him.
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« Reply #87 on: March 01, 2019, 04:04:21 pm »
Will he be the new Mr. Met? It's a perfect job for him.

I guess that's a question for Mrs. Met.

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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #88 on: March 05, 2019, 06:47:58 pm »
Cam Maybin arrested for DUI according to reports.


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« Reply #89 on: March 05, 2019, 06:53:15 pm »
Cam Maybin arrested for DUI according to reports.


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Ugh.  Hate to hear that.

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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #90 on: March 05, 2019, 07:22:10 pm »
Cam Maybin arrested for DUI according to reports.
Pulled over going 55 in a 35 MPH zone.
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« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2019, 09:09:11 am »
According to a new report that just hit MLB Trade Rumors, we offered Martin Maldonado a 2 year contract at the beginning of the offseason that he and Boras turned down.

Maldonado has dumped Boras and hired new representation.


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« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2019, 09:45:15 am »
Boras is going to lose clients a whole lot bigger than Maldonado if he keeps producing results like he has the past 2 years.

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« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2019, 09:55:30 am »
Boras is going to lose clients a whole lot bigger than Maldonado if he keeps producing results like he has the past 2 years.
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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2019, 04:03:05 pm »
According to a new report that just hit MLB Trade Rumors, we offered Martin Maldonado a 2 year contract at the beginning of the offseason that he and Boras turned down.

Maldonado has dumped Boras and hired new representation.

Rosenthal reporting it was for 2 yrs/$12MM.

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« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2019, 04:11:47 pm »
Rosenthal reporting it was for 2 yrs/$12MM.

Holy hell, what was he thinking turning that down?

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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2019, 04:20:02 pm »
Holy hell, what was he thinking turning that down?

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Incredible what these people are thinking sometimes.
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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2019, 06:58:43 pm »
Incredible what these people are thinking sometimes.

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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2019, 08:17:02 pm »
Let him eat cake.

“What was Carlos Lee’s training regimen?”


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Re: Ex-Astros News 2019
« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2019, 08:59:45 pm »
“What was Carlos Lee’s training regimen?”


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