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Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« on: September 18, 2018, 06:59:10 pm »
OK...perhaps I've gone about this all wrong...pretty please...which a cherry on top...SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS!!!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2018, 07:06:34 pm »
OK...perhaps I've gone about this all wrong...pretty please...which a cherry on top...SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS!!!

Here comes a 10-9 loss.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2018, 07:14:25 pm »
I wonder what it's like to be able to swing a bat like Cano does.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2018, 07:15:25 pm »
T1:

Haniger...0-2...1-2...grounds out 5-3
Segura flies out F9 on the first pitch
Cano singles to CF
Cruz...0-2...strikes out swinging

No score
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2018, 07:16:30 pm »
I wonder what it's like to be able to swing a bat like Cano does.

Effortless.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2018, 07:17:52 pm »
Effortless.

It's like Freddie Couples swinging a golf club.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2018, 07:19:36 pm »
I wonder what it's like to be able to swing a bat like Cano does.

Well let me tell you... 

I have no earthly idea.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2018, 07:20:28 pm »
B1:

Springer flies out F8
Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman...wearing the pants bloused and real stirrups...grounds out 6-3 on the first pitch

No score
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2018, 07:20:40 pm »
Not a fan of the 0-1 bunt strike.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2018, 07:20:54 pm »
It would be nice to get Bregman going again, too. Seems like the last week has been pretty lackluster.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2018, 07:24:52 pm »
It would be nice to get Bregman going again, too. Seems like the last week has been pretty lackluster.

3 for 38, with one double, no HR and 3 RBI.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2018, 07:29:04 pm »
T2:

Span pops out F5
Seager strikes out swinging
Gamel strikes out swinging

No score
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2018, 07:29:39 pm »
I wonder what it's like to throw 100 mph like Josh James...
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2018, 07:30:44 pm »
Watching James pitch feels like Christmas.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2018, 07:31:59 pm »
3 for 38, with one double, no HR and 3 RBI.

Ouch.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2018, 07:34:16 pm »
I see that Leake is following the league's scouting report: throw it down the middle.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2018, 07:35:18 pm »
I remember reading The Umpire Strikes Back.   He told a story of watching Nolan Ryan throw a high fastball that exploded.  He waited for the crowd reaction,  but nothing.  Then the catcher threw the ball back.   I think he said it happened again.

So he goes to an eye doc.  Both times the ball was coming in more or less directly at his eyes. The speed at which it went from a dot at 60+ feet to a full size baseball inches from his eye was too fast for his eye to adjust so he just saw stars.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2018, 07:35:48 pm »
B2:

Marwin singles to RF
White pops out F4...had a pitch to crush and just missed it
Correa pops out to shallow CF
Gurriel grounds into FC, Marwin out 6-4

No score
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2018, 07:37:49 pm »
Ouch.

Hard to notice since there are worse problems in the lineup, but he's in a pretty pronounced slump now.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2018, 07:40:18 pm »
What is it with the Astros' obsession with walking the 8 hitter?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2018, 07:41:49 pm »
What is it with the Astros' obsession with walking the 8 hitter?

Right on cue,  Blum makes the same point.

It is maddening.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2018, 07:41:58 pm »
I find it mindboggling that Haniger is hitting only .280.  I thought for sure it was closer to .580.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2018, 07:47:06 pm »
T3:

Hermann...3-2...walks
Gordon flies out F8 on the first pitch
Haniger chops to 3B, Bregman charges and tries for the shorthop, in and out of the glove, Hermann to 2B
Segura strikes out swinging
Cano lines out to CF...Kemp barely had to move

No score
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2018, 07:47:51 pm »
I find it mindboggling that Haniger is hitting only .280.  I thought for sure it was closer to .580.

Yes, I'll be happy to see him leave town.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2018, 07:48:57 pm »
Man I'd love to have one of those zero turn mowers.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2018, 07:50:32 pm »
Man I'd love to have one of those zero turn mowers.

It's not how fast you mow, it's how well you mow fast
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2018, 07:52:00 pm »
It's not how fast you mow, it's how well you mow fast

With an attitude.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2018, 07:52:51 pm »
I thought that was going to be a double-play. Instead, it's a double.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2018, 07:53:14 pm »
Kemp!

And McCann has a step limit.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2018, 07:54:09 pm »
Mariners must have watched the D-back's OF.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2018, 07:55:08 pm »
I like 3 run innings.

Just sayin.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2018, 07:59:32 pm »
I am also fond of doubles.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2018, 07:59:47 pm »
Marwin hits the yellow line (I think).

ETA: I was wrong. Off the railing above the line for a home run!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2018, 08:00:43 pm »
THE KING!!!

2-run shibby!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2018, 08:00:54 pm »
Homer!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2018, 08:01:19 pm »
I thought it was a homer off the bat. It is! Long live good King Marwin!!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2018, 08:02:14 pm »
I like 3 run innings.

Just sayin.

Do you like 4 run innings?

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2018, 08:02:28 pm »
B3:

McCann...0-2...hit by pitch
Kemp "doubles" to the RF corner, McCann to 3B...Gamel kicks it around down in the corner as McCann stops at 3B for a cigarette.  Kemp has to hit the breaks rounding 2B
Springer singles to LCF, McCann scores, Kemp to 3B, Span kicks it and Springer to 2B
Altuve...infield in...chops to 3B, Kemp scores on the 5-3, Springer has to hold at 2B
Bregman...full count...flies out F8 on ball four in the dirt
Marwin doubles off the yellow line on the LCF wall, Springer scores...HR review in progress...HOME RUN!  Marwin scores
White...0-2...strikes out swinging

But the Astros put up a crooked number...lead 4-0
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2018, 08:03:26 pm »
I thought it was a homer off the bat. It is! Long live good King Marwin!!

I thought it cleared live too, but then when they stopped thought it must have hit the yellow line.  But it clearly hit the railing.  He hit the shit out of that ball.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2018, 08:04:31 pm »
Holy shit, Julia, what are those ear plates?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2018, 08:05:15 pm »
Holy shit, Julia, what are those ear plates?

She's fit.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2018, 08:07:36 pm »
We seem to have an inordinate fear of Denard Span.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2018, 08:09:21 pm »
Anyone know what the magic is to sync up the mlb.tv broadcast with the mlb.com Astros radio broadcast?  The closest I can get is like a 3 second (aggravating) delay. Sound behind the video.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2018, 08:14:08 pm »
Anyone know what the magic is to sync up the mlb.tv broadcast with the mlb.com Astros radio broadcast?  The closest I can get is like a 3 second (aggravating) delay. Sound behind the video.

I just tried it, and it's perfect. You are using the audio overlay on the video, right?  Hit the broadcast button and choose KBME 790? 

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2018, 08:16:11 pm »
Holy shit, Julia, what are those ear plates?
They looked like those old mini compact disks.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2018, 08:17:36 pm »
T4:

Cruz strikes out swinging
Span walks
Seager...0-2...1-2...2-2...lines out to LF
Gamel singles to LF, Span to 2B
Hermann strikes out swinging

4-0 Astros

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2018, 08:18:20 pm »
Love James yelling into his glove on that K.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2018, 08:19:57 pm »
I just tried it, and it's perfect. You are using the audio overlay on the video, right?  Hit the broadcast button and choose KBME 790?

Ah, ok. I was over complicating it. Playing the video feed on my computer and the audio on my cell. I’ll try your suggestion.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2018, 08:20:22 pm »
If James can improve his command a bit, he'll be pretty formidable.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2018, 08:21:00 pm »
Drinking Teeling single malt.
Goin' for a bus ride.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2018, 08:21:55 pm »
If James can improve his command a bit, he'll be pretty formidable.

He's generally had that problem all along in the minors.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2018, 08:21:55 pm »
I wish I had a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson every time Correa popped up. 
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« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2018, 08:23:43 pm »
I wish I had a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson every time Correa popped up. 

I don't think anybody could keep up that pace.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2018, 08:23:43 pm »
B4:

Correa pops out F3 in foul territory
Gurriel grounds out 6-3
McCann...full up...flies out F9

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2018, 08:31:05 pm »
T5:

Gordon flies out F7 right on the LF line
Haniger pops out F5 about 20 feet from home plate
Segura taps back to the mound

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2018, 08:36:58 pm »
I know it was just a fly ball,  but Springer staying back and extending his arms going to RF is a good sign.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2018, 08:36:59 pm »
B5:

Kemp...full count...takes a meatball right down the center of the plate for strike three...GRRRRR
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2018, 08:37:59 pm »
I know it was just a fly ball,  but Springer staying back and extending his arms going to RF is a good sign.

Except it was a hanging changeup right down pipe.  Would have liked to have seen him crush that ball over the LF wall.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2018, 08:39:14 pm »
Altuve looks lost at the plate. Nothing like Correa but lost nonetheless. I’m just not used to seeing that. He on top of everything.
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« Reply #60 on: September 18, 2018, 08:40:18 pm »
James out for 6?  Um, ok. Is he stretched out?  He’s been relief for a while now.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #61 on: September 18, 2018, 08:42:07 pm »
Nobody seemed too interested in chasing down that ball after it bounced off the bag.

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« Reply #62 on: September 18, 2018, 08:43:29 pm »
James leaves with one out in the 6th and a runner on 2B

Helluva job there, kid.
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Sipp time?
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« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2018, 08:51:19 pm »
James leaves with one out in the 6th and a runner on 2B

Helluva job there, kid.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #66 on: September 18, 2018, 08:52:52 pm »
I hate walks (for the other team). But that was a pretty tough take by Seager.
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« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2018, 08:53:18 pm »
Sipp got squeezed with Seager, not he's out, Harris in.  Two on, two out...
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« Reply #68 on: September 18, 2018, 08:53:34 pm »
Tony,  doing half the job isn't doing the job.

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I hate walks (for the other team). But that was a pretty tough take by Seager.

At least two of those pitches called balls were strikes. 
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« Reply #70 on: September 18, 2018, 08:54:50 pm »
Well, that's not a very difficult "Name that Astro" quiz.
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« Reply #71 on: September 18, 2018, 08:55:27 pm »
Harris has to be pitching for his post-season spot here.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
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T6:

Cano chops to 1B, ball hits the bag and pops right over Yuli's head and dribbles into RF for a double
Cruz...0-2...strikes out swinging

That's it for James, Sipp in

Span flies out F8
Seager...full count...walks...fuck...three of those balls should have been called strikes

That's all for Sipp, Harris in

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #73 on: September 18, 2018, 08:58:30 pm »
Harris threw 1 pitch in the zone in that AB.

Glad he got that 1.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #74 on: September 18, 2018, 09:03:27 pm »
B6:

Bregman...0-2...grounds out 4-3
Marwin...0-2...flies out F8
White grounds out 4-3

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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #75 on: September 18, 2018, 09:05:29 pm »
I'm grateful for the 4 run inning.

But my goodness the ABs have been anemic since then.

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White has also been quietly scuffling a bit lately, hitting .180 in the last week.
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« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2018, 09:07:11 pm »
White has also been quietly scuffling a bit lately, hitting .180 in the last week.
Yeah, I had noticed his OBP+ had dropped below 1.000.
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« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2018, 09:08:35 pm »
Yeah, I had noticed his OBP+ had dropped below 1.000.

Just the facts.  It's the stretch drive, results now matter.
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« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2018, 09:09:20 pm »
White has also been quietly scuffling a bit lately, hitting .180 in the last week.

I'm not sure how many bright spots there have been in the last week. Maybe Kemp and Marwin. Reddick had been showing signs of life, but of course now he's hurt.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2018, 09:09:54 pm »
T7:

Hermann grounds out 4-3
Gordon taps back to the mound, 1-3
Haniger flies out F8

At the stretch...4-0 Astros
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« Reply #81 on: September 18, 2018, 09:10:29 pm »
It was very helpful that Harris was able to clean up the 6th and take the 7th.
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« Reply #82 on: September 18, 2018, 09:10:55 pm »
That was a much needed inning from Harris.


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« Reply #83 on: September 18, 2018, 09:11:22 pm »
That was a much needed inning from Harris.

I assume Pressly for the 8th and Osuna the 9th
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« Reply #84 on: September 18, 2018, 09:11:47 pm »
Harris has turned it around but I'm not sure I trust him with inherited runners in scoring position just yet.
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Here comes Scarlett.
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« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2018, 09:13:03 pm »
I assume Pressly for the 8th and Osuna the 9th
Yes. That's what I'd do anyway.
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« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2018, 09:14:07 pm »
Here comes Scarlett.

You'd think I'd be more excited about this.
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« Reply #88 on: September 18, 2018, 09:15:08 pm »
So a fly ball to right.

Is that a lap dance from Rhea Perlman?

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« Reply #89 on: September 18, 2018, 09:16:02 pm »
¡Me gusto los doubles!

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So a fly ball to right.

Is that a lap dance from Rhea Perlman?

I'm thinking a hand job from Rachael Ray.
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« Reply #91 on: September 18, 2018, 09:17:07 pm »
McCann with an RBI knock!  5-0
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« Reply #92 on: September 18, 2018, 09:17:27 pm »
If he pops it up but it goes out of play does that still count for that blow job deal? Because if it does that hardly seems fair.

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« Reply #93 on: September 18, 2018, 09:17:32 pm »
Nice job by McCann.

5-0.

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Looks like McQ for the Astros in the 8th
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« Reply #95 on: September 18, 2018, 09:19:18 pm »
Looks like McQ for the Astros in the 8th

He's the fresh arm.

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B7:

Correa...0-2...1-2...2-2...flies out F9 in foul territory
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McCann singles to LCF, Gurriel scores

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« Reply #97 on: September 18, 2018, 09:27:42 pm »
I wish I had a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson every time Correa popped up.

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« Reply #98 on: September 18, 2018, 09:28:43 pm »
Helluva bid by Springer there.
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« Reply #99 on: September 18, 2018, 09:29:01 pm »
Damn.  Had it and the ground knocked it out.

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« Reply #100 on: September 18, 2018, 09:29:31 pm »
That divot he left was impressive.

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Man, soooo close for Springer. I was worried about his shoulder after that divot he took.
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« Reply #102 on: September 18, 2018, 09:32:01 pm »
He's out.

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« Reply #103 on: September 18, 2018, 09:32:39 pm »
Wow that was some slow baserunning.

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« Reply #104 on: September 18, 2018, 09:32:57 pm »
Man, soooo close for Springer. I was worried about his shoulder after that divot he took.

Marisnick would have had that. From left field.
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Wow that was some slow baserunning.

You're gonna lose if you chop your steps.
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« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2018, 09:34:07 pm »
Astros continue to be deathly afraid of Denard Span
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« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2018, 09:34:33 pm »
Why does Span strike such fear into Astros pitchers? He's been a walk machine the last couple of days.
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« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2018, 09:35:08 pm »
Astros continue to be deathly afraid of Denard Span

Does he have compromising pictures of the pitching staff?

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« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2018, 09:37:17 pm »
Collin suddenly allergic to strikes.

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« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2018, 09:37:20 pm »
T8:

McHugh in...Marisnick in to CF, Springer to RF

Segura...0-2...1-2...2-2...pops out to shallow RF
Cano doubles to RCF...Springer really laid out and had it in his glove, but it bounced out when he hit the grounds...
Cruz grounds to SS and beats it out for an infield single...Hinch challenging...replay shows he's out...yep, overturned...6-3, Cano to 3B
Span...3-0...takes a pitch almost down the middle for ball four
Seager flies out F7

5-0 Astros
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« Reply #111 on: September 18, 2018, 09:46:13 pm »
What was that,  Jose?

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« Reply #112 on: September 18, 2018, 09:47:27 pm »
Why no slide?

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« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2018, 09:47:55 pm »
That was as half-assed an effort as you'll see at this level.
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« Reply #114 on: September 18, 2018, 09:48:29 pm »
I would have called him out just for being a dumbass.
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« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2018, 09:48:41 pm »
That was bizarre.

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« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2018, 09:48:44 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2018, 09:49:05 pm »
#MeToo

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« Reply #118 on: September 18, 2018, 09:50:49 pm »
Dunh dunh... dunh dunh..
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« Reply #119 on: September 18, 2018, 09:52:29 pm »
You take it. No you.
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« Reply #120 on: September 18, 2018, 09:53:00 pm »
Ha!

That was like the 2 cartoon magpies.

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Correa being pinch hit for here...whodathunkit.
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Correa being pinch hit for here...whodathunkit.

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« Reply #125 on: September 18, 2018, 09:54:14 pm »
Correa being pinch hit for here...whodathunkit.
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« Reply #126 on: September 18, 2018, 09:54:20 pm »
At least Denard Span is as afraid of deep pop ups as the Astros are of him.

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« Reply #127 on: September 18, 2018, 09:55:56 pm »
B8:

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Altuve...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks
Bregman...3-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch that almost hits him, Altuve thrown out 2-6, half jogging into 2B...throw was WAY off the bag towards 3B, but Segura able to run go get it, and run back to the bag and tag out the non-sliding Altuve...HInch challenging..,overturned, and it's a stolen base for Altuve.  But it wasn't pretty.
Marwin walks
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Tucker, pinch hitting for Correa, grounds out 4-3 on the first pitch, Marwin scores, White to 3B
Gurriel strikes out swinging

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« Reply #128 on: September 18, 2018, 09:56:35 pm »
Is it still his knee?

I think it was brain discomfort.
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« Reply #129 on: September 18, 2018, 10:00:17 pm »
Tucker's ground out was on the second pitch. He swung wildly at a pitch about two millimeters off the ground for strike one.
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« Reply #130 on: September 18, 2018, 10:02:00 pm »
Vogelbach his a fireplug.  A large fireplug.
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« Reply #131 on: September 18, 2018, 10:02:25 pm »
Tucker's ground out was on the second pitch. He swung wildly at a pitch about two millimeters off the ground for strike one.

Must have blocked that out.
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« Reply #132 on: September 18, 2018, 10:02:38 pm »
Tucker's ground out was on the second pitch. He swung wildly at a pitch about two millimeters off the ground for strike one.

And yet he still managed to get his patented grounder to the right side.

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« Reply #133 on: September 18, 2018, 10:05:34 pm »
T9:

Devo in...lots of defensive substitutions...Tucker stays in to play LF, Marwin to SS, Davis in for Bregman, and Straw in to RF

Healy lines out to 2B
Hermann singles to RF
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Astros win!!  7-0 is your final
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« Reply #134 on: September 18, 2018, 10:06:24 pm »
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« Reply #135 on: September 18, 2018, 10:06:37 pm »
Subdued strut from Devo, but he seals the deal.

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« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2018, 10:07:15 pm »
Subdued strut from Devo, but he seals the deal.

Good to see him with a scoreless inning, and a couple of weeak swings.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros, September 18, 2018
« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2018, 10:08:56 pm »
No score in the 4th in Oakland.

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« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2018, 10:28:22 pm »
And yet he still managed to get his patented grounder to the right side.

The good news is that this time he got Marvin in from 3rd.
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« Reply #139 on: September 18, 2018, 10:37:52 pm »
The Angels scored a run but have this far given up 4 in the 4th.

Astros division lead will likely stay where it was before tonight's action.

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« Reply #140 on: September 18, 2018, 11:24:50 pm »
Angels with a six run inning (so far) to lead 7-4 t6.

All sorts of weirdness this inning including an assist from an enormous lesbian in the Oakland version of Jackass Cove. She was ejected but her partner is still sitting there.
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« Reply #141 on: September 19, 2018, 12:14:54 am »
Much more weirdness including an rbi triple from the guy who hit the grand slam earlier. Nfi what his name is. He hit the triple to Laureano who often throws out guys when he's in the concourse somewhere.

I haven't seen the lesbians in a while.

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« Reply #142 on: September 19, 2018, 12:51:15 am »
A's lose 9-7. Astros up 5 games with 11 to play.

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« Reply #143 on: September 19, 2018, 06:23:55 am »
The late game's result was a nice surprise this morning.

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« Reply #144 on: September 19, 2018, 06:59:15 am »
Did not see any of the game last night, and I really enjoy reading the GZ straight through with morning coffee.

Every game I expect Correa to bust out of this horrible slump. Maybe I will have to wait for ST. As y’all pointed out, Bregman has not been much better lately. Could be the BBGs did not appreciate his look at me strutting.
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« Reply #145 on: September 19, 2018, 08:21:35 am »
Just the facts.  It's the stretch drive, results now matter.

This is an important point, I think. Stats about past performance do not matter. All that matters is THIS game and now. When a hitter fails in a key AB in a winnable game, I get no consolation from someone’s telling me what his BA or the cursed OPS is. This is magnified in a pennant race or the postseason.
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Was it just me, or was Devo falling more to the 1b side than usual on his delivery?


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« Reply #147 on: September 19, 2018, 08:29:03 am »
This is an important point, I think. Stats about past performance do not matter. All that matters is THIS game and now. When a hitter fails in a key AB in a winnable game, I get no consolation from someone’s telling me what his BA or the cursed OPS is. This is magnified in a pennant race or the postseason.

This is exactly why Gattis with 24 or 25 HR and 74 rbi can barely get an AB right now.   

I don't know whether this grind is wearing them down or getting them sharp.   But it is fun to grip the rail and watch.

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« Reply #148 on: September 19, 2018, 08:42:12 am »
This is exactly why Gattis with 24 or 25 HR and 74 rbi can barely get an AB right now.   

I don't know whether this grind is wearing them down or getting them sharp.   But it is fun to grip the rail and watch.

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Was it just me, or was Devo falling more to the 1b side than usual on his delivery?


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« Reply #150 on: September 19, 2018, 09:37:58 am »
I didn't think so, but it's hard to tell as it is normally so pronounced anyway.  I didn't think he looked any better last night.  He got his change over and one of those lefties just watched a few, but it didn't seem COD like.

He didn't get his tits ripped.  So that's a nice positive.  I didn't notice anything different in his delivery either, but wasn't really looking for it either.
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« Reply #151 on: September 19, 2018, 10:57:04 am »
Angels with a six run inning (so far) to lead 7-4 t6.

All sorts of weirdness this inning including an assist from an enormous lesbian in the Oakland version of Jackass Cove. She was ejected but her partner is still sitting there.

Finally saw the highlight.  I assume the fans were pissed something fierce as that was catchable by the RF. 

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« Reply #152 on: September 19, 2018, 12:17:55 pm »
Finally saw the highlight.  I assume the fans were pissed something fierce as that was catchable by the RF.

They boo'ed the replay. You'd be surprised what a racket seven hundred people can make when they really get their dander up.

But had they given the A's the out that would have been tremendously unfair because had Piscotty caught the ball, the runner on third most likely would have tagged.

So it was a fucked up situation all around.
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They boo'ed the replay. You'd be surprised what a racket seven hundred people can make when they really get their dander up.

But had they given the A's the out that would have been tremendously unfair because had Piscotty caught the ball, the runner on third most likely would have tagged.

So it was a fucked up situation all around.

On spectator interference, you rule is to nullify the interference.  That means awarding outs that would have been made, and placing runners where they would likely have ended up.  They certainly could have, and likely would have, allowed the runner at 3B to score, and possibly the runner at 2B to move to 3B. 
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« Reply #154 on: September 19, 2018, 02:58:13 pm »
I had never really considered the possible outcome of an out mentioned by Chuck or the out and run mentioned by HH.  I just assumed (wrongly of course) that if your own fans are stupid fuckers and prevent you from catching the out, then you pay.  That's why I figured the fans would be pissed.  You know, the Bartman scenario.

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« Reply #155 on: September 19, 2018, 03:31:41 pm »
Funny thing is, one of them had a glove and the other one didn't. The one without the glove was sitting next to the railing, which, in retrospect, seems like a lapse in judgement or at the very least a lack of foresight.

Reminiscent of Springer's attempt, she had the ball in her glove but in the end couldn't make the play. The ball trickled out of her glove and fell pathetically onto the dirt as Piscotty stood there channeling Alou.
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« Reply #156 on: September 19, 2018, 05:03:32 pm »
I had never really considered the possible outcome of an out mentioned by Chuck or the out and run mentioned by HH.  I just assumed (wrongly of course) that if your own fans are stupid fuckers and prevent you from catching the out, then you pay.  That's why I figured the fans would be pissed.  You know, the Bartman scenario.

The Bartman Play wasn’t interference as Alou was reaching over the railing. He would have caught the ball, but it was not in the field of play. In that case, the fielder reaches into the stands at his own risk. It wasn’t a “your fan” kind of thing.
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