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Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« on: August 10, 2018, 07:13:21 pm »
Let's get a lead then call time out.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2018, 07:15:12 pm »
Astros already won battle of the uniforms.

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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2018, 07:15:33 pm »
T1:

Haniger pops out F2 right over the plate
Span pops out F5 in foul territory on a nice over the shoulder catch by Bregman, who was near 2B on the shift
Segura flies out F9 on the first pitch

Good first inning by Cole...no score
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2018, 07:15:57 pm »
Astros already won battle of the uniforms.

If the battle is who can pick the ugliest...yeah, then win hands down.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2018, 07:17:57 pm »
If the battle is who can pick the ugliest...yeah, then win hands down.

Sit on it.

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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2018, 07:19:01 pm »
Doug Eddings off to a great start behind home. Rings Kemp up on a pitch 3 inches outside.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2018, 07:19:16 pm »
"That was terrible."
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2018, 07:20:17 pm »
Oh, great, more shitty balls-and-strikes. It really seems like the quality if going downhill. They're going to call themselves out of a job.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2018, 07:21:07 pm »
Foul ball.

Can it be appealed?

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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2018, 07:21:44 pm »
Great, a second out due to blindness.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:16 pm »
Fuck Doug Eddings
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:22 pm »
2 outs for the umpires.


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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:29 pm »
Foul ball.

Can it be appealed?

It can be appealed, but not reviewed. 
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:34 pm »
Doug Eddings off to a great start behind home. Rings Kemp up on a pitch 3 inches outside.

Well, buckle in, folks. The umps are 0 for 2 with 2 Astros hitters.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2018, 07:23:03 pm »
Fuck Doug Eddings

Yep.  That's his call to make.

Or to miss terribly.

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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2018, 07:23:09 pm »
Eddings off to a great start.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2018, 07:23:41 pm »
Also, Joe West looks like he ate the Goodyear Blimp.

Jesus, these guys are brutal.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2018, 07:24:06 pm »
B1:

Kemp...full count...called out looking at a pitch in his eyes two feet off the plate.  Terrible.
Bregman...taps back to the mount...Bregman arguing it was off his foot...which it clearly was...but that's not reviewable, so it's 1-3.  Everyone in the ballpark except the umpires saw it
Correa...3-0...walks
Reddick...strike one on a pitch that almost  bounces in the other box...grounds out 4-3

What a fucking train wreck Doug Eddings was that inning.  No score
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2018, 07:30:13 pm »
B1:

Kemp...full count...called out looking at a pitch in his eyes two feet off the plate.  Terrible.
Bregman...taps back to the mount...Bregman arguing it was off his foot...which it clearly was...but that's not reviewable, so it's 1-3.  Everyone in the ballpark except the umpires saw it
Correa...3-0...walks
Reddick...strike one on a pitch that almost  bounces in the other box...grounds out 4-3

What a fucking train wreck Doug Eddings was that inning.  No score

Pretty fucking embarrassing on the whole crew.

Any crew that Joe West is the boss of is going to be horrible, so it's not too surprising I suppose.
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Re: Ms @ Astros, August 10, 2018
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2018, 07:31:43 pm »
This umpiring is 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag
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