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Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2018, 09:43:13 am »
I suffered a catastrophic computer problem that necessitated professional help, causing me to miss the draft. I aspologize. However, the auto-draft gave me a B-, which is better than what I usually get. I promise to be an active owner this season. I'm excited for my Saints.

Sorry to hear about the computer issues, but glad they were able to be resolved.  Also, glad to have you playing in the league, as always.  And you should be excited about the Saints.  I thought they really turned a corner last season and Kamara is a stud, along with Brees.
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« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2018, 09:44:30 am »
I read my draft report card. I got a C. Then I was eviscerated with, "If you can't handle the heat, get out of the draft room. Corpse Killers folded under the pressure of this draft. Picking No. 10 overall, they were clearly unprepared. Mayonnaise, middle of the road, mediocre, All words that describe this draft. We have to trust Corpse Killers will make trades and player adds if they are to reach the playoffs."

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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2018, 12:47:15 pm »
I got tired of watching Chris Boswell miss FGs and PATs for the Steelers and my fantasy team, so I dropped him and picked up Mason Crosby. Crosby's first action today? Missed PAT.
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« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2018, 01:06:48 pm »
I benched Goff (42.09 points) about thirty minutes before Thursday's game.
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Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2018, 01:42:42 pm »
I’m third in the league in points, and I’m 1-2.


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« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2018, 02:14:33 pm »
Doyce is going to get healthy against me today.
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« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2018, 05:14:53 pm »
Doyce is going to get healthy against me today.
It's a good thing because I'm getting my ass kicked pretty hard in my work league.

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« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2018, 05:31:53 pm »
Starter: R Wilson  4.93 points   Bench: Goff 42.09 points  Coach: WFW
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« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2018, 06:15:57 pm »
It's a good thing because I'm getting my ass kicked pretty hard in my work league.

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You must not have Kamara in that league. That guy is GOOD!
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« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2018, 06:18:09 pm »
You must not have Kamara in that league. That guy is GOOD!
Funny thing is Kamara and Michael Thomas were my first 2 picks in both leagues. I'm 5-1 coming into today in both leagues combined

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Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2018, 11:42:38 am »
Starter: R Wilson  4.93 points   Bench: Goff 42.09 points  Coach: WFW

In another league, I started Wilson and benched Derek Carr (nearly 500 yards 4 touchdowns and a two point conversion), so I feel your pain.
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Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2018, 11:43:27 am »
Funny thing is Kamara and Michael Thomas were my first 2 picks in both leagues. I'm 5-1 coming into today in both leagues combined

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Kamara is ridiculous.  He does nothing for a half and winds up with three touchdowns yesterday.
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« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2018, 07:15:51 am »
Unvbelievable. I bench Stafford in favor of Mariota, who gets less than two points, but I still beat Chuck in a high scoring affair.
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« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2018, 06:23:59 pm »
Unvbelievable. I bench Stafford in favor of Mariota, who gets less than two points, but I still beat Chuck in a high scoring affair.

Thursday night I got an entirely unexpected 19 points out of Ebron (TE), and I was feeling pretty good about things. Then everybody took Sunday off and I got destroyed. And my genius move of dropping Boswell as my kicker and picking Mason Crosby was a spectacular failure, as Crosby missed three FG attempts and a PAT. Womp womp.
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« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2018, 07:07:27 pm »
Thursday night I got an entirely unexpected 19 points out of Ebron (TE), and I was feeling pretty good about things. Then everybody took Sunday off and I got destroyed. And my genius move of dropping Boswell as my kicker and picking Mason Crosby was a spectacular failure, as Crosby missed FOUR FG attempts and a PAT. Womp womp.

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« Reply #55 on: October 08, 2018, 07:10:18 pm »
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Re: OWA 2018 Fantasy Football
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2018, 08:12:10 pm »
Thursday night I got an entirely unexpected 19 points out of Ebron (TE), and I was feeling pretty good about things. Then everybody took Sunday off and I got destroyed. And my genius move of dropping Boswell as my kicker and picking Mason Crosby was a spectacular failure, as Crosby missed three FG attempts and a PAT. Womp womp.

Thanks for dropping so many points!    It seems this year my team has only been able to stay alive by the other team having disasters.

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« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2018, 06:02:46 pm »
Thanks for dropping so many points!    It seems this year my team has only been able to stay alive by the other team having disasters.
Disaster describes my whole season thus far.


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« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2018, 08:20:44 am »
32 points from the Denver defense. Wow.
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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2018, 05:48:06 pm »
32 points from the Denver defense. Wow.

And 2.80 points from Demarius Thomas. Thanks a bunch.
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy