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Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« on: June 24, 2018, 01:22:57 pm »
Cole starts K, BB, BB, K.

Marwin at 2b today. Kemp in LF.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2018, 01:25:23 pm »
Bregman spears a screaming liner to end the top of the first.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2018, 01:26:56 pm »
So Altuve gets three days off on the last six days.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2018, 01:28:07 pm »
So Altuve gets three days off on the last six days.

He's at DH.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2018, 01:29:33 pm »
BREAKING: Bregman did not find a razor this morning.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2018, 01:31:17 pm »
Glad those 2 walks and 2 SBs were nullified by Bregman's grab.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2018, 01:32:33 pm »
BREAKING: Bregman did not find a razor this morning.

Altuve’s 5:00 shadow is filled in better than Bergman’s pornstacbe.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2018, 01:32:43 pm »
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2018, 01:33:20 pm »
Damn. Gordon's a legit gold glover.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2018, 01:33:52 pm »
Don't hit it near Gordon!

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2018, 01:33:54 pm »
Altuve’s 5:00 shadow is filled in better than Bergman’s pornstacbe.

Bregman looks like Chris Hansen's about to tell him to take a seat.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2018, 01:33:57 pm »
Damn Gordon is solid out there. Thought that was off the wall for sure.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2018, 01:34:26 pm »
I am tired of watching Gordon play a flawless left field against the Astros.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2018, 01:36:12 pm »
Springer has now taken 16 straight pithes. MoBerg stands there staring in awe.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2018, 01:37:18 pm »
Springer has now taken 16 straight pithes. MoBerg stands there staring in awe.

Then he sweeps the dirt with his front foot and gets set to continue watching.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2018, 01:39:31 pm »
Cole needs a couple of 8-10 pitch innings.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2018, 01:41:09 pm »
Same spot as Herrera's triple Friday night.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2018, 01:42:17 pm »
Stassi gets a 2U after Almonte's triple when Almonte runs into the out.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2018, 01:42:41 pm »
Ha!

Thanks for the idiotic base running, KC.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2018, 01:43:06 pm »
Mondesia bounces 4-6, and we're mid-2, 0-0.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2018, 01:43:43 pm »
Nice to be on the winning end of basepath idiocy for a change.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2018, 01:45:30 pm »
Ok gang, we went over this last week:

Hit it OVER Gordon in left.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2018, 01:46:28 pm »
Thank you for paying attention, Yuli.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2018, 01:47:30 pm »
Gurriel and Reddick go double-single to put runners on corners with nobody out.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2018, 01:47:31 pm »
“That ball got pineappled”


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2018, 01:50:00 pm »
“That ball got pineappled”


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Blummer delivers another gem.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2018, 01:55:03 pm »
Based juices. I feel very good with Kemp at the dish here.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2018, 01:55:26 pm »
Bases juiced for Kemp.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2018, 01:55:37 pm »
A bases-loaded catchers interference starts the vaunting.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2018, 01:56:29 pm »
KC decides to dick stomp a run in.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2018, 01:56:35 pm »
Springer finally swings, but it's a soft liner to short for the second out.
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« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2018, 01:56:38 pm »
George, please don’t watch a fastball go by unchallenged.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2018, 01:56:45 pm »
Damn I thought springer had a hit there.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2018, 01:59:26 pm »
Bases loaded walk to Bregman makes it 2-0, Altuve drives one up the middle for a 2 RBI single.

4-0.

Told you the vaunting had commenced.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2018, 01:59:27 pm »
Altuve vaunts a little.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2018, 01:59:52 pm »
‘Tuve is $$$$$!!!!!!


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2018, 02:00:24 pm »
Altuve comes thru!

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2018, 02:02:29 pm »
Correa walks to re-load the bases, and we're back to Yuli.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2018, 02:04:20 pm »
Nice that the scorekeeper's dilemma of batting around comes into play.

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« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2018, 02:04:39 pm »
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2018, 02:04:46 pm »
YULI CRAWFORD FUCKING BOXES.

8-0 AND WE ARE FINALLY VAUNTING OVER THIS CRAP TEAM.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #41 on: June 24, 2018, 02:04:48 pm »
La Pina!!!!! Pineappled another one.


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« Reply #42 on: June 24, 2018, 02:05:16 pm »
That ball got pineappled!!!!

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« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2018, 02:05:19 pm »
Blummer is right, you could sort of feel that coming from Yuli.


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« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2018, 02:05:32 pm »
Kids who are learning to score today are getting a crash course.
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« Reply #45 on: June 24, 2018, 02:05:43 pm »
Damn! I was hoping for a crooked number this inning.
He breezed him, one more time!

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« Reply #46 on: June 24, 2018, 02:06:26 pm »
Damn! I was hoping for a crooked number this inning.

Snowman. I'm very familiar with the number.
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« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2018, 02:07:34 pm »
Damn! I was hoping for a crooked number this inning.

Ha.

Multiply this inning x 18 and you'll see why I stopped playing golf.

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« Reply #48 on: June 24, 2018, 02:08:01 pm »
Snowman. I'm very familiar with the number.
Those are ouchos.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #49 on: June 24, 2018, 02:11:27 pm »
Verlander probably asked Cole what it’s like to have an 8 run lead.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #50 on: June 24, 2018, 02:12:18 pm »
Cole gets an easy 1-2-3 inning.

Mid 3, 8-0.
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« Reply #51 on: June 24, 2018, 02:12:59 pm »
I'm guessing HH is conflicted with respect to today's unis.

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« Reply #52 on: June 24, 2018, 02:14:30 pm »
Verlander probably asked Cole what it’s like to have an 8 run lead.


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« Reply #53 on: June 24, 2018, 02:17:49 pm »
Kemp with a 2-out single. God I love having him in the 9 spot.
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« Reply #54 on: June 24, 2018, 02:19:29 pm »
Springer strikes out to end the third, and he's just struggling horribly.
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« Reply #55 on: June 24, 2018, 02:20:25 pm »
Somebody should invite George to the party.
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« Reply #56 on: June 24, 2018, 02:22:11 pm »
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« Reply #57 on: June 24, 2018, 02:23:30 pm »
Lucas Duda goes upper deck to make it 8-1.
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« Reply #58 on: June 24, 2018, 02:23:55 pm »
Innis is so awkward.  I’m blaming that homer on his interview.

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« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2018, 02:26:09 pm »
That dad allowing Bart Ennis to talk to his little girl probably had Mark nearly calling Child Protective Services.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2018, 02:33:55 pm »
Cole gets out with only a walk as further damage, but he's over 80 pitches through 4.

8-1 Astros.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2018, 02:40:00 pm »
Another Alex Bregman replay fail


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« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2018, 02:42:33 pm »
Another Alex Bregman replay fail


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I wouldn't watch replay of that mustache either.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2018, 02:44:27 pm »
Nice base running!


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2018, 02:48:43 pm »
Bregman tries to draw an HBP off his hand via replay, but no dice.
Altuve reaches on a routine E5.
Correa pops to RF.
Yuli doubles down the LF line, Altuve holds at 3b, SS mishandles the relay, runners move up 90'. 9-1
Reddick walks, Hammel's got to be wondering what he has to do to get relieved.
Marwin drills one right at the RF.

End 4, 9-1.
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« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2018, 02:49:19 pm »
Time to get up and get a few things done. Someone else can take PBP.
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« Reply #66 on: June 24, 2018, 03:04:01 pm »
Poor George. GIDP on a hard hit ball.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #67 on: June 24, 2018, 03:08:17 pm »
Time to get up and get a few things done. Someone else can take PBP.
You might be interested in knowing that Bregman shaved his moustache during the game.
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #68 on: June 24, 2018, 03:08:19 pm »
Bregman shaved his mustache off during the game?
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #69 on: June 24, 2018, 03:13:07 pm »
McHugh in relief is a little like Gagne lite.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #70 on: June 24, 2018, 03:13:20 pm »
Bregman shaved his mustache off during the game?

Yes.

Sparks speculated that a cat may have licked it off.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #71 on: June 24, 2018, 03:15:03 pm »
You might be interested in knowing that Bregman shaved his moustache during the game.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #72 on: June 24, 2018, 03:53:48 pm »
The Dodgers have hit 7 homers today at Citi Field. They have 8 runs total.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #73 on: June 24, 2018, 04:00:31 pm »
The Dodgers have hit 7 homers today at Citi Field. They have 8 runs total.

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #74 on: June 24, 2018, 04:04:32 pm »
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #75 on: June 24, 2018, 04:16:45 pm »
Giles pitched well.
With an eight run lead.
It can be done.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #76 on: June 24, 2018, 04:17:36 pm »
I think George’s struggles at the plate has affected his fortnight dance. He seemed kind of lethargic on that one. But a nice win!


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #77 on: June 24, 2018, 04:40:45 pm »
What was the story behind Bregman shaving during the game?
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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #78 on: June 24, 2018, 07:30:06 pm »
What was the story behind Bregman shaving during the game?
I don’t know that any details about it were released, just that TV had noticed he had shaved.

I’m assuming he was hoping that shaving it would change his luck at the plate....though it didn’t help.


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Re: Royals @ Astros, June 24, 2018
« Reply #79 on: June 24, 2018, 07:37:53 pm »
What was the story behind Bregman shaving during the game?

Cole said the stache was DFA'd.