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No mo Cano
« on: May 15, 2018, 01:08:36 pm »
Robinson Cano suspended 80 games for PED, per ESPN.
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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2018, 01:21:45 pm »
Robinson Cano suspended 80 games for PED, per ESPN.

Whoa. That's a big one.

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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2018, 03:45:43 pm »
He's an Astros Killer. Fuck him.

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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2018, 03:47:50 pm »
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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2018, 03:49:42 pm »
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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2018, 12:34:06 am »
Does his injury impact when the suspension begins?
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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 12:38:13 am »
Does his injury impact when the suspension begins?

They said in the game tonight that he can serve the suspension while on the DL, the difference being that he will not be paid for the time he is suspended.

I think they said he is not eligible for the postseason.

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Re: No mo Cano
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2018, 10:49:30 pm »
Robinson Cano-no.
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