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Re: The Last Jedi [spoiler alert]
« Reply #140 on: April 17, 2019, 11:34:45 am »
Rey found Luke because Poe gave her the map, not because of any ability.


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Re: The Last Jedi [spoiler alert]
« Reply #141 on: April 17, 2019, 05:21:41 pm »
Rey found Luke because Poe gave her the map, not because of any ability.

...after R2 just magically awoke from years in a droid-coma with the other 99% of the map.  🙄
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Re: The Last Jedi [spoiler alert]
« Reply #142 on: April 17, 2019, 07:13:01 pm »
...after R2 just magically awoke from years in a droid-coma with the other 99% of the map.  🙄

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Re: The Last Jedi [spoiler alert]
« Reply #143 on: April 18, 2019, 11:06:40 am »
...after R2 just magically awoke from years in a droid-coma with the other 99% of the map.  🙄

With all my fanboi might, I was never able to reconcile in my mind how that happened.  Best I could come up with was Yoda and the other deceased Jedi braintrust willed it to happen to wake up the slumbering Luke. It’s a pretty unsatisfying rationale though.
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Re: The Last Jedi [spoiler alert]
« Reply #144 on: April 18, 2019, 11:16:14 am »
With all my fanboi might, I was never able to reconcile in my mind how that happened.  Best I could come up with was Yoda and the other deceased Jedi braintrust willed it to happen to wake up the slumbering Luke. It’s a pretty unsatisfying rationale though.

It's so inexplicably stupid. There were a thousand better ways to do the map thing.