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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:38 pm »
Are they gonna go to the studio every inning?

Whoever thought it would be cute to tell the desk guys to yell shit right as they cut back to the field should be punched right in the babymaker.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:47 pm »
Woo! Yuli DGAD

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:54 pm »
I ordered 100 Yuli jerseys yesterday. I wish they would get here.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2017, 04:30:12 pm »
YDGD
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He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2017, 04:30:39 pm »
T2:

Bregman takes a hanging breaking ball right down the middle for strike one...grounds out 3U, Gurriel to 3B
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #65 on: October 18, 2017, 04:30:43 pm »
YDGAD
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2017, 04:31:04 pm »
Time for Beltran to stick it to his old team.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2017, 04:31:47 pm »
 The swing from Bregman  wasn't bad.   

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2017, 04:32:20 pm »
HH could you please share that a run was scored by the astros already??
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2017, 04:32:33 pm »
Jesus Fucking Christ, Meals. That was SIX FUCKING INCHES outside.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2017, 04:33:13 pm »
Buck "strike"

Smoltz: "this balls outside"

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2017, 04:33:43 pm »
Buck "strike"

Smoltz: "this balls outside"

Totally changes the at bat. Fuck this piece of shit.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2017, 04:33:44 pm »
T2:

Beltran...infield in...takes strike one on the corner...ball down...takes strike two six inches off the plate...ball down...rolls over and hits a soft grounder to 2B...4-3
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2017, 04:34:17 pm »
I just don't understand why Beltran is hitting so high in the order.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2017, 04:35:10 pm »
Is there anyone who doesn't know Marwin is getting another curveball here?
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2017, 04:35:19 pm »
Marwin has been totally lost at the plate this series. 
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2017, 04:35:49 pm »
T2:

Marwin takes a hanger down the middle for strike one...fouls one at his ankles...taps back the mound

Leadoff double wasted as they can't hit the ball out of the infield...No score
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2017, 04:36:10 pm »
I just don't understand why Beltran is hitting so high in the order.

Because he got a hit yesterday as opposed to most of the team.  But yeah, I don't even understand why he has gotten four starts. 
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2017, 04:36:27 pm »
T2:

Marwin takes a hanger down the middle for strike one...fouls one at his ankles...taps back the mound

Leadoff double wasted as they can't hit the ball out of the infield...No score

The shitty trend of taking fat ones continues.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2017, 04:36:46 pm »
Marwin has been totally lost at the plate this series.

Along with Springer, Reddick, Beltran, Bregman, McCann and Gattis.
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