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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:51 pm »
I hate the Yankees so much.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:57 pm »
It would be FUCKING WONDERFUL if Correa would sit back and wait for ball JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME in this shithole of a ballpark.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2017, 04:18:36 pm »
It would be FUCKING WONDERFUL if Correa would sit back and wait for ball JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME in this shithole of a ballpark.

Every hitter in the lineup is trying to yank a cheap home run.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2017, 04:19:34 pm »
It would be FUCKING WONDERFUL if Correa would sit back and wait for ball JUST ONE GODDAMN TIME in this shithole of a ballpark.

Considering Springer's lazy fly ball drifted to the freaking warning track they'd good advice

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2017, 04:21:03 pm »
B1:

Gardner swings and misses...taps back to the mound...1-3
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2017, 04:22:38 pm »
Let's keep this between us, but I'm about to start drinking vodka because I am certain that I didn't drink any vodka during the last two games.


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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2017, 04:23:24 pm »
Good to see Meals has a strike zone for the Yankee hitters and one for Astros hitters. Unsurprisingly, the Yankees one is about 4 inches wider across.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2017, 04:23:32 pm »
B1:

Judge...strike one on the corner...ball inside...ball down...ball just misses outside...Keuchel barking...strike down the middle...full up...PONCHE!
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2017, 04:25:35 pm »
B1:

Sanchez...swinging strike...ball high...foul...swinging strike...

No score
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2017, 04:26:13 pm »
COME ON, BOYS! SIT BACK AND ROCK THIS SLOP JAR FULL OF NUTS!
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2017, 04:26:21 pm »
Sit down!!!

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2017, 04:27:13 pm »
Did he just call the Yankee hitters "Slutters"?
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2017, 04:28:09 pm »
So they are going to those guys after every half inning?  Which is worse them or Buck?
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2017, 04:28:27 pm »
I couldn't go to tonight's game after last night's experience.  It was way too scary wearing Astros stuff at Yankee Stadium last night.  People were way too drunk.  So I'm really happy to be watching the game with you guys tonight.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2017, 04:28:30 pm »
Are they gonna go to the studio every inning?

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2017, 04:28:44 pm »
I couldn't go to tonight's game after last night's experience.  It was way too scary wearing Astros stuff at Yankee Stadium last night.  People were way too drunk.  So I'm really happy to be watching the game with you guys tonight.

Smart choice.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2017, 04:28:50 pm »
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:17 pm »
T2:

Gurriel...ball one in the dirt...ball two away...doubles to LF
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:22 pm »
I love this guy.  Serious man love for Yuli.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2017, 04:29:28 pm »
 Yuli don't give a damn!!!!!