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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2017, 04:04:42 pm »
Also the beer selection here is embarrassingly bad.
Don't think twice, it's alright.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2017, 04:04:52 pm »
Time for Bregman to return to form.   He was so solid the second half.

And Springer might want to pounce on a first pitch FB if they're gonna freaking groove them.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2017, 04:05:02 pm »
Here's hoping that it's the south side of the north-south divide that has the joy today.  I want us to be in the joy division.
An American League pennant would certainly be an unknown pleasure.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2017, 04:05:19 pm »
I hate those orange jerseys.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2017, 04:07:03 pm »
So they just described Judge as "a matinee idol who has earned the adoration of the masses."

Well that settles that.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2017, 04:08:44 pm »
Pettitte just threw out the first pitch in a Yankmees jacket.
He's dead to me.
This offense shall not be forgotten.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2017, 04:09:13 pm »
Thomas, Hernandez, Ortiz, and A-rod all predict a Yankee win.  I hope the Astros get that win, not that it will shut any of their biased pie holes up.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2017, 04:10:15 pm »
I expect shadows to be a factor for the first 2-3 innings.
Shadowplay is always a factor.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2017, 04:11:26 pm »
This offense shall not be forgotten.

Definitely feels like a fuck you to the Astros/ fans.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2017, 04:12:32 pm »
I hate those orange jerseys.
I hate those cans. And 4 p.m. start times.
Where the fuck is Toro?

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2017, 04:13:21 pm »
T1:

Springer checks his swing on ball one...ball down and away...strike one at the shins...fouled back...flies out F9
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2017, 04:13:29 pm »
I thought a DH hitting 7th was sad, until I saw where they have Hedy.  Sanchez batting 3rd is interesting, given a 4 for 23 post-season average.

Need Keuchel to be at his witchy best this afternoon.

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2017, 04:14:31 pm »
Shitty strike zone so far

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2017, 04:14:43 pm »
T1:

Reddick takes ball one outside...takes strike one a little further outside...grounds out 3-1
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2017, 04:14:52 pm »
I hate those cans. And 4 p.m. start times.
I hate the fuckin yankees.
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2017, 04:16:25 pm »
Suck it,  Frazier

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2017, 04:16:32 pm »
T1:

Altuve swings and misses...foul...quickly 0-2...grounds to 3B...Frazier kicks it...E5
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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:26 pm »
Shitty strike zone so far

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Re: ALCS Game 5: Astros @ Yankees, Oct 18, 2017
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:32 pm »
T1:

Correa rolls over on a meatball and dribbles one to 3B...5-3

No score
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