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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #80 on: October 16, 2017, 07:41:11 pm »

Sabathia’s belly fat swirls counter clockwise down there. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #81 on: October 16, 2017, 07:41:56 pm »
Morton just made Bird look like Tweetie Pie. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #82 on: October 16, 2017, 07:42:45 pm »
The Bronx Bunters part deux. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #83 on: October 16, 2017, 07:43:50 pm »
He absolutely flinched towards second. 
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2017, 07:44:20 pm »
Poke his ass with the glove Marwin!

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2017, 07:44:39 pm »
He absolutely flinched towards second.
Twice.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2017, 07:45:08 pm »
He absolutely flinched towards second.

All calls, 20-80 or better, will go to the Yankees. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2017, 07:45:21 pm »
The FS1 pitch tracker is off by about 8 inches.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #88 on: October 16, 2017, 07:46:31 pm »
C'om Charlie.  Make the commentators cry.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2017, 07:47:19 pm »
well fuck
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #90 on: October 16, 2017, 07:47:34 pm »
And MMP is a bandbox?


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #91 on: October 16, 2017, 07:47:35 pm »
Arghh.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #92 on: October 16, 2017, 07:47:50 pm »
well fuck

Two fucking bullshit excuse me hits and Morton crumbles like a dry cracker to a fucking scrub.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #93 on: October 16, 2017, 07:48:09 pm »
dink, doink, oops!

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #94 on: October 16, 2017, 07:48:27 pm »
Minute maid is a hitters park eh? Fuck

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #95 on: October 16, 2017, 07:49:09 pm »
Minute maid is a hitters park eh? Fuck

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #96 on: October 16, 2017, 07:49:14 pm »
Well sometimes round up, I am a fisherman too...

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #97 on: October 16, 2017, 07:49:39 pm »
Two fucking bullshit excuse me hits and Morton crumbles like a dry cracker to a fucking scrub.
That wasn't meat by any means.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #98 on: October 16, 2017, 07:49:40 pm »
Swinging bunt, dying quail and a one handed 911 hack dinger over the little league fence.  I hate the fucking Yankees. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #99 on: October 16, 2017, 07:49:54 pm »
How the hell did he hit that out?
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