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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2017, 07:12:48 pm »
If CC Sabathia only weighs 300 pounds, I'll eat my stupid Angels good luck hat.

Didn't they say he weighs at least 300 lbs?
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« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2017, 07:13:18 pm »
Bregman seems smart at the plate. 
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« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2017, 07:14:26 pm »
Didn't they say he weighs at least 300 lbs?

I'm sure they used a truck stop scale to get the measurement.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2017, 07:15:50 pm »
Cedarstrom better fucking give Morton 3 inches off the outside corner to Charlie too. He's already called 3 on the Astros.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2017, 07:16:05 pm »
Springer is lunging at everything.


Is he at least keeping his hips in?   They’re nice hips. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2017, 07:17:33 pm »
Cedarstrom better fucking give Morton 3 inches off the outside corner to Charlie too. He's already called 3 on the Astros.

Yeah those were some generous strikes.  Particularly strike 2 to Altuve.

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« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2017, 07:18:57 pm »
"I think one thing Girardi wants to avoid is looking like there is any panic in the way he sets up his lineup."

... WAT?
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2017, 07:19:56 pm »
Yeah those were some generous strikes.  Particularly strike 2 to Altuve.

And there's our answer. Nope.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2017, 07:20:28 pm »
Nobody else doing PBP?

I'll do it, but I've been shitty luck.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2017, 07:22:07 pm »
I'll do it

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2017, 07:22:16 pm »
Gardner’s jawline strikes out. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2017, 07:24:01 pm »
I think the radar in New York needs to be adjusted.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2017, 07:24:20 pm »
One beer down.  Black bean chili in the pot.  If we lose, you can blame my meatless chili.  I can take the heat (because it’s full of peppers, jalapeños, cumin, chili powder and cayenne. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2017, 07:25:11 pm »
The Bronx Bunters. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2017, 07:25:40 pm »
Bottom 1

Morton Ks Eckstein-Gardner on a nasty breaking ball

He then fans Judge on 3 pitches,  dusting him off a slider

Grigorious bunts the shift for a single, then promptly gets picked the fuck off first after sticking in the dirt sliding back.

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2017, 07:26:14 pm »
He Willie Mays Hayes’d that slide. 
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2017, 07:26:20 pm »
Man, Morton looks filthy tonight.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2017, 07:27:04 pm »
Always thought Didi was a stick in the mud.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2017, 07:28:14 pm »
Man, Morton looks filthy tonight.

But surely not as filthy as C.C. Sabathia.  There's nothing else to talk about in this game. 
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2017, 07:29:07 pm »
What's Carlos looking for?
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