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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2017, 06:35:48 pm »
Papi teaching the Yankees to hit. They were "all flying open" all game... I guess Verlander is just a scrub.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2017, 06:38:45 pm »
Commercial break 2.

Watched Joe Maddon throw a temper tantum about the media questioning him using Lackey.

Beltran called out AROD for not Facetiming him anymore.

Plenty of Yankee highlights coming up. Astros nowhere to be found.

Also, they mentioned the Astros offense is all Altuve and Correa... I guess nevermind that .500 hitting Pineapple the Good Guys have.

Hernandez did mention how fundamentally sound the Astros are and don't beat themselves.

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2017, 06:39:02 pm »
38 minutes in, a feature on Altuve.

This is the first Astros feature so far other than 20 seconds of Beltran shitting on ARod.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2017, 06:41:01 pm »
Papi -

People don't talk about it, but Altuve is on the level of Mike Trout. He does everything.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2017, 06:46:59 pm »
BTW Charlie Morton is pitching tonight, but he grew up a Yankees fan. Now let's hear a feature on Sabathia!

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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2017, 06:47:23 pm »
Papi -

People don't talk about it, but Altuve is on the level of Mike Trout. He does everything.


That was breathtakingly patronizing. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2017, 06:48:00 pm »
CC's never looked better.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2017, 06:48:35 pm »
Fuck all those guys.  I'd rather be rich than famous.  Just win.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2017, 06:48:35 pm »
38 minutes in, a feature on Altuve.

This is the first Astros feature so far other than 20 seconds of Beltran shitting on ARod.


That feature was terrible.  I have learned more about that random bloke from the Bronx than I have about Altuve. 


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2017, 06:51:11 pm »
Papi -

People don't talk about it, but Altuve is on the level of Mike Trout. He does everything.


He also intimidated that it’s Altuve’s short strike zone that helps because it forces the pitcher to pitch low.   Even I know that Altuve can smoik a pitch at eye level back from whence it came. 

Do these guys even watch a single fucking game before pontificating?


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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2017, 06:52:53 pm »
That was an hour of my life I can't get back.

Buster was the smart one. He pulled the ripcord and went to sleep in the living room 15 minutes in.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2017, 06:53:46 pm »
I have used the Worrell button the entire time.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2017, 06:59:25 pm »
Also, Frank Thomas makes Big Papi look tiny.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2017, 07:00:15 pm »
Arod is fucking deplorable as a TV Personality.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2017, 07:00:34 pm »
Arod is fucking deplorable as a TV Personality.

So much so I'm looking forward to hearing SmarmyFuck Joe Buck.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2017, 07:01:45 pm »
I think I'm going to bed now since the game's over. 
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2017, 07:08:05 pm »
Good lord. Rosenthal looks like somone's snotty little brother with that giant bowtie.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2017, 07:08:58 pm »
Good lord. Rosenthal looks like somone's snotty little brother with that giant bowtie.

Hey, you got a problem with snotty little brothers with giant bowties?
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2017, 07:10:35 pm »
Springer is lunging at everything.
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Re: ALCS Game 3 -- Astros vs. Yankees
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2017, 07:11:52 pm »
If CC Sabathia only weighs 300 pounds, I'll eat my stupid Angels good luck hat.
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