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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2017, 02:39:48 pm »
I wish they would give a quick camera shot of the box, I want to see if these fuckers are wearing red sox jerseys.

They weren't before the game, but i don't want to know what their underoos look like.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2017, 02:40:33 pm »
WTF was he talking about McCann's foot not being on the plate?  Seriously stupid shit coming out of his mouth.

Yeah, looked like he was easily on the plate long enough.

The only drawback so far this postseason is realizing Asswipe Peirzinski is still around and actually calling games. 

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2017, 02:42:47 pm »
Bregman needs to feed the monster!
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2017, 02:43:13 pm »
Yeah, looked like he was easily on the plate long enough.

The only drawback so far this postseason is realizing Asswipe Peirzinski is still around and actually calling games.

I think Peirzinski is a great pickup for Fox.  During the void he can do political commentary. 
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2017, 02:47:01 pm »
I think Peirzinski is a great pickup for Fox.  During the void he can do political commentary.

And he's probably sexually assaulted at least three women during his lifetime.


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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2017, 02:48:48 pm »
Top 3:

Altuve singles into center—ho-hum.
Correa GIDP 6-4-3. Three pitches so far this inning from Kelly.
Marwin laces a single into left-center. Kelly looking eminently hittable.
Red Sox slowing the game to a crawl to warm-up Price.
1 pitch thrown to Bregman in 5 minutes. 0-1, 1-1, 2-1, 2-2, hammers it to right for the third fucking out. Kelly got the shit kicked out of him and emerged unscathed.

3-1 visitors.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2017, 02:49:20 pm »
If there was ever a chance I'd own a Hyundai, it's dead.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2017, 02:52:32 pm »
If there was ever a chance I'd own a Hyundai, it's dead.

Dunno what that is based on but the fact they are big chunks of crap is my reason.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2017, 02:59:11 pm »
Good thing Reddick was practicing baseball fundamentals that 30 out of 30 RFers would do. Otherwise it would have been an inside the park homerun. Like little league. -AJ
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2017, 03:02:31 pm »
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2017, 03:03:37 pm »
So, it's going to be a slugfest today..

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2017, 03:04:07 pm »
Pilsbury Doughboy ate up our lefty specialist.


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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2017, 03:04:23 pm »
And he's probably sexually assaulted at least three women during his lifetime.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2017, 03:04:28 pm »
Hey Frankie, you only need to get one out,
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« Reply #54 on: October 08, 2017, 03:05:00 pm »
So Springer holding up and letting a catchable 3rd out drop has cost us the lead.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #55 on: October 08, 2017, 03:05:06 pm »
Need more vaunting to put these Massholes in their place.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2017, 03:07:34 pm »
These announcers are beyond horrible. Makes me yearn for Ashby.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #57 on: October 08, 2017, 03:08:08 pm »
so now we face Price with our first deficit?  Let's go guys.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2017, 03:08:33 pm »
Bottom 4:

Benintendi, full count, K’s swinging on an outside fastball.
Jerry Peacock, sporting layered collared shirts, representing for Slim’s Fish Camp, watches as his son K’s Betts swinging, again on a full-count after getting squeezed on 2-2.
Moreland doubles off the CF wall. Please please let us beat the Red Sox and put Moreland on ice until ‘18.
Strom to the mound once more.
Ramirez singles just over Marwin’s fucking glove and advances to second on what’s deemed his error. 3-2.
And that’s it for Jerry’s son. Goddamnit. Here comes who, Musgrove?
Note to Astros pitchers: the plan to throw fastballs by Hanley Ramirez has completely stopped working.
Liriano in to face Devers, who feasts off of LH pitching.
Devers quickly homers to right and the Red Sox lead for the first time in the series.
Leon, because he is a Red Sox catcher facing the Astros, singles into left.
JBJ hits a laser right at Yuli G. for an out. Astros pitchers get the shit kicked out of them and emerge scathed.

4-3 Sawx.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2017, 03:10:15 pm »
Maybe the BBGs want the Astros to beat Price.  Everyone is human.
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