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ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« on: October 08, 2017, 01:37:02 pm »
Here we go, ladies and gents.

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2017, 01:38:00 pm »
Beltran at DH batting 7th.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2017, 01:41:46 pm »
I’ll take PBP

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2017, 01:42:41 pm »
Good afternoon to score some runs!!!
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2017, 01:48:13 pm »
Correa. Beast.


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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2017, 01:48:31 pm »
Correa is making a bid to not walk Altuve.

HR!!  3-0 already and only 1 out.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2017, 01:50:18 pm »
Holy shit what a blast

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2017, 01:52:10 pm »
If only there was some kind of NSFW analogy for what the Astros are doing to Fister. 
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2017, 01:54:29 pm »
Top 1:

Springer leads off with a liner into right for a single, advances to second on a first pitch PB.
Reddick knocks him in with a single to center, takes second on the throw.
Red Sox crowd is pensive at best.
Altuve advances Reddick with a hard grounder to second. 1 down.
Correa! CORREA! Full count skyscraping two-run shibby to center!
Enter the boo birds!
Kelly warming up.
Marwin, swinging 3-0, grounds out on an excellent play by Bogaerts up the middle. Interesting green light when a walk might’ve knocked Fister.
Bregman K’s looking to end the inning.

Astros up three-nil.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2017, 01:56:40 pm »
If only there was some kind of NSFW analogy for what the Astros are doing to Fister.

If nothing like that exists I guess you'll just have to pull something out of your ass.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2017, 02:01:35 pm »
If only there was some kind of NSFW analogy for what the Astros are doing to Fister. 
Is *this* what a Hanley Ramirez is?

A Hanley Fister?
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2017, 02:04:07 pm »
Bottom 1:

Bogaerts grounds out 4-3 on Peacock’s second pitch.
Peacock throwing peas. Pedroia staying alive. Groundball singles into center.
Benintendi F9 first pitch.
Betts, 3-2, K’s swinging!

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2017, 02:06:12 pm »
That was the best half inning of starting pitching we've seen this series.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2017, 02:08:19 pm »
Yuli!!!

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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2017, 02:09:29 pm »
Are they really ready to pull Fister after 1 inning?  I know it is their season, but their bullpen isn't a strength is it?
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2017, 02:10:37 pm »
Fistahh is now one of my cherished ex-Astros.


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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2017, 02:10:56 pm »
Guess they are.

And I still think Red Sox fans are the worst in baseball.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2017, 02:11:13 pm »
Wow!   1 1/3rd, 3 runs and an early shower.  That’s a punch up the jacksie if ever I saw one. 
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2017, 02:11:14 pm »
Wow. 1.1 innings.
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Re: ALDS Game 3: Astros vs. Red Sox
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2017, 02:11:21 pm »
Agent Fister out of the game.