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Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« on: September 17, 2017, 02:22:46 pm »
Verlander looking sharp through four.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2017, 02:23:19 pm »
Let's get some runs and clinch this thing!


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2017, 02:26:37 pm »
The Astros can’t hit Moore.  Not sure why, but they sure seem impotent.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2017, 02:34:48 pm »
Fisher!!!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2017, 02:35:05 pm »
2run homer in the 5th

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2017, 02:35:18 pm »
Derek fisher flashes some power!


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2017, 02:35:40 pm »
Never doubted the decision to turn over left field to him for a second...


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2017, 02:36:35 pm »
Yehaw! Fisher hooked a 2 run homer to CF.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2017, 02:37:59 pm »
Derek Friggin' Fisher!!!
Go 'Stros!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2017, 02:46:53 pm »
Was Correa's fly ball deep? Why a pitching change? Can we have some PBP? I am in Cally, and. cheerleading  just goes so far.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2017, 02:48:41 pm »
Was Correa's fly ball deep? Why a pitching change? Can we have some PBP? I am in Cally, and. cheerleading  just goes so far.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2017, 02:48:42 pm »
M's bring in lefty to turn around Marwin and Beltran


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2017, 02:49:02 pm »
All hail the King!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2017, 02:49:10 pm »
And other people too!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2017, 02:49:20 pm »
Am at Angels game. They are down 2-0 top 1
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2017, 02:49:30 pm »
Huge two run tater for Marwin!


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2017, 02:50:09 pm »
Marwinning!!!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2017, 02:50:31 pm »
Marwin and Reddick tied for team RBI lead w 82.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2017, 02:56:39 pm »
It's Astros 4  Mariners 1, top of the 6th, Verlander pitching (83).
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2017, 02:57:17 pm »
Verlander gets Segura swinging for the first out.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2017, 02:58:47 pm »
Super slow mo replays are cool.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2017, 03:00:12 pm »
Verlander works like Oswalt at MM: Ks, fly outs to deep center, the occasional solo bomb, goes right at 'em.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2017, 03:01:42 pm »
Top 6

Verlander pitching

Heridia  walks on a 3-2 fastball
Segura strikes out
Haniger strikes out on a 96mph 3-2 fastball
Heredia steals second but is called out for batters interference.

Middle 6, Astros 4, Seahags 1

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2017, 03:04:16 pm »
Haniger strikes out swinging, then interferes with McCann trying to throw out Heredia attempting to steal.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2017, 03:04:23 pm »
Thanks Marty and Andy.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2017, 03:07:41 pm »
Bottom 6

Altavista pitching

Bregman out 1-3 off the meathead pitchers ankle.
McCann out a 4-3 ground ball
Yuli grounds out 5-3 to end the inning.

Think Altavista threw 6 pitches...

Astros 4, Mary-ners 1

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2017, 03:10:08 pm »
3-0 Rangers. Gallo 700 foot bomb.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2017, 03:11:12 pm »
In unrelated news, our dog just caught the mouse we've been trying for days to hunt down. Except it wasn't a mouse, it was a fuckin' rat. In our goddam house.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2017, 03:11:53 pm »
Very nice play by Correa start double play.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2017, 03:12:18 pm »
Great DP by Correa and Marwin.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2017, 03:14:06 pm »
Top 7

Verlander still chuckin...

Cano singles on 1-1 curveball...sharp to center
Cruz grounds into a big double play 6-4-3.  Blue star for Correa.
Seager flys out to Springer on a 3-1 fastball.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2017, 03:15:17 pm »
Top 7

Verlander still chuckin...

Cano singles on 1-1 curveball...sharp to center
Cruz grounds into a big double play 6-4-3.  Blue star for Correa.
Seager flys out to Springer on a 3-1 fastball.


Middle of 7, Astros 4, Mary-ners 1

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2017, 03:16:04 pm »
Powerful singing voice on that guy singing, God Bless America.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2017, 03:19:32 pm »
Powerful singing voice on that guy singing, God Bless America.

Outstanding rendition.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2017, 03:24:18 pm »
I look forward to seeing the exit angle of that one.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2017, 03:25:44 pm »
Springer ring a ding dinger!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2017, 03:27:12 pm »
Carlos Correa 2 run homer!!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2017, 03:27:18 pm »
One thing my scout friend and I agree on: the Astros will never be able to count on McCullers.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2017, 03:28:41 pm »
One thing my scout friend and I agree on: the Astros will never be able to count on McCullers.
Never this year or never ever?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2017, 03:28:51 pm »
Isn't McCullers a little young for "never"?

Man, Correa spanked that one!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2017, 03:30:32 pm »
No, he is a spoiled brat wuss. No mental toughness. I hope they trade him for a proven starter.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2017, 03:32:19 pm »
Bottom 7

Pagan in to pitch for Seattle.

Verlander is talking to people in the dugout, so he’s done for the day

Fisher strikes out on a 2-2 slider
Springer pop-fly homerun on a 1-2 fastball.  And literally missed being a pop out by 3 feet...
Wooooo grounds out to Cano, but he was sleeping.  Reddick on 1st after the error.
Correa makes the, pay for that with a bomb to dead center on a 2-1 fastball. 2 runs score.
Marwin grounds out on a 0-2 changeup 4-3.
Beltran K’s swinging after providing a few souvenirs for the fans

After 7...Astros 7, Seatrash 1

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2017, 03:35:20 pm »
7-1 going into the eighth. Let's hope it goes more smoothly that yesterday.

Good start: One pitch, one out for Devo.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2017, 03:37:05 pm »
In unrelated news, our dog just caught the mouse we've been trying for days to hunt down. Except it wasn't a mouse, it was a fuckin' rat. In our goddam house.

Man, we had one of those fuckers for several weeks. Turned out he set up shop in the insulation on top of the dishwasher, and would shit and piss all over the floor underneath it. What a fucking disaster. Finally caught the son of a bitch in a trap in the pantry. No help whatsoever from the damn cat that brought the thing inside in the first place.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2017, 03:37:24 pm »
Skipping McCullers next start too. Wuss. I guarantee Hinch and Luhnow are losing their patience with him. Someone will give up someone good for his potential. Works for me.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2017, 03:37:26 pm »
Top 8

Dragon in to pitch for the Astros

Alonso helps the cause and pops the first pitch to Reddick.
Zunino...fastball, changeup, changeup, fastball...Ks swinging
Gamel...fastball, changeup, changeup...grounds to Yuli, out 3-1

Middle 8, Astros 7, Seafucks 1

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2017, 03:37:34 pm »
Three up, three down for Devo. Quick inning.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2017, 03:42:06 pm »
Angels rallying. Hope we make the postseason
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2017, 03:42:14 pm »
It's 3:40 am here, I'm jet lagged as fuck. I have to go work in 3 hours and I really should be sleeping. But I can't. Special moment I don't want to miss.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2017, 03:43:17 pm »
It's 3:40 am here, I'm jet lagged as fuck. I have to go work in 3 hours and I really should be sleeping. But I can't. Special moment I don't want to miss.

I only wish Jose Altuve were there to see this.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2017, 03:44:40 pm »
Yuli running real tenderly.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2017, 03:47:09 pm »
Bases juiced with two outs for Reddick.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2017, 03:48:52 pm »
Yuli running real tenderly.
Doesn't he always run like that?


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2017, 03:49:24 pm »
Bottom 8

Marco Polo Gonzalez pitching for Seattle

Bregman rolls over to third on a 1-2 fastball, 5-3.
McCann grounds out on a 2-2 sinker, 4-3.
La Pina doubles to right center on the first pitch he sees.
Fisher hits a chopper past short.  Runners on 1st and 3rd.
Springer walks on a 3-1 sinker.  Bases juiced.
Wooooo strikes out on a 1-2 sinker.

End of 8, Houston 7, Seattle 1

Giles warming up for the 9th...

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2017, 03:50:01 pm »
Baring a monumental fuck up, there are three outs to go.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2017, 03:51:12 pm »
Angels rally fizzled. 3-0 Rangers top 4
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2017, 03:59:12 pm »
Three straight singles to load bases w two outs. Nelson Cruz up.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2017, 03:59:23 pm »
Giles pitching to sustain the inning, loads the bases with one out.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2017, 04:00:36 pm »
Cruz down swinging, one more out to go.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2017, 04:00:47 pm »
My mistake. One out. Cruz Ks. One out to get.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2017, 04:01:49 pm »
Division Champs!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2017, 04:01:51 pm »
Top of 9...

No commercials during the inning change.

Giles in to pitch.

Vogelbach...fastball (100), slider, fastball (99), fastball (99), fastball (99). Ks on a foul tip.  1 away.
Segura... fastball (100), slider, slider...infield single to Bregman.  Barehands the pickup, but his throw pulled Yuli off the bag.  Segura on 1st.
Haniger...slider, slider...Texas leaguer into shallow right.  Runners on 1st and 2nd.
Cano...fastball (98), fastball (97)...singles to left center.  Bases loaded....
Cruz...slider, slider, slider. Cruz strikes out swinging. 2 away.
Seager...fastball (98), slider, slider...pop out to Correa.

Astros win! Astros win! Astros win!!!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #62 on: September 17, 2017, 04:02:25 pm »
We win 7-1. AL West Champs.


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #63 on: September 17, 2017, 04:04:27 pm »
Getting Verlander was as great as we thought it was.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #64 on: September 17, 2017, 04:04:39 pm »
Awesomeness! Friggin' awesomeness!!!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #65 on: September 17, 2017, 04:04:59 pm »
Kate Upton was pleased.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #66 on: September 17, 2017, 04:07:33 pm »
Very nice.
The most encouraging thing about this series was Correa and Springer consistently barreling up balls.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #67 on: September 17, 2017, 04:09:23 pm »
Kate Upton was pleased.

So is Jim

Almost over being pissed about last night.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #68 on: September 17, 2017, 04:11:57 pm »
Great job,  Astros.

And OWA.  Nice to share good times (and bad) with y'all.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #69 on: September 17, 2017, 04:15:16 pm »
The Champagne Celebration role made famous by Colby Rasmus will be played by Josh Reddick.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #70 on: September 17, 2017, 04:16:20 pm »
Outstanding job boys. Now I can sleep.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #71 on: September 17, 2017, 04:18:07 pm »
Fucking sweet! It's been a long time coming.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #72 on: September 17, 2017, 04:19:35 pm »
Springer makes sure Julia gets a nice champagne shower.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #73 on: September 17, 2017, 04:20:25 pm »
The Champagne Celebration role made famous by Colby Rasmus will be played by Josh Reddick.

Reddick rockin' the thong in Club Astro.
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2017, 04:21:05 pm »
Reddick is down to his American flag skivvies.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2017, 04:21:25 pm »
Springer makes sure Julia gets a nice champagne shower.

Wet Julia....

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #76 on: September 17, 2017, 04:23:52 pm »
This site makes everything better.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #77 on: September 17, 2017, 04:26:58 pm »
The smoke machine is cranked up.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #78 on: September 17, 2017, 04:37:23 pm »
Steve Sparks is waaaaaaaaaay into the celebration.  Too funny.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #79 on: September 17, 2017, 04:38:03 pm »
This site makes everything better.

Post of the year.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #80 on: September 17, 2017, 04:49:43 pm »
Springer makes sure Julia gets a nice champagne shower.

Are we seriously not doing phrasing any more?


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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #81 on: September 17, 2017, 04:50:00 pm »
Hinch didn't say it this year, so I will. I love all you mother fuckers

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #82 on: September 17, 2017, 05:03:29 pm »
The Champagne Celebration role made famous by Colby Rasmus will be played by Josh Reddick.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #83 on: September 17, 2017, 05:15:00 pm »
I realize the only reason I'm still watching this is to see if Kate Upton gets interviewed.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #84 on: September 17, 2017, 05:33:20 pm »
Getting Verlander was as great as we thought it was.
Better.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #85 on: September 17, 2017, 06:01:57 pm »
"I'm tired of being called Colby Rasmus." - Josh Reddick

I did not realize, until I saw him play every day, how good a ball player Reddick is. Great pickup.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #86 on: September 17, 2017, 06:11:34 pm »
Better.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #87 on: September 17, 2017, 06:49:32 pm »
Is it ok to talk about the magic number now?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #88 on: September 17, 2017, 06:59:54 pm »
Is it ok to talk about the magic number now?

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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #89 on: September 17, 2017, 07:00:50 pm »
Zero

That's the best number of all.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros - September 17, 2017
« Reply #90 on: September 17, 2017, 09:12:54 pm »
Very nice.
The most encouraging thing about this series was Correa and Springer consistently barreling up balls.

Correa and Springer are both getting their timing down.  So is Beltran.  Let's hope they all heat up at the right time.
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