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Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« on: September 15, 2017, 07:11:41 pm »
Time to kick some ass!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2017, 07:12:39 pm »
Why is White starting?
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2017, 07:15:53 pm »
Why is White starting?

Because he's on the team...which means Hinch thinks he's supposed to play him.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 07:20:51 pm »
T1:

Segura doubless on a chopper that bounces over White and off his glove...White runs it down and bobbles it...Segura to 2B. 
Haniger...0-2...1-2...strikes out looking
Cano strikes out swinging
Cruz...0-2...strikes out swinging

0-0
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2017, 07:21:43 pm »
Morton looking pretty nasty to start the game

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 07:23:38 pm »
Great job by Morton to work around that incredibly crappy "double".
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2017, 07:24:14 pm »
Morton looking pretty nasty to start the game

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2017, 07:24:15 pm »
Fuck you Paxton.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2017, 07:29:47 pm »
Altuve with an RBI single...1-0
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2017, 07:31:02 pm »
Paxton is WILD today

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2017, 07:32:02 pm »
Correa put a charge in that one

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2017, 07:32:13 pm »
Correa with an RBI double!

2-0
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2017, 07:33:51 pm »
So nice not to see Cy Paxton.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2017, 07:34:41 pm »
So nice not to see Cy Paxton.

One inning isn't even over yet


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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2017, 07:38:04 pm »
Gattis with a 2-out RBI!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2017, 07:40:05 pm »
Heavy ball
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2017, 07:42:36 pm »
Why is White starting?

Gurriel is banged up.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2017, 07:45:36 pm »
B1:

Springer...3-2... walks
Bregman pops out F5
Springer to 2B on a wild pitch
Altuve...full count...singles to CF, Springer scores
Aluve to 2B on a wild pitch
Correa doubles to CF...over the head of centerfielder...Altuve scores
Marwin...takes two cookies to go down 0-2...1-2...2-2...flies out F9
Gattis singles to CF, Correa scores
Fan running across the outfield...game delayed while they deal with the idiot
Reddick walks, Gattis to 2B
White...3-2...flies out F8

But the Astros grab a 3-0 lead
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2017, 07:47:39 pm »
Gurriel is banged up.

Really?  Seemed fine in the ninth last night. I just assumed it was the short turnaround

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2017, 07:52:39 pm »
T2:

Seager...0-2...grounds out 4-3 from shallow RF on the shift
Alonzo...full count...strikes out swinging
Zunino...0-2...strikes out swinging

3-0 Astros
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2017, 07:53:17 pm »
Really?  Seemed fine in the ninth last night. I just assumed it was the short turnaround

Bum knee.  He'll get over it.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2017, 07:53:25 pm »
Really?  Seemed fine in the ninth last night. I just assumed it was the short turnaround

I'm sure he could go if he had to, but he's been hurting a little lately...got in at 7:00...
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2017, 07:54:21 pm »
Morton tough in the early going. I wonder if they'd consider using a Morton/Peacock tandem as the #3.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2017, 08:00:03 pm »
And Paxton out after 1.1 innings
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2017, 08:04:40 pm »
B2:

Maybin flies out F9
Springer...full count...doubles on a bullet off the top of the LCF wall...that ball was scorched

And that's it for Paxton, Garton in

Bregman pops out F2 near the 1B dugout
Altuve flies out F9 on the first pitch

3-0 Astros
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2017, 08:05:44 pm »
Someone grab some PBP...got get ready to catch a plane.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2017, 08:13:37 pm »
Charlie Morton not messin' around. He's faces only 10 batters through three.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2017, 08:17:41 pm »
 Correa, Wtf?


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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2017, 08:20:03 pm »
Dammit Carlos.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2017, 08:29:15 pm »
Correa, Wtf?

That was incredible. What dumb fuck.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2017, 08:42:55 pm »
Astros batting in the 4th with a 4-0 lead.

Gallardo pitching

Maybin - grounds out  6-3
Springer - hits the ball off of Gallardo hard enough to allow Segura to take the carom and throw him out 6-3.
Bregman - goes down looking.

End of 4 Astros 4   Mariners 0
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2017, 08:49:11 pm »
Wow, that third strike to Zunino (?) was amazing. If people know that could be coming, Morton becomes a serious presence.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2017, 08:57:22 pm »
There you go, that was the double-play that was needed.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2017, 08:58:23 pm »
Top of 5

Morton pitching (64 pitches)

Zunino - fouls a ball off the rafters. Caught by Bregman. A.J. questioning if batter is out? Ruled foul ball. Zunino goes down looking on a sweet curve.
Gamel - singles to RF.
Heredia - takes a strike, foul, foul, single to RF, Gamel to third
Sagura - foul, chops back to Morton, throws badly to 2nd, Marwin can't control, runners safe at 2nd and 1st. Gamel scores unearned.
Haniger - ball, swing and miss, ball, strike, grounds into DP 5-4-3

Middle of 5 Astros 4  Mariners 1
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2017, 09:04:08 pm »
Bottom of the 5th

Gallardo pitching

Altuve - flies out to CF
Correa - grouonds out 6-3
Marwin - bunts and pops out to Gallardo

End of 5 Astros 4   Mariners 1
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2017, 09:11:37 pm »
Top of 6

Morton (86 pitches)

Cano- hits one off the wall in RF but Reddick is there to hold him to a single. (Harris and Lirano up in the pen)
Cruz - ball, ball, grounds into DP, 6-4-3
Seager - ball, strike on the outside edge, ball, ball, foul, ground out 3 unassisted 

middle of 6  Astros 4  Mariners 1
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2017, 09:19:48 pm »
Maybin is due for another big hit.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2017, 09:21:40 pm »
Maybin is due for another big hit.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2017, 09:21:59 pm »
Cam comes through with a 2 out RBI single
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2017, 09:24:09 pm »
Cleveland loses.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2017, 09:24:47 pm »
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2017, 09:25:06 pm »
Sphinx, what's smokin' in the box this weekend?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2017, 09:25:22 pm »
Bottom of 6

Gallardo pitching (35 pitches)

Gattis - ball, ball, ball, ball. Gattis to first.
Reddick - ball, strike, foul, FO to RF
White - ball,  strike, strike, ball, GO 4-3, Gattis to 2nd.
Maybin - strike, ball, ball, ball, single up the middle, Gattis scores.
Springer - ball, ball, ball, strike, Maybin steals 2nd. ball 4. Springer walks.

pitching change.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2017, 09:26:38 pm »
Sphinx, what's smokin' in the box this weekend?
Hadn't thought about it. But now I am.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2017, 09:29:34 pm »
Bottom of 6

Gallardo pitching (35 pitches)

Gattis - ball, ball, ball, ball. Gattis to first.
Reddick - ball, strike, foul, FO to RF
White - ball,  strike, strike, ball, GO 4-3, Gattis to 2nd.
Maybin - strike, ball, ball, ball, single up the middle, Gattis scores.
Springer - ball, ball, ball, strike, Maybin steals 2nd. ball 4. Springer walks.

pitching change.

Altalvilla pitching

Bregman - foul, ball, swinging strike, strikes out swinging.

End of 6 Astros 5  Mariners 1
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2017, 09:32:09 pm »
Sphinx, what's smokin' in the box this weekend?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2017, 09:34:07 pm »
I didn't know George was a lefty writer.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2017, 09:42:23 pm »
Wtf was Correa behind 2b with a rh batter?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2017, 09:43:37 pm »
Top of 7

Harris pitching

Alonzo - grounds out
Zunino - single through the hole into LF
Gamel - strike, ball, lines a single into CF, Zunino to third.
Heredia - strike, foul, swings through strike three.
Segura - strike, ball, strike, single into LCF (Correa shading towards 2nd couldn't reach it), Zunino scores. Gamel to 2nd.
Mound visit
Haniger - ball, ball, strike swinging, strike looking, ball. Full count, 2 outs. grounds out 6-3

At the stretch the Astros lead 5-2
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2017, 09:45:04 pm »
I'm no Sphinx, but live oak, mesquite, pecan is what I'm rolling with.
I uses mostly pecan and mesquite. I want to get some post oak.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2017, 09:45:18 pm »
I'm no Sphinx, but live oak, mesquite, pecan is what I'm rolling with.

You going with any protein, or are you just an herbivore?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2017, 09:49:37 pm »
Harris just isn't the same.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2017, 09:52:34 pm »
Bottom of 7

Altavilla pitching

Altuve - good morning, good afternoon, good night. down swinging.
Correa - foul, FO to CF
Marwin - ball, strike, ball, foul, foul, swings through a nasty breaking ball.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2017, 09:54:28 pm »
Harris just isn't the same.

No, definitely not. The question before us is whether this is permanent.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2017, 09:55:25 pm »
You going with any protein, or are you just an herbivore?

He already told us he's got chicken enchiladas ready. I assume he's going to smoke a brisket or a pork shoulder just because it should be a crime not to.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2017, 09:56:29 pm »
Need to see more of that from Liriano
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2017, 09:57:19 pm »
He already told us he's got chicken enchiladas ready. I assume he's going to smoke a brisket or a pork shoulder just because it should be a crime not to.

Smoked pork shoulder stuffed in green chile enhiladas might just be the best thing ever.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2017, 09:57:40 pm »
I was wrong about Liriano in the pen.  I like him.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2017, 09:58:10 pm »
Man, Liriano looks like Kryptonite Man tonight.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2017, 09:59:31 pm »
Filthy
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #60 on: September 15, 2017, 09:59:46 pm »
Wow, what an inning by Liriano!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #61 on: September 15, 2017, 10:00:22 pm »
Top of 8

Liriano pitchng

Cano - strike, foul, swings and misses on a slider down and away.
Cruz - strike, ball, misses a pitch on the outside edge for strike two, called strike three.
Seager, strike, strike, ball, strike three.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #62 on: September 15, 2017, 10:00:36 pm »
Those change ups were nasty.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #63 on: September 15, 2017, 10:01:14 pm »
That was some fancy pitching. Throwing the whole arsenal, with authority.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #64 on: September 15, 2017, 10:02:39 pm »
I think he threw 10 pitches. All but one were strikes.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #65 on: September 15, 2017, 10:08:23 pm »
He already told us he's got chicken enchiladas ready. I assume he's going to smoke a brisket or a pork shoulder just because it should be a crime not to.

Beef ribs.  Cast-iron gumbo on the pit  If I manage to fuck anything up  I'll just throw some chicken on.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #66 on: September 15, 2017, 10:16:01 pm »
Bottom of 8

Lawrence pitching

Gattis - GO 5-3
Reddick - foul, ball, ball, ball, ball four.
White - swings through the first pitch, takes ball two, with Reddick on the move and Cano going to cover, White punches one past where Cano was for a single, Reddick to 3rd.
Maybin - down 0-2, strikes out swinging.
Springer - ball, ball, strike on the inside bottom corner, ball, ball four, White to 2nd, bases loaded.
Bregman - swings and misses, takes strike two, ball away in the dirt, swings and misses strike three.

End of 8
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #67 on: September 15, 2017, 10:23:44 pm »
Yee hah! Nice job by Giles.

Suck it Ranger and Mariners. Wild card is your only hope at this point.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #68 on: September 15, 2017, 10:23:55 pm »
Top of the 9

Giles in to try to close it out

Alonso - ball, ball, strike, FO to CF
Zunino - doubles off the wall in CF
Gamel - takes a strike, broken bat towards second, out 4-3, Zunino to third.
Vogelbach - swings and misses, takes strike two, swings and misses the third straight slider.

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Re: Mariners @ Astros September 15, 2017
« Reply #69 on: September 16, 2017, 07:58:39 am »
I think he threw 10 pitches. All but one were strikes.
Actually 11 pitches, all but 2 were strikes.
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