A few things. First of all, Biz can't just go claiming every goddamned Polish revolutionary who ever donned a sombrero. He needs to leave some for the rest of us.
Two, when I was a kid I was blond as all get out. At some point right around 1980 my hair darkened. I went several more years thinking I was blond. I didn't have any special attachment to being blond, I just always had been. Back then the aim of whoever was cutting my hair seemed to be Let's see how many horizontal lines I can create on this kid.
Three, I played at CB's many times, of course. Some nights there were even people actually in there while we played.
Four, my Motter hair was, appropriately enough since we're speaking of Seattle, in the early 90's. Looking at him now, my hair wasn't nearly as long then but it was long. Long enough to where at one point a fairly famous rock star took my then girlfriend aside and asked her with some concern, Does he think that looks good?