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Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« on: August 04, 2017, 06:29:18 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's home tilt:

Blue Jays

RFJose Bautista (R)
CRussell Martin (R)
3BJosh Donaldson (R)
1BJustin Smoak (S)
DHKendrys Morales (S)
LFSteve Pearce (R)
CFE. Carrera (L)
2BRob Refsnyder (R)
SSRyan Goins (L)

TOR: Cesar Valdez (R)  (1-0, 6.59)

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LF Derek Fisher (L)
SS Alex Bregman (R)
RF Josh Reddick (L)
3B Y. Gurriel (R)
2B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
DH Carlos Beltran (S)
C Brian McCann (L)
1B Tyler White (R)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Brad Peacock (R)  (9-1, 2.62)
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2017, 07:04:03 pm »
Meanwhile, even though "sonny days are here again" for the yankmees, they're playing like shit and getting their asses handed to them by the Indians. This even after so obviously out playing the world at the trade deadline. I feel bad for them...
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2017, 07:06:12 pm »
Quote from: WVastro on August 04, 2017, 07:04:03 pm
Meanwhile, even though "sonny days are here again" for the yankmees, they're playing like shit and getting their asses handed to them by the Indians. This even after so obviously out playing the world at the trade deadline. I feel bad for them...

Judge is hitting about .150 since the All-Star game.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2017, 07:14:24 pm »
Peacock with a quick first inning
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2017, 07:18:01 pm »
Quote from: austro on August 04, 2017, 07:06:12 pm
Judge is hitting about .150 since the All-Star game.
But he won the HR Derby.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2017, 07:20:55 pm »
La Pina!!!

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2017, 07:21:53 pm »
La Pina esta despierto!


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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2017, 07:21:59 pm »
Yuli G!!!
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2017, 07:22:08 pm »
Astros up 2-0 after one
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2017, 07:22:34 pm »
yuli knocked the shit out of that one
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2017, 07:29:04 pm »
I sure like where Peacock is locating tonight.

ETA: Of course, he then walks the guy. I'll shut up now.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2017, 07:30:51 pm »
Quote from: austro on August 04, 2017, 07:29:04 pm
I sure like where Peacock is locating tonight.

ETA: Of course, he then walks the guy. I'll shut up now.

Think he was pitching around Pearce a little bit
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2017, 07:44:21 pm »
Bautista with a 2-out infield single for the Jays' first hit
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2017, 07:55:07 pm »
Unfortunately, that was quite a play by Donaldson.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2017, 07:58:29 pm »
Gurriel with an RBI single to make it 3-0
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2017, 07:59:29 pm »
Not sure why Reddick didn't make 3B on that hit
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2017, 08:00:33 pm »
Yuli didn't homer. We're DOOOOOOOOOMED.


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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2017, 08:01:58 pm »
OK...bourbon and stogie time
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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2017, 08:04:42 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2017, 08:07:10 pm »
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I'm currently trying the Bacon Manhattan at Bernie's Burger Bus, and let me tell you, bacon does NOT make everything better.

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I'm currently trying the Bacon Manhattan at Bernie's Burger Bus, and let me tell you, bacon does NOT make everything better.


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Yeah, I love bacon and I love whiskey...not sure I want them together though.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2017, 08:08:58 pm »
Peacock getting squeezed a little here in the fourth
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2017, 08:11:01 pm »
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I'm currently trying the Bacon Manhattan at Bernie's Burger Bus, and let me tell you, bacon does NOT make everything better.


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The fries may help to assuage the sense of order regret. When does one need a bacon manhattan instead of a beer to pair with a burger?


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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2017, 08:11:03 pm »
Morales with a 2-run home run after two straight batters should have struck out
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2017, 08:11:57 pm »
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Yeah, I love bacon and I love whiskey...not sure I want them together though.

I knew it wouldn't work. I knew there were better options. I had to try it anyway.

It's not a disaster, but it certainly doesn't improve the drink.


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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2017, 08:12:24 pm »
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Yeah, I love bacon and I love whiskey...not sure I want them together though.

It's like lingerie and your buddy Frank. Everyone loves Frank, and no one thinks a little satin and silk is a bad thing, unless of course Frank is wearing it.


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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2017, 08:12:48 pm »
Peacock misfields a comebacker...extends the inning
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The fries may help to assuage the sense of order regret. When does one need a bacon manhattan instead of a beer to pair with a burger?


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I skipped the fries to trade off the calories.


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« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2017, 08:16:18 pm »
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I knew it wouldn't work. I knew there were better options. I had to try it anyway.

It's not a disaster, but it certainly doesn't improve the drink.


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Riel offers a maple syrup manhattan. I told them to put the slightest touch of syrup in the manhattan, and it was fine but superfluous. Sometimes execution of the classics is better than some creative riff.


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« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2017, 08:16:48 pm »
I hope to write a lot more. I got a lot of things right in "40 for 40" and I got more wrong.

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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2017, 08:20:03 pm »
Single, walk, RBI double from Tyler White...4-2...two on nobody out...
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« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2017, 08:28:04 pm »
Fisher shallow 4-3 scores McCann and it's 5-2 as Dermody come in in relief.


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« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2017, 08:29:17 pm »
Bregman!!!!

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BREGMAN OPPO! 7-2 Astros!


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« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2017, 08:35:50 pm »
Marwin!!

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« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2017, 08:36:10 pm »
The Astros offense has reappeared tonight.


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« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2017, 08:36:57 pm »
Beltran with a double and he seriously thought about trying for three...would have liked to have seen that
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« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2017, 08:37:27 pm »
MARWIN!!!

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« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2017, 08:38:53 pm »
Now on a 29-3 run against TOR.


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« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2017, 08:40:48 pm »
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Now on a 29-3 run against TOR.

And now their pen is going to be beat up heading into the weekend. (Licks chops.)
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« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2017, 08:41:25 pm »
I might need another cigar...this inning
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2017, 08:41:55 pm »
White with his third RBI this inning...11-2
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2017, 08:42:54 pm »
So they can still vaunt !
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White with his third RBI this inning...11-2

A seeing-eye single through the right side off his fists. Makes up a little bit for Yuli's smoked ball caught by Dickerson last night.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2017, 08:44:59 pm »
How many runs have scored with 2 out in this inning?
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How many runs have scored with 2 out in this inning?

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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2017, 08:47:21 pm »
Wow...Bregman almost had his second of the inning
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« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2017, 08:47:24 pm »
Wow.
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« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2017, 08:50:51 pm »
Peacock could have an ERA of 10 and still have the same W-L record.
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« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2017, 08:51:08 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on August 04, 2017, 08:36:57 pm
Beltran with a double and he seriously thought about trying for three...would have liked to have seen that

Ford was joking that a lot of guys would have gotten an inside-the-park out of it.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2017, 08:51:44 pm »
After watching that Realator.com commercial, the Zobrist trade makes a lot more sense.
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« Reply #52 on: August 04, 2017, 08:53:15 pm »
Martin could not have made that turn look any more casual.
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« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2017, 08:56:23 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on August 04, 2017, 08:51:44 pm
After watching that Realator.com commercial, the Zobrist trade makes a lot more sense.

That woman seems like the epitome of ditziness.
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« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2017, 09:13:39 pm »
Morales needs a brushback.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #55 on: August 04, 2017, 09:19:36 pm »
Just like that...12-7
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« Reply #56 on: August 04, 2017, 09:20:14 pm »
Jesus Fucking Christ, Peacock.
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« Reply #57 on: August 04, 2017, 09:26:27 pm »
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Jesus Fucking Christ, Peacock.

Strikes out the side... While giving up 4 runs.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2017, 09:27:10 pm »
Tyler White!!!

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« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2017, 09:34:58 pm »
Has anyone ever tried bacon infused coffee? I haven't, but it seems like something that might work.
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« Reply #60 on: August 04, 2017, 09:38:02 pm »
Altuve is probably unhappy that he's not getting in on this action.
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« Reply #61 on: August 04, 2017, 09:39:22 pm »
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Altuve is probably unhappy that he's not getting in on this action.

I'm assuming you mean the runs, and not the Realator.com commercial.
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« Reply #62 on: August 04, 2017, 09:48:26 pm »
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I'm assuming you mean the runs, and not the Realator.com commercial.

Egads, I really need to be more specific! Yes, hits/runs.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #63 on: August 04, 2017, 10:17:13 pm »
Nori Aoki, pinch hits in the 9th...gets a standing ovation, then grounds out to end the game.  Astros smack the BJs around 16-7
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #64 on: August 04, 2017, 10:19:56 pm »
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Ford was joking that a lot of guys would have gotten an inside-the-park out of it.

I said Altuve and Marisnick could have gone for the ITPHR.
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Re: Blue Jays @ Astros August 4, 2017
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2017, 07:27:52 am »
I get it Fisher is going to be really good, but I still feel bad for Nori. Baseball is a cruel business sometimes.
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