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Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« on: July 14, 2017, 07:12:17 pm »
Well that started ugly...Dozier with a leadoff HR...Twins lead 1-0 after two pitches
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2017, 07:12:55 pm »
And thus Dozier begins his annual second half blossoming. I saw that one coming. 

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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2017, 07:21:50 pm »
Morton not exactly pounding the stikezone
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2017, 07:22:44 pm »
Back to back 2-out walks...Twins have two on, two out...
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2017, 07:24:38 pm »
T1:

Dozier homers to LF
Granite grounds out 6-3 on a VERY close play at 1B
Sano...full count...strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt
Kepler...full count...walks
Grossman...3-1...walks
Vargas strikes out looking

Twins lead 1-0
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2017, 07:25:34 pm »
I remember many years when this team didn't one guy hitting over three hundred. This line-up makes me giddy.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2017, 07:31:05 pm »
Berrios has thrown 8 pitches, none of them close to being a strike, and has two easy outs
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2017, 07:34:53 pm »
Berrios threw 13 straight balls...9 of them after a leadoff-4-pitch walks...three outs.  Ugh.
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2017, 07:35:07 pm »
B1:

Springer walks on four pitches, none of them within 3 feet of the plate
Altuve flies out F9 on the first pitch he can reach
Reddick pops out F6 on a pitch at his ankles
Correa pops out F3

1-0 Twins
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2017, 07:36:16 pm »
Chris Paul would be wise to keep Bart Ennis away from his children.  Dude is creepy.

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2017, 07:37:44 pm »
Is this not a Root Sports broadcast, or did they just update their screen format?

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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2017, 07:39:27 pm »
Is this not a Root Sports broadcast, or did they just update their screen format?

The display on my screen says "AT&T sports net"


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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2017, 07:39:42 pm »
Is this not a Root Sports broadcast, or did they just update their screen format?

As of today, Root Sport is AT&T Sportsnet...
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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2017, 07:42:12 pm »
T2:

Polanco...0-2...1-2...2-2...strikes out swinging as the bat goes flying
Castro...0-2...1-2...2-2...strikes out swinging
Buxton...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging

1-0 Twins
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« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2017, 07:43:19 pm »
Am I the only one who's getting a "your session has timed out" message when posting?
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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2017, 07:46:37 pm »
Am I the only one who's getting a "your session has timed out" message when posting?

I'm not getting that message.


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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2017, 07:50:29 pm »
Did they change the graphic design of the box in the lower right corner of the screen? Or am I hallucinating?
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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2017, 07:51:45 pm »
Did they change the graphic design of the box in the lower right corner of the screen? Or am I hallucinating?

I think folks are talking about that in the GZ
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2017, 07:52:10 pm »
Marwin drives one in!


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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2017, 07:53:03 pm »
Marwin with a game-tying RBI!

1-1  Astros with two on, one out...
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2017, 07:54:00 pm »
I think folks are talking about that in the GZ
So, yes.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2017, 07:54:18 pm »
I think folks are talking about that in the GZ

But Sphinx could still be hallucinating.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2017, 07:54:48 pm »
Doubles streak is still alive.
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2017, 07:55:30 pm »
Bregman's recent success at the plate shouldn't be overlooked


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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2017, 07:56:08 pm »
Bregman with an RBI double...2-1 Astros...runners at 2B and 3B as the lineup turns over...
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2017, 07:57:56 pm »
Springer, you knucklehead! Green light does *not* mean you're obligated to swing.
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2017, 08:00:23 pm »
Springer, you knucklehead! Green light does *not* mean you're obligated to swing.

Gattis must have explained to him about the illusory appeal of 3-0 breaking balls in the dirt and Springer missed that it was a cautionary tale.


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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2017, 08:03:29 pm »
Springer with an RBI "single"...check swing that bounces over pitcher's head...3-1...runners on the corners, one out...
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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2017, 08:05:35 pm »
I think my feed is a little behind everyone else.
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2017, 08:07:51 pm »
Reddick sac fly...4-1...two on, two out...
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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2017, 08:08:47 pm »
I think my feed is a little behind everyone else.
What are you watching on?
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2017, 08:09:55 pm »
I think my feed is a little behind everyone else.

That happens to me often, and I have no clue what causes it or explains it.


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« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2017, 08:11:43 pm »
Correa with an RBI single chases Berrios...5-1 Astros...still runners on the corners, 2 out...
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« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2017, 08:12:09 pm »
The Astros offense apparently didn't spend the entire ASB drinking and huffing glue.


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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2017, 08:12:21 pm »
This Twins pitching staff and Paul Molitor have to be saying "Gimme a break..."

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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2017, 08:12:40 pm »
The Astros are hitting .308 with 2 outs and a runner in scoring position. The current roster is swinging that goddamn pendulum, for years it seemed like they hit less than .200 in the same situation.
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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2017, 08:13:43 pm »
That happens to me often, and I have no clue what causes it or explains it.


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Well I'm in the Sumatran jungle, so it's not unexplained.  Internet here is spotty.

On a side note, I saw a gibbon in the wild for the first time yesterday.  They are an extremely rare sighting, so I'm feeling lucky.
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2017, 08:16:25 pm »
That looked positively Beltran-esque.
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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2017, 08:16:54 pm »
McCann!!!!

8-1
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« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2017, 08:17:38 pm »
Blum: "The Astros are indiscriminate bastards"

Love it.
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« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2017, 08:18:13 pm »
They're vaunting again.
Goin' for a bus ride.

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« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2017, 08:18:23 pm »
Well I'm in the Sumatran jungle, so it's not unexplained.  Internet here is spotty.

On a side note, I saw a gibbon in the wild for the first time yesterday.  They are an extremely rare sighting, so I'm feeling lucky.

The intersection of this sighting and ZZ Top might mean you're really on to something.


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« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2017, 08:18:27 pm »
I am particularly upset that I missed my first chance in 2017 of saying "We punk Hughes." I've said some variation of it in the GZ since, I think, 2014.

But yeah, we punked Hughes.

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« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2017, 08:19:51 pm »
Twins saying "Yeesh..."

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« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2017, 08:19:59 pm »
B2:

McCann strikes out swinging
Beltran...3-0...3-1 on a pitch 4 inches off the plate...walks
Gurriel...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...reaches on E6...Beltran to 2B
Marwin singles to RF, Beltran scores, Gurriel to 2B
Bregman doubles off the LCF wall...Gurriel scores, Marwin to 3B
Springer...3-0...hacking at a curveball that bounces for strike one...full count...check swing bounces over the pitcher's head for an infield single...Marwin scores, Bregman to 3B
Altuve...3-0...3-1...walks
Reddick sac fly to LF, Bregman scores, Springer to 3B
Correa singles to CF, Springer scores, Altuve to 3B

And that's all for Berrios...Hughes in...

McCann...0-2...homers to RF...Altuve scores, Correa scores
Beltran doubles to LF
Gurriel grounds out 6-3...way to kill the rally Yuli!

Astros vaunting the shit out of the Twins 8-1
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« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2017, 08:20:42 pm »
OK...someone else do some PBP...gotta call the wife
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« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2017, 08:21:10 pm »
I can do PBP for a couple of innings.
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« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2017, 08:27:42 pm »
Top 3:

Somebody strikes out.
Zach Granite gets his first ML hit on a bloop that just eludes Altuve, much to his disgust. Granite winds up on second.
Sano grounds out 6-3, Granite stays at second.
Kepler strikes out.

Morton at 59 pitches after 3. Still getting to 95 mph on his fastball.

Astros lead 8-1 going to the bottom of the 3rd.
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« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2017, 08:27:59 pm »
Morton has pretty good stuff tonight.
He breezed him, one more time!

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« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2017, 08:28:38 pm »
Morton has pretty good stuff tonight.

He has 7 or 8 strikeouts through three innings, correct?
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« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2017, 08:28:41 pm »
Morton has pretty good stuff tonight.

Yeah, he started off a little shaky, but he's really settled in.
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« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2017, 08:29:47 pm »
He has 7 or 8 strikeouts through three innings, correct?

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« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2017, 08:31:15 pm »
Marwin still pushing that OPS higher with a jack to dead center.


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« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2017, 08:38:18 pm »
All hail his Grace, Marwin of house Gonzalez, First of His Name, King of the AL and utilitymen, and Lord of Seven Positions.
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« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2017, 08:41:05 pm »
Pettis is back and feeling frisky, even with a 9-0 lead.


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« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2017, 08:41:52 pm »
All hail his Grace, Marwin of house Gonzalez, First of His Name, King of the AL and utilitymen, and Lord of Seven Positions.
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« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2017, 08:42:14 pm »
On a side note, I saw a gibbon in the wild for the first time yesterday.  They are an extremely rare sighting, so I'm feeling lucky.
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« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2017, 08:44:44 pm »
Bottom of the 3rd:

Marwin leads off with a homer to CF on a 2-0 pitch. Estimated at 421 feet.
Bregman works a full count, then pops up to 3B.
Springer walks on a 3-1 count. All of a sudden the Twins are having to throw a lot of pitches.
Altuve singles to left on a 2-2 pitch. Springer to 2nd.
Reddick somehow singles to RF (low outside pitch that he pulls under the 2nd baseman), Spring scores, Altuve to 2nd.
Correa works the count full, then watches a third strike for the second out.
McCann flies out to shallow CF to end the inning.

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« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2017, 08:46:35 pm »
Astros averaging 1.67 runs per inning against Twins pitching this year.
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

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« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2017, 08:46:48 pm »
It has to be kind of depressing to realize that after 3 innings you already trail by more runs than you're likely to score all night.
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« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2017, 08:50:53 pm »
It has to be kind of depressing to realize that after 3 innings you already trail by more runs than you're likely to score all night.

This is also kind of a bummer (per Tags):
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« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2017, 09:00:08 pm »
0-2 hanging Curve from Morton following 3 walks, and the Twins now have life. 10-4.


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« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2017, 09:00:19 pm »
Can we stop hanging curveballs to Dozier?
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« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2017, 09:01:56 pm »
Top of 4th:

Grossman walks.
Vargas strikes out.
Polanco works the count full and then walks. Grossman to 2nd.
Castro strikes out on a particularly wicked slider on the outside.
I-missed-his-name walks to load the bases.
Dozier doubles to the LF bullpen area, clearing the bases. Terrible pitch by Morton, right in the sweet spot for Dozier.
#2 guy pops up to Bregman to end the inning.

Astros lead 10-4 after 4. Morton at 90+ pitches after 4, with 5 walks. Probably tne end of the night for him.

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« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2017, 09:02:18 pm »
Can we get a starter to go more than 5?

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« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2017, 09:04:30 pm »
Stop me if you've heard this before....gonna be a long night for the pen...
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« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2017, 09:06:50 pm »
Stop me if you've heard this before....gonna be a long night for the pen...

Fortunately they are rested. Need more from the #3 guy.

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« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2017, 09:07:35 pm »
11 pitches to Beltran

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« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2017, 09:09:16 pm »
Ouch!

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« Reply #69 on: July 14, 2017, 09:09:31 pm »
Blum doesn't like that Pressly puts one right in the small of Yuli's back.


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« Reply #70 on: July 14, 2017, 09:16:05 pm »
Blum doesn't like that Pressly puts one right in the small of Yuli's back.


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I'm sure Yuli didn't like it either.
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« Reply #71 on: July 14, 2017, 09:16:42 pm »
Well that inning went "thud"
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« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2017, 09:16:55 pm »
Bottom of the 4th:

Ryan Pressly in to pitch. Good luck, son.

Beltran fouls off a bunch of pitches, singles up the middle on the 12th pitch of the AB. We're going to see every Twins reliever tonight.
Gurriel gets drilled in the ass on the first pitch. That seems a bit suspicious.
Marwin singles up the middle, bases are loaded with no outs.
Bregman strikes out swinging at a low slider.
Springer grounds into a 6-4-3 DP. Aaargghh.

Astros lead 10-4 after 4 innings.
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« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2017, 09:18:36 pm »
Dodgers with 3 in the top of the 9th for the win.

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« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2017, 09:18:59 pm »
Morton just can't get off his own dick
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« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2017, 09:20:33 pm »
E6

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« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2017, 09:20:56 pm »
Astros now flashing the iron in the field...
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« Reply #77 on: July 14, 2017, 09:21:43 pm »
Despite what Blum says, that's an error on Correa.


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« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2017, 09:22:03 pm »
WTF Yuli

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« Reply #79 on: July 14, 2017, 09:22:58 pm »
Good grief. Yuli.


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« Reply #80 on: July 14, 2017, 09:23:18 pm »
No shit ....6 run lead and you try to get cute.

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« Reply #81 on: July 14, 2017, 09:23:29 pm »
Twins with the bases juiced on a leadoff HBP, E6, E3...one out.
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« Reply #82 on: July 14, 2017, 09:23:43 pm »
Despite what Blum says, that's an error on Correa.


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« Reply #83 on: July 14, 2017, 09:25:44 pm »
The last inning has been a complete clusterfuck
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« Reply #84 on: July 14, 2017, 09:25:53 pm »
Morton still throwing strikes!

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« Reply #85 on: July 14, 2017, 09:27:23 pm »
Five runs for the Twins on three measly hits.


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« Reply #86 on: July 14, 2017, 09:27:30 pm »
Top of the 5th:

Jesus, I step out of the room for a moment and come back to see the Astros fucking up a double-play. So there are runners on 1st and 2nd with no outs.
Grossman strikes out on a checked swing.
Vargas hits a simple ground ball to Gurriel who drops the fucking ball. So the inning should have already been over, but instead the bases are loaded with one out.
Polanco with a sac fly to CF, runners hold at 1st and 2nd.
Castro grounds out to Yuli to end the inning.

What a fugly inning. That'll be it for Morton after 106 pitches or so.

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« Reply #87 on: July 14, 2017, 09:27:32 pm »
Twins now have 5 runs on 3 hits
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« Reply #88 on: July 14, 2017, 09:28:43 pm »
Twins now have 5 runs on 3 hits

Gotta love those walks and errors.
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« Reply #89 on: July 14, 2017, 09:30:40 pm »
They need to pull their heads out of their asses and get those runs back.

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« Reply #90 on: July 14, 2017, 09:31:39 pm »
How many 3 hit games in a row ?

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« Reply #91 on: July 14, 2017, 09:31:44 pm »
Boshers is very slow to the plate.


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« Reply #92 on: July 14, 2017, 09:34:27 pm »
Boshers is very slow to the plate.


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No kidding.  Correa needs to take 2B here.
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« Reply #93 on: July 14, 2017, 09:36:52 pm »
McCann decided he was NOT going to swing at a curveball, even if it was with 2 strikes and hanging belt high right over the center of the plate. 
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« Reply #94 on: July 14, 2017, 09:39:20 pm »
Bottom of the 5th:

Yet another Twins reliever in for a beating: Buddy Boshers.

Altuve doubles to LF on the first pitch.
Reddick grounds out 4-3, or so they say; it was pretty close. Altuve moves to 3rd.
Correa IBB'ed. Runners at 1st and 3rd.
McCann watches strike three after fouling off some tough pitches.
Beltran grounds out 6-3. Another squandered opportunity.

Astros lead 10-5 after 5.
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« Reply #95 on: July 14, 2017, 09:39:21 pm »
Back to back pathetic innings.  Astros are determined to screw around with this thing
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« Reply #96 on: July 14, 2017, 09:43:25 pm »
This is starting to feel like shit!

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« Reply #97 on: July 14, 2017, 09:46:23 pm »
CC STFU AND FOCUS

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« Reply #98 on: July 14, 2017, 09:49:00 pm »
Holy shit.

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« Reply #99 on: July 14, 2017, 09:51:18 pm »
Home plate ump is having a really, really bad game.
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« Reply #100 on: July 14, 2017, 09:52:32 pm »
At what point does Devinski's arm fall off?

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« Reply #101 on: July 14, 2017, 09:54:13 pm »
Feliz get the fuck out of the game you cockbite!

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« Reply #102 on: July 14, 2017, 09:54:19 pm »
Feliz is not making me happy.
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« Reply #103 on: July 14, 2017, 09:57:43 pm »
Feliz's bullshit nibbling is infuriating.
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« Reply #104 on: July 14, 2017, 10:00:25 pm »
Top of the 6th:

End of the night for Morton. Feliz in for the 6th.

Buxton with a lead-off double on a 3-2 pitch.
Dozier pops up to Correa, thank heaven.
Granite pops up to Correa. Feliz seems to have a hard time throwing two strikes in a row.
Sano misses a home run to LF by about 4 feet, and then winds up walking. Buxton remains at 2nd. Game is now 2 hours and 50 minutes old.
Kepler walks on 5 pitches, because he's such a dangerous hitter. Feliz is a walking ulcer inducer.

Hinch says "fuck this, I'm bringing in a real pitcher." Devo coming in, Feliz goes to the bench to think about his approach.

Grossman flies out to Reddick in RF, although not without some drama. This umpire is hard to understand.

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« Reply #105 on: July 14, 2017, 10:09:37 pm »
Bottom of the 6th:

Boshers still in. Apparently he lost the poker game on the flight down here.

Gurriel grounds out 6-3.
Marwin grounds out 5-3.

Oh, good: a pitching change. Hildenberger in for the next beating.

Bregman grounds out 6-3.

Astros lead 10-5 after 6 innings. On pace for a 4 1/2 hour game.
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« Reply #106 on: July 14, 2017, 10:16:57 pm »
Top of the 7th:

Devo returns for the 7th.

Vargas singles to RF.
Polanco lines back to Devo, who throws to 1st for the double play.
Castro strikes out swinging.

Astros still lead 10-5 in the middle of the 7th.
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #107 on: July 14, 2017, 10:23:56 pm »
Bottom of the 7th:

Hildenberger still in to pitch. Buxton is apparently out of the game, but I'm not sure what the defensive changes are.

Springer grounds into the shift 4-3.
Altuve flies out to shallow CF. He's probably out of ABs to get that 3rd hit.
Reddick singles to RF.
Correa grounds out 4-3. Just doing his part to speed up the pace of the game.

Astros lead 10-5 after 7 innings.
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #108 on: July 14, 2017, 10:36:40 pm »
Top of the 8th:

Gregerson in to pitch the 8th.

Rosario (hitting for Buxton, who left with groin soreness, obligatory link: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjxy-vrq4rVAhXIhlQKHSuDDwQQyCkIKjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dvg9ruee3Vos&usg=AFQjCNFykhmhS3ZAR0bpLf2MdnwsvVYYww) strikes out?
Dozier strikes out swinging.
Granite walks.
Sano walks. So many walks.
Kepler grounds out 1U.

Astros lead 10-5 in the middle of the 8th.
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #109 on: July 14, 2017, 10:39:38 pm »
Feliz get the fuck out of the game you cockbite!

Stop this.
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #110 on: July 14, 2017, 10:48:35 pm »
Bottom of the 8th:

Belisle on to pitch the 8th.

McCann fouls off a shitload of pitches, but winds up striking out on the 12th pitch.
Beltran grounds out 6-3.
Yuli singles to RF.
Marwin grounds out 1U on a nice play by the first baseman.

Astros lead 10-5 after 8.
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #111 on: July 14, 2017, 10:49:38 pm »
Sloppy game after the 8-spot
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Re: Twins @ Astros July 14, 2017....Post ASG Re-Start!!!
« Reply #112 on: July 14, 2017, 10:54:39 pm »
Top of the 9th:

Giles in to slam the door.

Grossman flies to Marwin in LF.
Gimenez grounds out 6-3.
Polanco grounds out 3-1.

Astros win 10-5!!!
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