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New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« on: June 30, 2017, 07:19:54 pm »
Anybody read any good articles lately?
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2017, 07:28:08 pm »
No, but I had lunch at Ray's BBQ Shack.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2017, 07:29:27 pm »
It sure was clutch of Reddick to get Springer to 3rd so Altuve could hit that sac fly! 1-0 Astros

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2017, 07:30:04 pm »
Nice first inning. Springer double, goes to 3rd on a Reddick ground-out to right, scores on a Altuve pop fly.

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2017, 07:30:22 pm »
It sure was clutch of Reddick to get Springer to 3rd so Altuve could hit that sac fly! 1-0 Astros

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Situational hitting.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2017, 07:30:57 pm »
No, but I had lunch at Ray's BBQ Shack.

Man. We need lunch soon.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2017, 07:31:48 pm »
I thought Carter got DFA,d. Fowler replacement?
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2017, 07:32:24 pm »
What is it that the kids say...+1

Situational hitting.

Now that someone has validated it for me... I agree.


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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 07:34:39 pm »
I thought Carter got DFA,d. Fowler replacement?
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 07:35:52 pm »
I thought Carter got DFA,d. Fowler replacement?

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 07:35:57 pm »
Wtf Yuli?!?!


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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2017, 07:36:41 pm »
It sure was clutch of Reddick to get Springer to 3rd so Altuve could hit that sac fly! 1-0 Astros

I thought it just fell under the general heading of a 'productive out'?
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« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 07:36:43 pm »
That surely was an interesting choice at 1rst.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2017, 07:37:13 pm »
yeah, that should have been the third out.

luckily agent carter is at bat, hopefully he doesn't catch a strike.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2017, 07:37:36 pm »
Wtf Yuli?!?!


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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2017, 07:41:12 pm »
Now that someone has validated it for me... I agree.

I now have in my mind the disturbing image of Hudson's face atop a totem pole. Thanks a lot.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2017, 07:41:20 pm »
I'll never begrudge KK anything, but I appreciated that ground out.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2017, 07:42:32 pm »
I now have in my mind the disturbing image of Hudson's face atop a totem pole. Thanks a lot.

I'm just hoping it's the totem pole that makes it disturbing.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2017, 07:43:43 pm »
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Get that pencil-necked math geek shit out of here.


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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2017, 07:45:31 pm »
You're just lucky it was only Chuck and not JimR.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2017, 07:49:27 pm »
Nobody scores in the second. There was some interesting . . . Fielding? At the top. Marwin singles.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2017, 07:56:18 pm »
McCullers knucklecurve is on of the nastiest pitches I've ever seen
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2017, 07:56:48 pm »
Watching Judd is like watching early PooHoles.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2017, 07:57:04 pm »
Get that pencil-necked math geek shit out of here.


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Don't be silly, I hate math. I was simply pointing out the fact that Yuli's defense at first in that inning was declining exponentially.

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2017, 07:58:19 pm »
Leadoff bloop double, 2-out double ties the game 1-1
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2017, 08:01:15 pm »
Leadoff bloop double, 2-out double ties the game 1-1

On a McCullers change up that was more of a stay up.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2017, 08:06:36 pm »
B3:

Bregman flies out F9
Springer flies out F8
Reddick pops out F5

1-1
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2017, 08:07:26 pm »
Astros 3 up, 3 fly-outs. 1-1.
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« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2017, 08:09:09 pm »
B3:

Bregman flies out F9
Springer flies out F8
Reddick pops out F5

1-1

Man, this recapping is strenuous. It's all yours.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2017, 08:13:21 pm »
Yankees getting some whacks in on LMJ...leadoff single off the wall, double...Yankees at 2B and 3B, nobody out
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« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2017, 08:20:29 pm »
Fortunately the Yankees were not able to sneak past LMJs huge brass balls, on to the bottom of the 4th
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« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2017, 08:20:43 pm »
T4:

Romine singles off the RF wall...nice play by Reddick to hold him at 1B
Torreyes doubles to LF, Romine to 3B
Wade...0-2...1-2...2-2...strikes out swinging...2-3 on the putout, runners have to hold
Carter...infield in...1-2...takes a fastball down the middle for ball 2...strike out swinging on a good bouncing curbeball
With Gardner at the plate...a wild pitch, which made it 3-0 bounces over McCann, Romine tries to score, ball bounces right back to McCann who flips to LMJ...Romine out 2-1 to end the inning

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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2017, 08:21:43 pm »
I think I'd rather the pitchers not have to block home plate, notwithstanding the rule changes.
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« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2017, 08:22:34 pm »
Watching Judd is like watching early PooHoles.

Except I actually believe Judge is 25....

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« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2017, 08:23:53 pm »
So does Altuve steal?
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« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2017, 08:25:37 pm »
Single, single, TE9...Astros at 2B and 3B with nobody out...
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« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2017, 08:26:28 pm »
Except I actually believe Judge is 25....
I wasn't sure if he was referring to Ashley or Wynona.
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« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2017, 08:27:41 pm »
Except I actually believe Judge is 25....

I believed Pujols was 25 too...only when he claimed to be 20
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« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2017, 08:28:53 pm »
I wasn't sure if he was referring to Ashley or Wynona.

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« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2017, 08:32:13 pm »
Beltran picks up an RBI on a ground out...2-1 Astros...two outs, runner at 3B
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« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2017, 08:35:35 pm »
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« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2017, 08:37:27 pm »
Marwin with an RBI single...3-1 Astros
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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2017, 08:37:38 pm »
What a great AB.
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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2017, 08:37:46 pm »
Hail the King!
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2017, 08:38:57 pm »
B4:

Altuve singles to LF
Correa singles to RF, Altuve trying for 3B...throw bounces and gets by Headley...Correa to 2B on a TE9
McCann...3-2...strikes out swinging
Beltran bounces out 4-3, Altuve scores, Correa to 3B
Marwin...full count...singles to CF, Correa scores
Gurriel pops out F4

3-1 Astros
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« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2017, 08:39:57 pm »
Lance needs a quick inning.
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« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2017, 08:45:27 pm »
T5:

Gardner...who was at the plate with a 3-0 count when Romine was thrown out at the plate trying to score on the wild pitch...grounds out 4-3
Ellsbury grounds out 4-3
Judge grounds out 4-3 on a diving stop by Altuve in the SS spot

3-1 Astros
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« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2017, 08:45:34 pm »
Give altuve a blue star!
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2017, 08:48:33 pm »
That play by Altuve was spectacular.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2017, 08:54:02 pm »
He's pretty good.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2017, 08:56:42 pm »
B5:

Bregman pops to shallow CF
Springer singles to LF
Reddick flies out F8 on the first pitch
Altuve singles to RF, Springer to 2B
Correa...0-2...grounds into FC, Altuve out 4-6

3-1 Astros
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2017, 08:58:54 pm »
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2017, 09:06:18 pm »
Infield single, walk...that's all for McCullers
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2017, 09:06:59 pm »
The Astros lose a lot of close pitches because neither McCann or Gattis are very good at framing pitches
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« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2017, 09:12:14 pm »
The Astros lose a lot of close pitches because neither McCann or Gattis are very good at framing pitches

Gattis stabs at everything. It's painful to watch.
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« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2017, 09:13:24 pm »
well, bugger
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« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2017, 09:14:00 pm »
Great knockdown by Correa, but that was a terrible throw. He had time to get his feet and nail that guy.
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« Reply #57 on: June 30, 2017, 09:14:28 pm »
Correa rush his throw and threw it off line. He had time to make a good throw. sucks for McCullers
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« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2017, 09:15:13 pm »
Yankees with a couple of ground ball singles and some good luck...3-3...still two on, two out

And as I type, another ground ball single plates Torreyes...Yankees grab a 4-3 lead...still batting with two on
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« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2017, 09:15:19 pm »
just get the last out of the inning
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« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2017, 09:15:20 pm »
Fuck, now a single into RF. Astros are going to need to break out the lumber.
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« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2017, 09:16:22 pm »
Feliz is jinxed tonight. Soft contact first, right off Correa's glove the next.

Sure wish Hinch would've let McCullers try and work out of the jam.
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« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:43 pm »
KK even scored.  this is not pretty
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« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:43 pm »
Where's Fiers when you need him.
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« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:52 pm »
Fuck me. I should have stayed in the other room.
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« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2017, 09:17:57 pm »
Jesus Christ, what a team effort of a shit show this is.
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« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2017, 09:18:17 pm »
Another single and an E8 on Springer...5-3 runners at 2B and 3B...Judge at the plate
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« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2017, 09:18:34 pm »
i got a bad feeling.
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« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2017, 09:19:06 pm »
i got a bad feeling.

Buster is covering his eyes.
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« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2017, 09:19:15 pm »
i got a bad feeling.

Matches the fielding.
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« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2017, 09:19:37 pm »
Buster is covering his eyes.

you just know they are going to talk about it all weekend.
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« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2017, 09:21:33 pm »
FUCK YOU FELIZ

Fucking Christ, that was HORRIBLE.
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« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2017, 09:21:56 pm »
I was expecting a lot worse.
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« Reply #73 on: June 30, 2017, 09:22:15 pm »
What a fucking mess. I guess this is where we hope that the experience Feliz is getting will pay off in the future.
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« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2017, 09:22:20 pm »
Feliz just doesn't have the command to count on him in tight situations.
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« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2017, 09:22:21 pm »
Wild pitch on ball four makes it 6-3...still two on, two out...
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« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2017, 09:23:00 pm »
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« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2017, 09:23:09 pm »
Feliz just doesn't have the command to count on him in tight situations.

Sure glad they took the best pitcher they have out for this.
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« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2017, 09:23:10 pm »
Feliz out, Guduan in...
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« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2017, 09:24:54 pm »
T6:

Gregorius singles to the hole at SS...Correa makes a nice play, but can't nip the runner
Headley strikes out swinging
Romine...3-0...walks, Gregorius to 2B

That's all for McCullers, Feliz in

Torreyes...punches a seeing eye groundball to LF, Gregorius scores, Romine to 2B
Wade strikes out looking
Carter hammers one to SS...Correa knocks it down, but trickles away far enough to let Romine score...if Correa doesn't knock it down, they probably hold the runner...Torreyes to 2B
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Ellsbury singles to CF...Carter scores as Springer kicks it...Gardner to 3B and Ellbury to 2B on the E8
Judge...full count...walks...wild pitch, Gardner scores, Ellsbury to 3B

That's all for Feliz...Guduan in...

Gregorius pops out F6

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« Reply #80 on: June 30, 2017, 09:25:12 pm »
That was a really shitty reminder of how this team was a few years ago.
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« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2017, 09:25:51 pm »
That was a really shitty reminder of how this team was a few years ago.

except carter got a hit.
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« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2017, 09:27:10 pm »
except carter got a hit.

As hard as this is to remember, he got a hit once every five at bats back then too.
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« Reply #83 on: June 30, 2017, 09:31:01 pm »
I have to be up at 5am tomorrow, and right now I'm not seeing a lot of reasons to stick this one out and pay the price in the morning.
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« Reply #84 on: June 30, 2017, 09:33:39 pm »
Okay, fuck this game. If the Yankees are going to get nonsense breaks like that, this game is over.
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« Reply #85 on: June 30, 2017, 09:33:52 pm »
yeah, the luck seems to be flowing the yanks way tonight

that was a stupid play
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« Reply #86 on: June 30, 2017, 09:33:57 pm »
B6:

McCann strikes out swinging
Beltran grounds out 5-3 on the shift
Marwin...3-2...grounds to 1B, Carter bobbles it, but right to Pineda who leans down and touches 1B with the glove to get Marwin

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« Reply #87 on: June 30, 2017, 09:34:17 pm »
Well, that shit pretty much sums up the evening. Carter boots a ball right into the oncoming pitcher to get Marwin at 1st.
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« Reply #88 on: June 30, 2017, 09:38:46 pm »
This is going to turn really ugly.
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« Reply #89 on: June 30, 2017, 09:39:24 pm »
Single, single, walk...Yankees load the bases with nobody out in the 7th...
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« Reply #90 on: June 30, 2017, 09:40:17 pm »
This is going to turn really ugly.

it already is ugly.

I am amazed at the reasoning blum is giving for guduan loading the bases.  maybe he's just not pitching good.
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« Reply #91 on: June 30, 2017, 09:41:37 pm »
Hoyt in.
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« Reply #92 on: June 30, 2017, 09:43:15 pm »
That was as ugly as a FC force out as you'll see.  Could have been a double play several ways, but no one seemed to know what to do.
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« Reply #93 on: June 30, 2017, 09:46:13 pm »
That was as ugly as a FC force out as you'll see.  Could have been a double play several ways, but no one seemed to know what to do.

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« Reply #94 on: June 30, 2017, 09:50:18 pm »
God dammmit!
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« Reply #95 on: June 30, 2017, 09:50:27 pm »
And it's 10-3
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« Reply #96 on: June 30, 2017, 09:50:36 pm »
boy, hoyt does not pitch well under pressure.
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« Reply #97 on: June 30, 2017, 09:50:44 pm »
Well, shit. Yuli not turning the DP looms pretty fucking large now.
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« Reply #98 on: June 30, 2017, 09:51:05 pm »
Well, shit. Yuli not turning the DP looms pretty fucking large now.

so does loading the bases with no outs.
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« Reply #99 on: June 30, 2017, 09:51:33 pm »
who is tomorrow's starter?
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« Reply #100 on: June 30, 2017, 09:52:11 pm »
T7:

Headley with a seeing eye ground ball single on the first pitch
Romine with a would-be double play ball that sneaks into CF on the shift...on the first pitch...Headley to 2B
Torreyes...3-0...walks, Headley to 3B, Romine to 2B
Wade...infield in...grounds sharply into a FC at 1B, Gurriel throws home to force Headley 3-2, but McCann waits around to tag Headley anyway instead of trying for the double play...Romine to 3B, Torreyes to 2B

That's all for Guduan, Hoyt in...

Carter...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...strikes out swinging
Gardner...full count...grand slam to RF...Romine scores, Torreyes scores, Wade scores
Ellsbury strikes out swinging

10-3 Yankees
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« Reply #102 on: June 30, 2017, 09:55:11 pm »
Donald Judd would have an RBI in this game.
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« Reply #103 on: June 30, 2017, 09:56:11 pm »
Donald Judd would have an RBI in this game.

So would Ashley.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #104 on: June 30, 2017, 09:57:01 pm »
Donald Judd would have an RBI in this game.
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« Reply #105 on: June 30, 2017, 09:59:53 pm »
Whoever this Yankee catcher is, he's gotten about 15 close pitch strikes that McCann or Gattis could never get.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #106 on: June 30, 2017, 10:00:10 pm »
B7:

Mitchell in for the Yankees

Gurriel flies out F9
Bregman...quickly 0-2...strikes out swinging
Springer grounds out 6-3

10-3 Yankees
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #107 on: June 30, 2017, 10:08:49 pm »
T8:

Gregerson in...

Judge strikes out swinging
Gregorius grounds out 4-3
Headley walks
Romine strikes out swinging

10-3
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #108 on: June 30, 2017, 10:17:00 pm »
B8:

Reddick doubles to RCF, moves to 3B on E8
Altuve grounds out 4-3, Reddick scores
Correa...0-2...grounds out 3U
McCann grounds to 3B, but the shift is on, so it's a single to LF
Beltran grounds out 4-3 on the first pitch

10-4 Yankees
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #109 on: June 30, 2017, 10:19:10 pm »
Aoki in to pitch...yes, you read that right
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #110 on: June 30, 2017, 10:19:32 pm »
Aoki pitching.

Can't be much worse than two of them that pitched tonight.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #111 on: June 30, 2017, 10:20:09 pm »
Aoki pitching.

Can't be much worse than two of them that pitched tonight.

make that three of them that pitched.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #112 on: June 30, 2017, 10:20:58 pm »
Aoki pitching.

Can't be much worse than two of them that pitched tonight.

Gotta do something...your starter can't get through the 6th, your bullpen is in shreds.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #113 on: June 30, 2017, 10:22:18 pm »
Aoki walks the first two hitters...can't even lob one in there
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #114 on: June 30, 2017, 10:22:24 pm »
Gotta do something...your starter can't get through the 6th, your bullpen is in shreds.

triple play coming with Karter at bat.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #115 on: June 30, 2017, 10:23:42 pm »
so has karter gotten all his hits for the series now?
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #116 on: June 30, 2017, 10:26:09 pm »
I don't think Aoki's going to be a permanent bullpen addition.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #117 on: June 30, 2017, 10:26:56 pm »
T9:

Aoki will get a chance to toe the rubber

Torreyes walks
Wade...3-0...walks
Carter doubles to LCF, Torreyes scores, Wade to 3B
Gardner lines to deep RF, Reddick with a nice catch...score it a sac fly as Wade scores, Carter goes to 3B
Ellsbury grounds out 4-3, Carter scores
Judge flies out F8

13-4 Yankees
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #118 on: June 30, 2017, 10:27:03 pm »
I don't think Aoki's going to be a permanent bullpen addition.

he got judge to pop out 

that was awesome
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #119 on: June 30, 2017, 10:27:42 pm »
He's going to ruin his ERA.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #120 on: June 30, 2017, 10:28:12 pm »
Well, that was amusing.
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« Reply #121 on: June 30, 2017, 10:28:29 pm »
I don't think Aoki's going to be a permanent bullpen addition.

Pitched better than Feliz, Guduan or Hoyt did. 
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #122 on: June 30, 2017, 10:30:01 pm »
I don't think Aoki's going to be a permanent bullpen addition.

I take it he didn't volunteer, he looked pretty peeved about the whole thing.
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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #123 on: June 30, 2017, 10:30:23 pm »
So. I'll be cooking a pork butt all day tomorrow then likely drinking some All Day IPA....

What'll y'all be doing? Martes will need everyone here to help out to keep this bullpen from going on strike.

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #124 on: June 30, 2017, 10:31:20 pm »
B9:

Marwin grounds out 3U on the first pitch
Gurriel grounds out 6-3
Bregman flies out F8

Game over

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Re: New York Yankees @ Houston Astros, 6/30
« Reply #125 on: June 30, 2017, 10:31:38 pm »
I will be at the beach in Galveston, so I'll miss the game, but they seem to do well when I don't get to watch them.
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« Reply #126 on: June 30, 2017, 10:34:14 pm »
So. I'll be cooking a pork butt all day tomorrow then likely drinking some All Day IPA....

What'll y'all be doing? Martes will need everyone here to help out to keep this bullpen from going on strike.

Did I mention that I found Stone IPA here? If so, what I didn't mention is that it's $3.50 a bottle. Good thing I don't like it very much.
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