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Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« on: May 17, 2017, 11:14:45 am »
Springer leads things off with a double over Stanton's head in RF.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2017, 11:15:41 am »
Great job, Bregman!

Springer has a great at bat, takes a bunch of pitches and gets a fat one. Bregman swings at the first slop he sees and pops to shortstop.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2017, 11:18:23 am »
Great job, Bregman!

Springer has a great at bat, takes a bunch of pitches and gets a fat one. Bregman swings at the first slop he sees and pops to shortstop.

It was Reddick. He was trying to pull it and was late.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2017, 11:18:34 am »
RBI double for altuve!


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2017, 11:19:39 am »
Altuve trickles a double down the 3b line and it's 1-0!


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2017, 11:21:18 am »
I'm glad that the computer models told the team that starting to score runs earlier in the game may enhance the team's chance of success.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2017, 11:25:05 am »
It was Reddick. He was trying to pull it and was late.


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If SOMEONE had posted the lineups at game start, this wouldn't have happened, SIR.
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Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2017, 11:28:09 am »
If SOMEONE had posted the lineups at game start, this wouldn't have happened, SIR.

That's just what they're expecting us to do!

You'll find out who's hitting when they come up.

McCann (edit: no, Gattis. The right handed one.) just missed a HR foul, then popped out by the dugout. I believe Yuli struck out but my connection dropped.

Gordon leads off by getting hit in the foot.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2017, 11:30:02 am »
Yelich bounces to Yuli, who gets Gordon at second but they can't turn 2.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2017, 11:30:11 am »
That's just what they're expecting us to do!

You'll find out who's hitting when they come up.

McCann (edit: no, Gattis. The right handed one.) just missed a HR foul, then popped out by the dugout. I believe Yuli struck out but my connection dropped.

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That was actually the other McCann that hit the long foul. I think he goes by Gattis sometimes.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2017, 11:33:27 am »
I do believe I would be particularly scared if I was a batter facing McCullers.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2017, 11:34:41 am »
Ozuna grounds into another FC, and Bour gets hit on the back foot.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2017, 11:37:38 am »
Stanton walks on 3-2, LMJ at 25 pitches with bases loaded and 2 out.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2017, 11:38:58 am »
Altuve fields the grounder to end the inning, 1-0 good guys.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2017, 11:40:14 am »
I do believe I would be particularly scared if I was a batter facing McCullers.
I wouldn't want to face him. Changeups at 92 and curves at 86-88? And your saying he can be wild? No thanks

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2017, 11:47:19 am »
Lance actually looks like a hitter up there!

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2017, 11:47:52 am »
Lance actually looks like a hitter up there!

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2017, 11:48:02 am »
Top 2:

MARWIN! walks
Bregman flies to CF
Jake lines a 1-2 pitch to Dietrich, MARWIN gets back.
LMJ, batting lefty, flies to center on 3-2.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2017, 11:48:33 am »
I'm getting in the car so I'm off PBP.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2017, 11:53:28 am »
Ellis flies out to cf
Riddle chops one toward 1st, lance fields it then beats him to the bag for the out
Urena bunts with with 2 strikes and 2 outs. Gattis fields a good bunt and gets him at first

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2017, 11:54:36 am »
Urena went all Carlos Gomez on that ab. Luckily Evian McGattis made a good play on the bunt.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2017, 12:03:19 pm »
Springer strikes out swinging on a full count
Reddick flies out to deep center
Altuve sends one to deep center, yellich can't hold it. Altuve reaches 3rd
Gattis "hit" by the pitch
men at 1st and 3rd and 2 outs.
Yuli flies out to the warning track in left
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2017, 12:04:06 pm »
Urena went all Carlos Gomez on that ab. Luckily Evian McGattis made a good play on the bunt.
I guess you can catch everybody off guard if you do that

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2017, 12:08:11 pm »
I wouldn't want to face him. Changeups at 92 and curves at 86-88? And your saying he can be wild? No thanks

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2017, 12:10:05 pm »
Gordan weak hit in front of the mound, lance makes the play
Yelich flies out to center. Don't think Jake even moved
Ozuna lines out right at bregman

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2017, 12:10:27 pm »
I think LMJ should get some "Wild Thing" glasses.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2017, 12:11:29 pm »
"I wouldn't dig in if I was you. Next one might be at your head. I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God."
Lance tried to hit the bull on that ozuna ab

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2017, 12:19:29 pm »
"La Pina is tired" may be the best thing I've heard this season.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2017, 12:20:18 pm »
Marwin strikes out on the 11th pitch of the ab
Bregman flies out to right
Jake walks
Mccullers flies out to left

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2017, 12:20:36 pm »
I forgot how great a two out walk to the 8 hitter is in the NL.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2017, 12:28:03 pm »
Man Marisnik can cover some ground. What a catch that was.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2017, 12:28:52 pm »
Man Marisnik can cover some ground. What a catch that was.

Off the bat, I thought he had no chance.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2017, 12:29:10 pm »
Bour chops to altuve in short RF for the first out on one pitch
Stanton walks on 8 pitches
Dietrich flares out to Jake on a diving catch! Nearly gets the double play
Ellis strikes out
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2017, 12:30:12 pm »
Off the bat, I thought he had no chance.

The only reason I had an inkling is that he was gearing up to dive after about the second step. You could see him coiling up to launch.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2017, 12:30:35 pm »
Man Marisnik can cover some ground. What a catch that was.

Great jump on the ball and great body control on the dive made a really tough catch look almost easy.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2017, 12:32:30 pm »
Off the bat, I thought he had no chance.

It was one of those dying soft liners. I also thought he might have to pull up given his starting position in left center.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2017, 12:37:23 pm »
Top 5
Springer grounds out to short
Reddick flies out to right center
Altuve triples to left center off the base of the wall!
Gattis pops up to 3rd

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2017, 12:45:58 pm »
A real team would find a second baseman that homers every time instead of these doubles and triples.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2017, 12:47:47 pm »
Bot 5
Riddle breaks up the nono with a single to left
Urena around to bunt, hunts too hard back to mccullers who gets the lead runner. No chance for 2
Gordan right back at mccullers on the first pitch throws to marwin for 1 but can't get the handle to turn 2
Yelich mccullers balks moving gordan to 2nd. Gordan steals 3rd without a throw. Strikes out
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2017, 12:48:39 pm »
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2017, 12:55:27 pm »
We get hit too much.

The elbows and the fingers and the gnashing of teeth, etc.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2017, 12:56:17 pm »
In fact I'd like to just go ahead and say that no team in the history of baseball teams has been treated as unfairly as us, and I can say that with great surety.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2017, 12:58:36 pm »
I couldn't help thinking of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg8rclu-OQw

When looking at Marisnick's elbow.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2017, 01:00:09 pm »
Marisnik looks like he's in a ton of pain.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2017, 01:00:35 pm »
Urena should punch Dee  Gordon right in the face.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2017, 01:00:38 pm »
Top 6
Yuli grounds out to 3rd
Marwin grounds out to 2nd
Bregman broken bat flair single
Jake gets hit on the elbow. Ouch. That'll leave a mark.
Mccullers grounds to 2nd and bad toss and bad catch by riddle. Bases drunk for...
Springer broken bat seeing eye single through the 3 4 hole! 2 runs score
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2017, 01:01:36 pm »
Marisnik looks like he's in a ton of pain.

Went straight into the clubhouse after getting back to the dugout. It hurt for him to run...

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2017, 01:03:13 pm »
Went straight into the clubhouse after getting back to the dugout. It hurt for him to run...

For those not watching, the bruise was already clearly visible on his way to first.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2017, 01:04:09 pm »
Jarlin Garcia in to pitch to reddick with runners on the corners and 2 out
Reddick flies out to center

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2017, 01:05:16 pm »
For those not watching, the bruise was already clearly visible on his way to first.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2017, 01:09:10 pm »
For fuck's sake, Springer.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2017, 01:10:34 pm »
Was that even hit high enough to get into the lights?

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2017, 01:12:28 pm »
Was that even hit high enough to get into the lights?

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2017, 01:12:37 pm »
Bot 6
Ozuna grounds out to bregman between 3rd and short
Bour flair single to center
Stanton lines to right but Springer loses it in the lights and now it's 2nd and 3rd 1 out.
Dietrich strikes out look on a painted curve. 3 pitch k
Ellis grounds out to 2nd
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2017, 01:13:09 pm »
Nice job by LMJ.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2017, 01:13:24 pm »
Escaped despite the dick stepping.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2017, 01:13:43 pm »
So Jake is out of the game?
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2017, 01:14:02 pm »
So Jake is out of the game?
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2017, 01:14:13 pm »
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« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2017, 01:14:30 pm »
So Jake is out of the game?

No. He's playing CF and RF.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2017, 01:15:10 pm »
No. He's playing CF and RF.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2017, 01:22:34 pm »
Top 7
Kyle barraclough in to pitch
Altuve strikes out looking on 3 pitches
Gattis lines into left for a single
Yuli checks his swing but he went for strike 3
Marwin full count strikes out
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« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2017, 01:23:15 pm »
Looks like Devo time for the 7th.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2017, 01:25:15 pm »
Is Barraclough Danish? Anyway, sweet inning he had there.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2017, 01:28:52 pm »
Is Barraclough Danish? Anyway, sweet inning he had there.

Icing what you did there.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2017, 01:30:28 pm »
Is Barraclough Danish? Anyway, sweet inning he had there.

He's no Lance McCrullers.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2017, 01:32:36 pm »
Bot 7
Devo is in
Riddle walks after starting out 0-2
Ichiro hitting for the pitcher flies out to right on the first pitch
Gordan lines out to center
Yelich strikes out on the changeup
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« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2017, 01:36:03 pm »
Icing what you did there.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2017, 01:38:17 pm »
Please don't fritter away valuable bandwidth like this.


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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2017, 01:39:34 pm »
Why are y'all getting your panties in a twist?

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2017, 01:39:36 pm »
Top 8
Brad Ziegler in to pitch
Bregman lines out to center
Jake grounds out to 3rd
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« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2017, 01:42:59 pm »
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2017, 01:46:13 pm »
Bot 8
Harris in to pitch
Ozuna flies to right, Springer sees it this time, makes the catch
Bour grounds to altuve in shallow right
Stanton pops in foul territory to will Harris
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« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2017, 01:47:52 pm »
Why are y'all getting your panties in a twist?

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2017, 01:53:26 pm »
Gattis would have had four triples on those 4 hits by Altuve.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2017, 01:54:13 pm »
I think it's pretty obvious, at least that's what a lot of people are saying, that ever since I commented on Altuve maybe ought to go to a different spot in the lineup, he's been really, really unbelievable. So I'll just say: you're welcome.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #76 on: May 17, 2017, 01:54:42 pm »
Nice work on the foul ball by Gattis there by flat billed hat douchefan. Just beat out a 5 foot 1 girl to grabbing the ball sitting on the concourse.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2017, 01:55:15 pm »
Top 9
Ellington in to pitch
Springer flies to right
Reddick grounds to 3rd, nice play gets him
Altuve flares to right, Stanton can't quite get there and altuve has a double. His 4th extra base hit
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2017, 01:59:30 pm »
Marwin with the phantom field and throw when Altuve jumps in front of him on that groundout.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2017, 02:03:27 pm »
Gameday indicated that one of those pitches from Giles was a ball.

ETA: (During the Riddle AB, I should clarify, who walked.)

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2017, 02:05:35 pm »
Bot 9
Giles in
Dietrich grounds out to 2nd
Realmuto hitting for ellis strikes out on 3 pitches
Riddle full count and walks him
Tyler Moore hitting for the pitcher flies out to center
Ball game!
Astros win 3-0
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2017, 02:16:28 pm »
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2017, 02:17:00 pm »
One of my favorite baseball quotations came at the end of the, I can't remember, 2009 or '10 season or something, when the Mets had had a massive division lead all year only to blow it at the end and miss out entirely on the playoffs. A fan filing out of the stadium after the final catastrophe was quoted in the Times as saying, "It makes you feel stupid for being happy all year."

I'm trying not to get too far away from that memory right now.

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2017, 02:20:36 pm »
The team that didn't was the 2010 Rays. They showed that graphic 3 or 4 times today.
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2017, 02:21:56 pm »
I got a kitchen pass to go to the World Series should the Astros go.  She said that before the season started...  ;D

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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #87 on: May 17, 2017, 02:30:38 pm »
Two things.

1. Being happy all season is better than the shitshow we had to sit through a few years back, post-season or no.
2. It's May 17th
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #88 on: May 17, 2017, 02:36:32 pm »
The team that didn't was the 2010 Rays.

At the time, everybody here had them going and winning the WS that year.
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« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2017, 02:38:58 pm »
Two things.

1. Being happy all season is better than the shitshow we had to sit through a few years back, post-season or no.
2. It's May 17th

That means I've been happier for a month-and-half longer than I was in 2011, 2012, or 2013.  Oh hell, let's throw in 2014 for good measure.
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« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2017, 03:02:31 pm »
That means I've been happier for a month-and-half longer than I was in 2011, 2012, or 2013.  Oh hell, let's throw in 2014 for good measure.

2014 was kind of fun.


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« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2017, 03:32:12 pm »
2014 was kind of fun.


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« Reply #92 on: May 17, 2017, 06:17:10 pm »
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Re: Astros at Fish, 5-17-17
« Reply #93 on: May 18, 2017, 02:15:10 pm »
Miami played pretty bad baseball for 3 games. I wonder if there is still a pall over the club from Fernandez' death.

Harris wasn't letting Gourriel get anywhere near that popup in the eighth.
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