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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2017, 11:02:15 pm »
I haven't given up on Sipp yet. He was so money on that playoff push two years ago. I think there's still some good times left.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2017, 11:02:25 pm »
I haven't given up on Sipp yet. He was so money on that playoff push two years ago. I think there's still some good times left.
I still have a sliver of hope he can dig deep and find that Tony sipp. Would go a long way on this team

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2017, 11:03:22 pm »
Well, he did his job there. When's the last time he had a 1-2-3 inning?

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2017, 11:13:05 pm »
I promise I started that post before the first out. I'm streaming so it's likely I'm behind.... and I have a six pack next to me...

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2017, 11:17:09 pm »
Swearing on a six pack, is this some new type of affirmation?

Ok I lied. It's now a three pack. Soon to be a two pack.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2017, 11:24:18 pm »
Can we calm down about Altuve yet?

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2017, 11:27:19 pm »
Can we calm down about Altuve yet?

That looks like the little fucker I know.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2017, 11:27:32 pm »
Correa!!!!!

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2017, 11:28:08 pm »
The Astros are in this game in spite of themselves.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2017, 11:28:13 pm »
The ASTROS used SITUATIONAL HITTING.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!


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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #90 on: April 12, 2017, 11:31:35 pm »
Attaboy

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #91 on: April 12, 2017, 11:31:42 pm »
Bregman!!!!

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #92 on: April 12, 2017, 11:32:03 pm »
Sweet. The Astros take the lead.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2017, 11:37:30 pm »
GAME JUST FLYING BY. IBB. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2017, 11:37:49 pm »
What a shit call on Gurriel 2-0. Changed that at bat.

Oh well! 7-5

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2017, 11:42:10 pm »
I cannot for the life of me understand how Brad Peacock started pitching like this.


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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2017, 11:43:05 pm »
I cannot for the life of me understand how Brad Peacock started pitching like this.


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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2017, 11:43:15 pm »
Maybe he finally decided to quit pussyfooting around..

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #98 on: April 12, 2017, 11:43:50 pm »
Does Todd Kalas's voice remind anyone of Patrick Warburton's voice at times? You know... Joe Swanson from Family Guy.

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Re: Astros @ Sea Fucks April 12, 2017
« Reply #99 on: April 12, 2017, 11:45:36 pm »
Does Todd Kalas's voice remind anyone of Patrick Warburton's voice at times? You know... Joe Swanson from Family Guy.

every once in a while I hear his dad in him.