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Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« on: April 06, 2017, 07:20:17 pm »
T1:

Segura singles to CF
Haniger swings and misses at strike 3, umpire calls it ball four, Segura was running, McCann guns him down, and Altuve tags him in LF as Segura run way past the bag.  Hinch out to argue it's not a dead ball and Segura can't overrun the base.  No dice.  Segura to 2B
Cano...quickly 0-2...1-2...grounds into 3-6-1 double play, Segura to 3B
Cruz...0-2...1-2...taps out 1-3

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 07:24:36 pm »
Springer Dinger!!!!
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 07:25:18 pm »
Laser off the facade above the Crawford boxes.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 07:25:29 pm »
George is getting upset!

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 07:25:49 pm »
George is getting upset!

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 07:26:00 pm »
He crushed that ball.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2017, 07:27:35 pm »
The Gurriel 3-6-1 DP that he started in top 1 after having to react quickly to his left portends well for the astros having another plus defender at 1B.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2017, 07:28:26 pm »
He's on track for 122 home runs for the season.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2017, 07:28:44 pm »
Kalas gave me a flash of Josh Lewin just now.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2017, 07:29:13 pm »
Springer as a leadoff guy. It's never made sense but it just fucking works.

Also I know I'm late posting but that was a nice double play in the first.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2017, 07:30:29 pm »
B1:

Springer works the count full, and homers to LF
Marwin strikes out swinging
Altuve 2-0...takes two meatballs then punches a dribbler to 1B, but beats Miranda to the bag for an infield single
Correa scorches a line drive over Martin's head in CF, but Martin runs it down on the track
Beltran pops out F4

1-0 Astros
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Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2017, 07:32:00 pm »
Per Daren Willman:
George Springers HR was projected at 454ft... That would be tied for his 2nd longest HR recorded by @statcast . #Crushed

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2017, 07:38:49 pm »
I sure wish Kalas would stop fucking saying "velo". 
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 07:39:03 pm »
He is the man. There are about 50 guys in the majors named Tyler, there are another 50 named Jake, but there are only 2 guys named George.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2017, 07:41:58 pm »
T2:

Seager rolls a routine grounder to SS, but the shift, so it's a single
Valencia strikes out swinging on a check swing
Ruiz flies out to RF
Dyson taps to 1B, Musgrove is late getting there.  Ruled safe, but Hinch will challenge, clearly out, so should be a quick overturn...yep...3-1

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2017, 07:42:32 pm »
Pitiful call. He's standing right there, less than 10 feet away.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2017, 07:42:54 pm »
Springer homered in two consecutive Astro at bats. Wonder when that was last done.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2017, 07:43:41 pm »
I sure wish Kalas would stop fucking saying "velo".

shhh.  He's not Ashby.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2017, 07:50:05 pm »
shhh.  He's not Ashby.

He keeps saying shit like that and he'll quickly get on my nerves like Ashby.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2017, 07:51:57 pm »
B2:

Gurriel grounds out 6-3
McCann singles to SS against the shift
Marisnick flies out to RF at the track
Aoki...full count...walks, McCann to 2B
Springer pops out F4

1-0 Astros
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2017, 07:56:05 pm »
He keeps saying shit like that and he'll quickly get on my nerves like Ashby.

It's not worse than Blum's Oppo Taco, is it?  I still like Blum.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2017, 07:56:18 pm »
Just one guy named Marwin.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2017, 07:58:21 pm »
Crap.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2017, 07:58:44 pm »
Springer homered in two consecutive Astro at bats. Wonder when that was last done.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2017, 07:59:08 pm »
T3:

Somebody...Kalas won't say who...grounds out 5-3
Segura grounds out 6-3
Haniger homers over the tracks in LCF
Cano flies out F8

1-1 now
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2017, 08:01:45 pm »
MARWIN!!!
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2017, 08:02:44 pm »
Gimme that lead back!

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2017, 08:07:39 pm »
They would have never risked showing a picture of a high school era Julia in a cheerleader outfit on air with Ashby in the booth.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2017, 08:07:45 pm »
B3:

Marwin homers to LF on the first pitch
Altuve quickly down 0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch that bounces
Correa grounds out 4-3
Beltran strikes out swinging at a pitch in his eyes

2-1 Astros
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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2017, 08:08:51 pm »
They would have never risked showing a picture of a high school era Julia in a cheerleader outfit on air with Ashby in the booth.


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That could have gotten ugly real quick.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2017, 08:13:16 pm »
T4:

Cruz strikes out looking
Seager flies out to shallow LF
Valencia taps back to the mound...1-3

2-1 Astros
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2017, 08:16:45 pm »
I hear that weird sound they were making last night again.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2017, 08:19:48 pm »
B4:

Gurriel flies out F9
McCann flies out to deep RCF
Marisnick...3-0...3-1...3-2...strikes out swinging at ball four in the dirt

2-1 Astros after four
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2017, 08:20:47 pm »
I hear that weird sound they were making last night again.

Put a stop to it, please.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2017, 08:27:36 pm »
T5:

Ruiz draws a leadoff walk
Dyson..0-2...flies out F8
Martin pops out F6
Segura pops out F9 on a nice catch by Springer falling into the stands

2-1 Astros
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2017, 08:27:53 pm »
I hear that weird sound they were making last night again.

WOOOOOO!


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« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2017, 08:29:34 pm »
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If that becomes a "thing" I might have to mute my tv during the games. 

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2017, 08:32:29 pm »
If that becomes a "thing" I might have to mute my tv during the games.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2017, 08:35:30 pm »
Astros with two on, nobody out in the 5th...
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2017, 08:37:49 pm »
Altuve up with the bases juiced and nobody out...
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2017, 08:38:24 pm »
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I've met him, of course, and have his autograph on a baseball somewhere.

Needless to say, I had no clue about the consecutive at bat home run business.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2017, 08:42:34 pm »
B5:

Aoki punches a single past 3B
Springer...works the count full, and walks, Aoki to 2B
Marwin hit by pitch, Aoki to 3B, Springer to 2B
Altuve grounds into 5-2-3 double play on the first pitch.  Aoki out at the plate.  Springer to 3B, Marwin to 2B
Correa draws intentional walk...no pitches needed
Beltran with a  soft liner to 2B

Inning goes THUD, middle of the order leaves the bases loaded.

2-1 Astros
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2017, 08:43:17 pm »
Well, that sucked.

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« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2017, 08:43:58 pm »
Astros had a single, a HBP, and two walks...with the heart of the order coming up and couldn't punch a run across.  Ugly. 
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2017, 08:45:23 pm »
I've met him, of course, and have his autograph on a baseball somewhere.

Needless to say, I had no clue about the consecutive at bat home run business.
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« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2017, 08:46:00 pm »
Altuve is still in his August funk. That was a very disappointing half-inning.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2017, 08:47:01 pm »
Never mind, I remember now, it was Ruben Rivera.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2017, 08:51:10 pm »
Never mind, I remember now, it was Ruben Rivera.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2017, 08:52:50 pm »
M's with the bases loaded and nobody out. 

That's it for Musgrove.  Feliz in. 
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2017, 08:53:04 pm »
Fuck, I hate Nelson Cruz. Would have loved to see Musgrove make it through this 6th inning.
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« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2017, 08:54:53 pm »
If you haven't, google Ruben Rivera baserunning and have a good laugh.

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« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2017, 08:56:04 pm »
If you haven't, google Ruben Rivera baserunning and have a good laugh.
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« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2017, 08:56:26 pm »
Thanks for this.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2017, 08:59:32 pm »
T6:

Haniger lines the first pitch off the LF wall...nice play by Aoki holds him to a long single
Cano singles to RF, Haniger to 2B
Cruz...3-0...3-1...3-2...Cruz calls time out just as Musgrove releases the ball right down the middle...and then walks.  Haniger to 3B, Cano to 2B

That's it for Musgrove.  Feliz in

Seager grounds into 3-6 FC on a nice diving stop by Gurriel.  Haniger scores, Cano to 3B, Cruz out at 2B
Valencia with a soft liner to Altuve, everyone holds
Ruiz flies out F8

Nice job by Feliz, but M's knot it up at 2 a piece. 
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« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2017, 08:59:47 pm »
2-2 feels familiar

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2017, 09:02:42 pm »
If you haven't, google Ruben Rivera baserunning and have a good laugh.

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« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2017, 09:05:23 pm »
I had never seen that.  Thanks.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2017, 09:06:11 pm »
B6:

Pazos in for the Mariners

Gurriel lines out to LF on the first pitch
McCann grounds out 5-3
Marisnick quickly whiffs on three pitches in the dirt.

2-2
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2017, 09:12:59 pm »
T7:

Dyson lines out to 2B
Martin...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...strikes out swinging
Segura grounds out 6-3

At the stretch...still tied at 2
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2017, 09:18:42 pm »
That's a tough official scorer

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2017, 09:20:02 pm »
Terrible base running by Aoki.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #61 on: April 06, 2017, 09:20:42 pm »
B7:

Aoki lines one past 3B for a leadoff single
Springer flies out to RF, Aoki was running on the pitch as is easily doubled off 9-3
Marwin grounds out 6-3

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« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2017, 09:21:07 pm »
This vaunted Astro offense has been pretty miserable so far. Altuve especially.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2017, 09:21:15 pm »
Terrible base running by Aoki.

but was it the worst base running?
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2017, 09:24:13 pm »
but was it the worst base running?

No way. He touched second only twice.

Still wondering why he got all the way to second in the first place.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2017, 09:27:50 pm »
T8:

Gregerson in

Haniger strikes out swinging
Cano lines out to CF
Cruz strikes out swinging

2-2 still
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2017, 09:33:09 pm »
Jose Altuve is loooooooost.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2017, 09:33:11 pm »
Altuve lucky not to get rung up on that 2=2 pitch. Not that it turned out to matter, since he whiffed on the next one.
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« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2017, 09:34:13 pm »
He's not seeing the ball well at all yet.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2017, 09:34:34 pm »
I feel sickened by this Altuve funk.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2017, 09:34:59 pm »
It's bizarre just how bad he has been

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2017, 09:35:50 pm »
I'm disappointed to see that the astros do not have a firm no man bun policy in the dugout. A far cry from Rex Jones's epic stache.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2017, 09:36:13 pm »
He's not seeing the ball well at all yet.


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I think the WBC fucked him up. He wasn't ever relaxed and he wasn't good.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2017, 09:38:55 pm »
Sometimes it's all about location

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2017, 09:40:35 pm »
B8:

Altavilla in for the Mariners

Altuve works the count full, then whiffs at a slider in the dirt
Correa works the count full then strikes out looking
Beltran with a  dribbler down the 3B line against the shift for a single
Bregman in to pinch run for Beltran
Gurriel strikes out swinging

To the 9th...still 2-2
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2017, 09:49:51 pm »
Strike zone getting tight now

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2017, 09:49:54 pm »
Giles getting majorly squeezed now.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2017, 09:50:21 pm »
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2017, 09:50:33 pm »
Jesus Christ, Corey Blaser is having an awful game behind the plate.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2017, 09:50:38 pm »
HPU's zone is pretty mutable.


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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2017, 09:54:39 pm »
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2017, 09:56:21 pm »
This game was lost in the 5th. Somebody other than Springer is gonna have to get something done

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2017, 09:56:41 pm »
Damn.  Segura was nailed at 2B if Altuve applies a tag.
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« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2017, 09:56:48 pm »
This game was lost in the 5th. Somebody other than Springer is gonna have to get something done

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2017, 09:57:12 pm »
Whether it should or not, pitching in non-save situations seems to really compromise ninth-inning guys.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2017, 09:58:11 pm »
T9:

Giles in

Seager strikes out looking
Valencia walks
Motter in to run for Valencia
Ruiz sticks his leg out and his hit by pitch on the first pitch, Motter to 2B
Heredia in to run for Ruiz
Dyson singles to LF, Motter scores, Heredia to 2B
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Segura steals 2B...he was dead meat, but Altuve decided not to tag him and instead throws to 3B
Haniger strikes out looking

4-2 Mariners
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« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2017, 09:59:12 pm »
Whether it should or not, pitching in non-save situations seems to really compromise ninth-inning guys.
Not trying to make excuses for giles but the first baserunner should have been rung up and the whole inning might have gone differently. That said, still gotta make pitches.

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2017, 10:04:58 pm »
Well anyway, did Springer take over MLB home run lead from Bumgarner?

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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2017, 10:07:38 pm »
Fitting end to the game, Blaser fucks 'em one last time.
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2017, 10:07:52 pm »
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2017, 10:08:01 pm »
B9:

Diaz in to try to close it out for the Mariners

McCann flies out F7
Reddick, pinch hitting for Marisnick, strikes out on a pitch in the dirt
Aoki...full count...strikes out on a check swing at a pitch in the dirt

Astros take it in the shorts 4-2
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Re: Mariners at Astros, April 6, 2017
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2017, 10:14:53 pm »
It's hard to feel down about starting the season by taking 3 of 4 from a division rival... but jesus fuck, this offense.
I wouldn't be so worried about a random sample of 4 games if we hadn't seen this exact same shit for months at a time last year.

Or maybe it's just that the Mariners' staff is going to be stupid good this season, which would be a whole different problem...
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