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Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« on: April 03, 2017, 05:27:38 pm »
Alright all you yahoos, another season of Astros baseball is upon us.  Try not to suck.

Earn it.
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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2017, 06:14:45 pm »
 Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2017, 06:47:53 pm »
Kick some fuckin' ass and take no prisoners.

Although, I suppose if you took Robinson Cano prisoner, that could provide leverage in trade talks or something.
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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2017, 07:00:20 pm »
Here are the lineups.  I'll do PBP.

Mariners

Segura SS
Haniger RF
Cano 2B
Cruz DH
Seager 3B
Valencia 1B
Martin CF
Zunino C
Dyson LF

Astros

Springer CF
Bregman 3B
Altuve 2B
Correa SS
Beltran DH
Reddick RF
Gurriel 1B
McCann C
Aoki LF

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2017, 07:06:32 pm »

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2017, 07:15:23 pm »
TOP 1ST: No score.  Segura-Haniger-Cano due up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2017, 07:18:23 pm »
Segura singles on a 3-2 count after Keuchel falls behind 3-0.  1 on, Haniger up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2017, 07:19:29 pm »
Haniger flies out to deep-ish RF on 0-1.  Runner on 1st, 1 out, Cano up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2017, 07:20:53 pm »
Cano chops out to 1B, Segura advances to 2B.  2 out, Cruz up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2017, 07:22:55 pm »
Cruz chops out to 1B.

MID 1ST: No score

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2017, 07:23:59 pm »
Where is the OWA gang sitting? How does the new batter's eye/CF look in person?


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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2017, 07:24:37 pm »
BOT 1ST: No score.  Springer-Bregman-Altuve due up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2017, 07:26:21 pm »
Springer pops the cork on the season!


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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2017, 07:26:26 pm »
Springer with a bomb just past the Crawford Box seats!  1-0 Astros.  Bregman up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2017, 07:27:18 pm »
Bregman singles on the first pitch past a diving Segura at short.  Runner on 1st, Altuve up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2017, 07:30:39 pm »
Altuve K's Biggio-style on a down-and-away slider.  Bregman steals second.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out, Correa up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2017, 07:32:03 pm »
Correa lines out to short on the first pitch, Bregman was running and is doubled up.

END 1ST: Astros lead 1-0

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2017, 07:32:25 pm »
Altuve K's Biggio-style on a down-and-away slider.  Bregman steals second.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out, Correa up

I was prematurely mentally commending him for his plate discipline for the takes on the previous pitches.


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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2017, 07:33:08 pm »
TOP 2ND: Astros lead 1-0.  Seager-Valencia-Martin due up

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Re: Opening Day!!!! Mariners at Astros, April 3rd
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2017, 07:33:52 pm »
Seager dribbles a routine grounder to Altuve on the first pitch.  1 out, Valencia up